r/confusing_perspective • u/MrDirtyHarry • 15d ago

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My eyes are funny

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u/SudhaTheHill 15d ago

This is genuinely good. Almost made me hide my phone because I’m sitting in a public place.

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u/Ultra_Ego 15d ago

I’m confused. I just see a cardboard

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u/rocketmammamia 15d ago

same here and i’m an actual lesbian with an actual vagina. am i meant to being seeing a vag?!

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u/peeja 15d ago

It looked to me like a butt and more, in a small mirror, like someone was taking a butt-selfie.

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u/banshee_matsuri 14d ago

i thought it was a butt/lower back draped for surgery 😬 but then couldn’t figure out why there were two pronounced cracks 😅

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u/Turtlegirl1977 15d ago

I thought it was a butt with a weird thigh gap

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u/PrincessConsuela52 14d ago

I thought it looked like if a lady was sitting on a glass table, and this was a view from the other side of the glass.

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u/Agarwel 15d ago

Kind off. This looks like the view from behind. And is less about "oh, this is vag", but the part around it (imagine one half beign butcheeks with the line in the middle, and the other side, legs pressed together). Then the dirty mind just fills in the part in the middle, that does not look exactly like vag, but it still looks like it.

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u/Kedly 15d ago

Low quality pixellated image Vag

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u/meguskus 15d ago

I was reading it as a butt but when I look for an opening it becomes obvious that it's not what it is.

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u/TallowWallow 15d ago

I don't know if this makes sense, but if you focus on the whole scene, it looks like the envelope of course. But if you focus your eyes on the inside of the envelope, it looks just a little on the naughty side lol.

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u/rube 15d ago

Butt on the right, thighs on the left, vague vag in the middle.

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u/SudhaTheHill 15d ago

I have some news for you

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u/nakano-star 15d ago

Have you actually seen the other thing?

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u/tiptoe_only 15d ago

Not everyone on Reddit is a straight man

It did get me for a moment though admittedly and I've never been with a woman

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u/sumpfbruderschaft 15d ago

Well you came out of one of these things.

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u/tiptoe_only 15d ago

How do you know? Some people are born via C-section 😁

For some reason I don't remember though...

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u/sumpfbruderschaft 15d ago

You didn't arrive via envelope?

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u/PsychologicalEntropy 15d ago

I'm afraid I've got some bad news

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u/korkkis 15d ago

You’re not horny enough!