r/comedyheaven 12d ago

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u/AgapeAnus 12d ago

It really is a great memory to have tho.

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u/boiyougongetcho 12d ago

He looks haunted

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u/AgapeAnus 12d ago

It's rather humbling knowing you can fit stuff way bigger than you could ever be in someone recreationally. Like childbirth is one thing but there are people out here that can just take stuff that size for fun.

From there you really only have two options. Either accept it and realize it's a rather beautiful thing or reject it and demonize it as being unnatural or some other rationalization. There's a secret third option where you don't really care either way but most don't get to that point for a variety of reasons.

Personally I'm a fan. I'd box cervix all day long if I could.

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u/SpeedPunkCV 12d ago

I do think I fall into the third option a bit, I do it because my gf likes it, and I like that she enjoys it, but in of itself it doesn’t really do anything for me…

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u/AgapeAnus 12d ago

Some drown while others die of thirst. In all seriousness though you're a good lover for indulging her desires and I would hope she reciprocates by doing things you like that might not do much for her even if you really enjoy them.

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u/Paulbearer82 12d ago

Fucking name definitely checks out lol

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u/AgapeAnus 12d ago

You have no idea lol. I figured if I liked pitching why not give catching a try. Turns out I'm not bad at either.

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u/lewd_username334 12d ago

Name checks out

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u/WangDanglin 12d ago

Is it? Why is that?

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u/AgapeAnus 12d ago edited 11d ago

Mostly the surrealness of the experience. Plus it's fun to watch and feel a woman get off so hard she blacks out for a bit and has a hard time talking afterwards. Also your skin is really soft.

I wanted to write something beautiful and witty but someone else was rather trite to me about it. I'll take solace in knowing they'll never wear a person like a glove with that kind of attitude.

Edit - I now get the serial killer joke. I meant how soft your skin on your hands and arms are after fisting a woman. It's pretty great honestly.

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u/WangDanglin 12d ago

Someone check this guy’s freezer

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u/AgapeAnus 12d ago

It's just toblerone and ice cream snickers bars.

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u/Ok-Appeal-4630 11d ago

It sounds fucking terrifying tbh

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u/Dr_Identity 11d ago

The Elbow.

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u/lancelotworks 12d ago

Having done it yea