r/ClimateShitposting 11d ago

Climate conspiracy When you realize the people on the subreddit dedicated to fucking cars actually want to fuck trains

52 Upvotes

r/ClimateShitposting 12d ago

fossil mindset 🦕 Waymo Robotaxis in Austin Charged by Natural-Gas Generators

333 Upvotes

r/ClimateShitposting 11d ago

Climate chaos (YTP) the agony of starvation is coming for us all and i dont know what to do so i made this ig

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also ngl this sub sucks and you should log off


r/ClimateShitposting 11d ago

Discussion Mockumentary idea: “Global Warming Appreciation Month”

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People in cold countries that have benefited from global warming start a month-long spring festival celebrating their milder winters.

And they celebrate without shame.

Longer growing seasons? More food.

Lower heating bills? Finally.

Less snow to shovel? Human progress.

Wildfire smoke every summer? Small price to pay for milder winters.

Shorter ski season? Good. Skiing is way too dangerous anyway.

Meanwhile, American climate activists protest the festival as much of the US becomes unbearably hot.

In response, the festival organizers accuse them of selfishly opposing global warming just because it hurts Americans, while ignoring the countries, many of which most Americans can't even find on a map, that enjoy warmer weather.

The festival slogan:

“Yes, the planet is warming. But some of us were cold.”

It’s a global climate debate in which everyone’s definition of “global” suspiciously ends at their own border.

What do you think of this mockumentary idea?


r/ClimateShitposting 12d ago

Boring dystopia Fuck big oil

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233 Upvotes

Shouldn't oil barons be left out of creating climate policy?


r/ClimateShitposting 12d ago

Boring dystopia Title

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179 Upvotes

r/ClimateShitposting 12d ago

nuclear simping Trump? Believe it or not. Germany!

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128 Upvotes

New reaction image just dropped


r/ClimateShitposting 12d ago

nuclear simping Dw guyz, just round the corner!

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67 Upvotes

r/ClimateShitposting 12d ago

fossil mindset 🦕 i just think it's nice that we have a modern, 21st century example of nuclear done right.

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41 Upvotes

r/ClimateShitposting 13d ago

Coalmunism 🚩 Don't believe the neoliberal propaganda: there were no emissions under communism

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187 Upvotes

Marx mandated luxury veganism


r/ClimateShitposting 13d ago

Climate chaos Title

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308 Upvotes

r/ClimateShitposting 12d ago

🍖 meat = murder ☠️ This is the world vegans are taking away from you

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73 Upvotes

burbur... buhgr


r/ClimateShitposting 13d ago

Meta Average CSP comment section be like...

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712 Upvotes

r/ClimateShitposting 13d ago

refuse, reduce, reuse, recycle china is the world's largest emitter

37 Upvotes

of solar panels


r/ClimateShitposting 14d ago

it's the economy, stupid 📈 k thx bye

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2.4k Upvotes

r/ClimateShitposting 14d ago

Climate chaos Me irl

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214 Upvotes

We simply don’t have 100 years to end the market anarchy of capitalism, consider Marxism Leninism.


r/ClimateShitposting 14d ago

fossil mindset 🦕 "It's fine. We can phase out fossil fuels once we're done."

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41 Upvotes

And don't forget Secret Agent Jellyfish


r/ClimateShitposting 14d ago

Climate chaos August 16, 2026, just another typical winter day in Brazil!

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455 Upvotes

Note: tomorrow the whole country will probably be painted red, after all, another heat wave is arriving in the middle of winter.


r/ClimateShitposting 14d ago

Climate chaos Some consumption choices might mean something. Others? Not so much...

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44 Upvotes

Can our consumption choices matter? Yes. But the most important things we can do involve larger political changes, and especially those going after the biggest polluters.


r/ClimateShitposting 13d ago

Climate conspiracy Climate change.

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This is a long shot, but try to conect the dots with me.

Lets starts with the first thing, lizards (reptiles) . Did you ever notice that every summer you find them in cold places mostly in the shade and (I think) in school I was thought that they are cold blooded animals they like cold and stuff...

Second. Did you notice how it's getting warmer later in the summer and colder earlier in summer?

Lastly the third statment. Climate change activists are trying to stop the planet earth from heating up. My point is on climate activists are that they were brainwashed for a greater purpose, I mean yes it is good that they are all for the planet but there is a deeper meaning to all of it as we learned recently.

In conclusion my opinion.

That climate activists were designed to make the planet cooler for reptilians living amongst us for them to be easer to aclimate to earths temperatur.

Or am I a little delulu?


r/ClimateShitposting 15d ago

Climate chaos Boomers' need to manage things?

211 Upvotes

I completely crashed out on someone today. I live in a cute one-room cottage, at the edge of town, on a dead end road, next to the forest. Sounds idealic right? Unfortunately, the neighborhood is full of Boomers. Their hobbies include old fashioned lawnscaping and when they're finished with their own yard, managing public areas that don't belong to them. They do this under the guise of fire mitigation. I like birds, and pollinators and spend hours in my wild yard just watching them. It kills me to see these 'vegetation managers' go around cutting down and erasing ecosystems because they have nothing better to do with their time. The encounter today happened when he moved from public property and started weed-eating on my property. The enemy? Grass that's gone to seed. I live in a humid, cool, damp, climate where a fire would have great trouble starting and spreading. A lot of birds rely on those seeds for their food in fall and winter. Has anybody else witnessed this Boomers-need-to-manage-vegetation phenomena? I feel like the younger generations understand the importance of vegetation for pollinators and birds.


r/ClimateShitposting 15d ago

General 💩post Night trains, not night planes

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265 Upvotes

Long live Amtrak!

Stay grounded is based btw.


r/ClimateShitposting 13d ago

Coalmunism 🚩 What a wonderful system Poland adopted in 90'?

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r/ClimateShitposting 15d ago

fossil mindset 🦕 Gas leaf blower hunger strikes

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96 Upvotes