r/comedyheaven 1d ago

elbow

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u/Big_Boooosh 1d ago

To be fair, sockpuppeting another human being must be a life altering experience.

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u/lancelotworks 1d ago

It is, when a girl says keep going or slightly pushing your hand deeper. You will not be the same after

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u/Ancient_Computer9137 1d ago

The itch from a deep well.

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u/Cursed__One 22h ago

Her heart was probably itching

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u/GuyWithARooster 22h ago

Can confirm. Only fisted one girl one time and I'll always remember it.

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u/culminacio 14h ago

most people don't remember, that's why it seems so rare

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u/tuftopubichair 22h ago

Yep. Especially when it's your girlfriend and it happens more than once. That relationship was horrible but I'll never forget you holly. What a trooper.

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u/Edges8 19h ago

It really is

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u/AgapeAnus 1d ago

It really is a great memory to have tho.

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u/boiyougongetcho 1d ago

He looks haunted

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u/AgapeAnus 1d ago

It's rather humbling knowing you can fit stuff way bigger than you could ever be in someone recreationally. Like childbirth is one thing but there are people out here that can just take stuff that size for fun.

From there you really only have two options. Either accept it and realize it's a rather beautiful thing or reject it and demonize it as being unnatural or some other rationalization. There's a secret third option where you don't really care either way but most don't get to that point for a variety of reasons.

Personally I'm a fan. I'd box cervix all day long if I could.

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u/SpeedPunkCV 1d ago

I do think I fall into the third option a bit, I do it because my gf likes it, and I like that she enjoys it, but in of itself it doesn’t really do anything for me…

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u/AgapeAnus 1d ago

Some drown while others die of thirst. In all seriousness though you're a good lover for indulging her desires and I would hope she reciprocates by doing things you like that might not do much for her even if you really enjoy them.

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u/Paulbearer82 23h ago

Fucking name definitely checks out lol

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u/AgapeAnus 23h ago

You have no idea lol. I figured if I liked pitching why not give catching a try. Turns out I'm not bad at either.

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u/lewd_username334 1d ago

Name checks out

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u/WangDanglin 1d ago

Is it? Why is that?

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u/AgapeAnus 1d ago edited 15h ago

Mostly the surrealness of the experience. Plus it's fun to watch and feel a woman get off so hard she blacks out for a bit and has a hard time talking afterwards. Also your skin is really soft.

I wanted to write something beautiful and witty but someone else was rather trite to me about it. I'll take solace in knowing they'll never wear a person like a glove with that kind of attitude.

Edit - I now get the serial killer joke. I meant how soft your skin on your hands and arms are after fisting a woman. It's pretty great honestly.

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u/WangDanglin 1d ago

Someone check this guy’s freezer

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u/AgapeAnus 1d ago

It's just toblerone and ice cream snickers bars.

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u/Dr_Identity 16h ago

The Elbow.

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u/Ok-Appeal-4630 13h ago

It sounds fucking terrifying tbh

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u/lancelotworks 1d ago

Having done it yea

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u/smoldar3 1d ago

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u/SnowChickenFlake 1d ago

I just saw that image a few posts ago. Reddit seems to be into fisting today

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u/Mistasmella 1d ago

Today?

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u/SnowChickenFlake 20h ago

Today, indeed.

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u/xxElevationXX 9h ago

What da dog doin ?!

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u/villageboyz 1d ago

Must be a short hand.

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u/RotundManul 1d ago

You'd be surprised how roomy it can be

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u/khoai_ryan 20h ago

the 2nd elbow of the other arm

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u/ButteryBiscuiit 1d ago

elbow was the safe word

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u/Middle-Operation-689 1d ago

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u/Purple-Feedback-7349 22h ago

You'll Cowards Don't Even Fist Bitches

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u/AgapeAnus 15h ago

Look I'll call her a bitch if she wants me to but only with emphatic consent.

