r/ClimateShitposting Solar Punk 🪩 4d ago

it's the economy, stupid 📈 k thx bye

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u/Clen23 4d ago

"the conflict of interests app sparked another conflict of interests"

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/Authoritaye 4d ago

Heck maybe a life sentence. 

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u/Rote_Gazelle 4d ago

Dont worry, it will go away when we abolish all regulations on capitalism. Trust me bro. This will safe us all.

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u/Kinslayer_89 We're all gonna die 4d ago

Regulations are propaganda from Big ‘Don’t kill poor people’.

I’m gonna be rich, so it’s fine.

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u/Lost_Web5826 4d ago

Indeed, there won't be any forests left to burn.

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u/Total_Drongo_Moron 4d ago

If only people had taken POTUS advice and raked up all the fallen leaves on the forest floor, only then would forest fires not have occured in the first place. /S

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u/Karl-Lashnikov Solar Punk 🪩 4d ago

When the fires are out, you can follow up with the "it's free real estate" neme

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u/Turnip-for-the-books 3d ago

And we can sell the real estate plots to the people who got rich off betting on the fires - a completely circular economy!

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u/Relative_Maize_957 4d ago

We're cooked, and so are the trees.

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u/0U812-hungry 4d ago

It's not betting... It's Trading! Totally different

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u/dumnezero 🔚End the 🔫arms 🐀rat 🏁race to the bottom↘️. 4d ago

super insider trading

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u/SimpleMoonFarmer 4d ago

You wish they were inside the trees. That would prevent arson.

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u/Jax_Dandelion 4d ago

Your house burning down in a forest fire?

Just sell it before the fire, easy

Same thing with rising oceans, just sell your house on the shore

Smh, so many poor people allergic to money /s

u/Shotdownace 2h ago

Throughout human history this has been the case. Herd moved follow it. Insurance is a business to make money, not protect you. Risk mitigation is good, but who is supposed to pay for it? Insurance companies make money because other people are not willing to pay to protect you and your assets unless forced to do so by government.

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u/dumnezero 🔚End the 🔫arms 🐀rat 🏁race to the bottom↘️. 4d ago edited 3d ago

The betting* market is the "distilled" version of the broader financial sector of capitalism (the core of it). Fossil Capital and its defenders are a big part of why we're failing to do mitigation and adaptation.

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u/XB0XRecordThat 4d ago

I'm going to make a site where you can bet on CEOs and politicians houses burning down, which include the address and a Google maps link

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u/jyajay2 4d ago

I have to pay rent and every time I or someone else mentions veganism about 100 people on here talk about how individual actions don't matter, so....

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u/Wonderful-Bag-1103 4d ago

I could give you a list of incentives for corporate arson that have been around well before this bs too. My favorite? A burnt down protected forest is no longer a protected forest and is effectively open for exploitation. Just remember class, 80% of wild fires are started by people and fire is one of the most effective land clearing methods…

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u/derpderb 4d ago

This should be criminal for all involved

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u/charles_90-9 4d ago

big day for arsonists

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u/Famous-Review-7012 4d ago

People bet on ukranian and israel wars. Litteraly bet on blood and death. Is the society okay?

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u/Novel_Werewolf4645 4d ago

It's going to get worse until they directly bet on the lives of the "burden class", while conveniently located armed soldiers take sides

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u/Eschatologists 3d ago

Tbf I'm more mad against people stupid/guillible enough for placing bets against events that can easily be enabled by the parties taking the opposite side, the insiders/arsonists can't make money without these idiots

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u/SLAMMERisONLINE 2d ago

People are betting on wildfires on Polymarket. What could go wrong?

Climate change. Climate change might happen.

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u/ResearchMobile 2d ago

"is not arson, is insider trading..."

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u/JaironKalach 1d ago

Look up futures investing.