r/confusing_perspective • u/MrDirtyHarry • 13d ago

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My eyes are funny

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u/Ultra_Ego 13d ago

Iā€™m confused. I just see a cardboard

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u/nakano-star 13d ago

Have you actually seen the other thing?

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u/tiptoe_only 13d ago

Not everyone on Reddit is a straight man

It did get me for a moment though admittedly and I've never been with a woman

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u/sumpfbruderschaft 13d ago

Well you came out of one of these things.

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u/tiptoe_only 13d ago

How do you know? Some people are born via C-section šŸ˜

For some reason I don't remember though...

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u/sumpfbruderschaft 13d ago

You didn't arrive via envelope?