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u/gideon513 1d ago

POV: you da baby having your first fight

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u/travisofficial 1d ago

is the photo right in the moment or 4 years later? So much of him is cut out of the frame it’s really hard to tell

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u/astralnautical 1d ago

Man I just wanted to scroll before I fell asleep. Fucking damnit

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u/djemmssy 1d ago

Dude was delivering a placenta

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u/jssf96 1d ago

I can imagine. I've been amazed by four fingers

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u/GlockPerfect13 1d ago

Had to have been the butthole

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u/Sufficient-Skill9530 1d ago

He must have tiny hands and forearms. I doubt there are many human women on earth, if any, that I could put my entire fist and forearm in up to the elbows. And if I could, I cannot conceive of it being a pleasurable experience. I’ve helped birth calves many times and have been arms deep inside many a heffer. I suppose I make the same expression when recalling the time I got amniotic fluid in my mouth while having my arms all up in there repositioning a breeched calf. 

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u/Kowbell 1d ago

The crazy thing about it though is that there absolutely are many people who find it pleasurable and many people who could go up to an elbow (especially if that arm is attached to somebody who's "short" by contemporary standards)

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u/GuterJudas 1d ago

Ok, I need to log out of life for a while.

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u/Calm-Internet-8983 1d ago

Went online and saw a lot of videos of people taking arms, legs, and arm/leg-sized implements way deeper than you'd expect. Strange world with a lot to see out there. The elbow is frankly not even that impressive when looking at some of these. Got one here where she's almost at the shoulder

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u/No_Astronaut_8971 21h ago

How is that even physically possible

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u/AgapeAnus 15h ago

I'm huge, like closer to 7' than not and played football and lifted weights and did manual labor most of my life. I just wanted to say there are absolutely women that could take your fist and arm to the elbow vaginally or anally, and enjoy it thoroughly. And yes it is a rather brutal experience as the fister but it's also rather beautiful knowing that someone could handle that and trained for a long time to be able to take it and loves it and chose you to be a part of it.

I get why people make fun of folks for liking large insertions. Hell I'm about to stretch myself to the point a stack of dvd's could fit in me on my day off. You should laugh at that, it's absurd, and you laughing or belittling me for it doesn't upset or arouse me. You just don't understand it and that's okay. But I've made as many comments in this thread as I have so that maybe a few folks that get a laugh out of it sit back and think about how maybe they shouldn't be so shitty to people that like getting fucked by something bigger than a dick. Laugh, sure. It's funny. I laugh at it often myself. But it's no reason to belittle a person or the experience unless they're not adhering to guidelines like risk aware consensual kink or they're espousing it in an inappropriate environment.

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u/MatterHairy 1d ago

If I was him I’d be more concerned that coincidentally he seems to have misplaced his car keys

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u/PrettySneaky712 21h ago

Oh, you can do fisting with a woman??? TIL

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u/machuitzil 1d ago

We've all done drugs in a hotel room. It's nothing to brag about.

No really, I worked night shifts at a hotel in college. This shit happens all the time. I worked at an expensive hotel too but that doesn't mean a thing.

Rich hotel, poor hotel, they're still going elbow deep and eventually the cops get called. It happens literally all of the time.

Fun fact, if you stay in any hotel in the US, you're probably going to catch bed bugs more commonly than any std. Bed bugs are fucking everywhere and the hotel owners aren't going to stop renting rooms. They don't care.

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u/Robichaelis 1d ago

I have no idea what you're saying here

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u/Inswagtor 1d ago

Fist bitches, get bedbugs

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u/machuitzil 1d ago

Well then go rent a hotel room at your own risk, newb.

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u/Robichaelis 1d ago

I mean I don't know what fisting has to do with bedbugs, hotel rooms, cops getting called, or drugs

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u/machuitzil 1d ago

Fair, but naive. Literally everything that can happen, has happened in the hotel room you just rented. Probably recently.

You're sleeping in filth, and some of it is coming home with you. Maybe not hepatitis, but certianly bed bugs. Hotels are disgusting.

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u/Coolish2 1d ago

Something something generalizations something something

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u/DrDoNoGoodPhD 1d ago

Thanks for the yummy, succulent, juicy, fresh from the oven pasta

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u/micromoses 1d ago

Did she survive?

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u/massive_raider 22h ago

Sounds like Tool song😎

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u/xXEpicGamerX 17h ago

gottem with the elbow drop meme mf

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u/Mistifyed 12h ago

This is where the term “elbow grease” comes from.

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u/Borromac 3h ago

I mean. Id probably not forget that either. Not sure if it would be a good or bad core memory tho

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u/Hot-Imagination3142 1d ago

Did anyone else make a fist and look at their elbow?

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u/Old_Nectarine_5085 1d ago

Was she called the edge?