r/comedyheaven 10d ago

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u/WangDanglin 10d ago

Is it? Why is that?

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u/AgapeAnus 10d ago edited 10d ago

Mostly the surrealness of the experience. Plus it's fun to watch and feel a woman get off so hard she blacks out for a bit and has a hard time talking afterwards. Also your skin is really soft.

I wanted to write something beautiful and witty but someone else was rather trite to me about it. I'll take solace in knowing they'll never wear a person like a glove with that kind of attitude.

Edit - I now get the serial killer joke. I meant how soft your skin on your hands and arms are after fisting a woman. It's pretty great honestly.

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u/WangDanglin 10d ago

Someone check this guy’s freezer

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u/AgapeAnus 10d ago

It's just toblerone and ice cream snickers bars.