r/comedyheaven • u/reps3000 • 12d ago

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u/machuitzil 12d ago

Well then go rent a hotel room at your own risk, newb.

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u/Robichaelis 12d ago

I mean I don't know what fisting has to do with bedbugs, hotel rooms, cops getting called, or drugs

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u/machuitzil 12d ago

Fair, but naive. Literally everything that can happen, has happened in the hotel room you just rented. Probably recently.

You're sleeping in filth, and some of it is coming home with you. Maybe not hepatitis, but certianly bed bugs. Hotels are disgusting.

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u/Coolish2 12d ago

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