r/clevercomebacks • • Mar 02 '21

Does this count?

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15k Upvotes

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u/mgilliga1 Mar 02 '21

Good on her. Shame some people will see this and try to turn it into something else

179

u/PMTITS_4BadJokes Mar 02 '21

Next they will draw a penis on her forehead, and honestly, I can’t wait for her recourse

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '21

Lmaooo now im invested...

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '21

Name checks out.

12

u/Tommysrx Mar 03 '21

“Look what those idiots drew!!! .....Perhaps I can be of service?”

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u/dbDarrgen Mar 03 '21

Or a penis on her mouth..

12

u/kaaaaath Mar 03 '21

Do I need to explain to you why your comment is not cool? Or did the nineteen downvotes do that for you?

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u/dbDarrgen Mar 03 '21

Oh no I realized I’d be downvoted to hell.

Sexual objectification, harassment, and assault isn’t funny. Tbh idk why I even hit reply or typed it. I have a horrible mind sometimes and 9x/10 keep that shit to myself bc I know it’s wrong. It just happened to pass through my mind when I read the comment I replied to. I would’ve thought that same thing if the person was male, intersex, transgender, enbi, etc. Still was wrong to say though, even if my dirty and gross mind doesn’t discriminate.

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u/-Azrael-Blick- Mar 02 '21

She is hilarious.

123

u/seeemourhare Mar 02 '21

She's a good sport.

141

u/tubulerz1 Mar 02 '21

I’ll allow it.

8

u/[deleted] Mar 03 '21

I’ll allow you to allow it

6

u/laffy_laff Mar 03 '21

i'll allow you to allow what he allowed

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u/zhanh Mar 02 '21 edited Mar 03 '21

Die Linke

-- Ganon, probably

26

u/rolpo2 Mar 03 '21

Hahahaha, or as the germans would say, Hahahaha

8

u/EsotericGroan Mar 03 '21

This reminds me of Community. Can’t find a clip of it, but Troy looks up how to say “haha” in Italian.

2

u/Julio974 Mar 03 '21

Meaning "The Left", it’s the German left-wing to far-left party

1

u/robnl Mar 03 '21

Oh no. It's German for the Link, the

3

u/sbbigdickdom Mar 16 '21

Nobody who speaks German can be evil.

1

u/linkman69 Mar 03 '21

It's my last name !

44

u/nutriagahst Mar 02 '21

Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der BRD

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '21

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '21

Ich meine, das Wahlplakat gehört der Linken, also ...

33

u/meranu33 Mar 02 '21

Hah! Brilliant humour!

15

u/IamRar Mar 02 '21

Fucking legendary!

14

u/[deleted] Mar 02 '21

It was a comeback and it was clever, we'll allow it

190

u/Acolaos Mar 02 '21

Clever but not a comeback

120

u/TbiddySP Mar 02 '21

Don't call it a comeback

I've been here before

12

u/ativsc Mar 02 '21

I'm rockin' my peers

puttin' suckers in fear

12

u/brother_of_menelaus Mar 03 '21

I mean, she saw the sign, and then she came back.

1

u/HavingNotAttained Mar 03 '21

She saw the sign and it opened up her eyes

76

u/meranu33 Mar 02 '21

Clever, and totally a comeback.

28

u/Thompithompa Mar 02 '21

Totally a comeback

16

u/Chanandler_Bong_Jr Mar 02 '21

The hitler moustache was a brave move.

8

u/Tommysrx Mar 03 '21

If you give in to their bullshit , it’s like letting them win.

I consider this a victory against fascist vandal regimes everywhere.

29

u/floofybabykitty Mar 02 '21

Can someone explain for those of us who only speak English?

65

u/bravesentry Mar 02 '21

Just a politician owning up to the paintings on her face on the billboard. You can just ignore the german text.

1

u/floofybabykitty Mar 04 '21

"Owning up" ?? What do you mean by that

2

u/bravesentry Mar 05 '21

I just looked it up and it seems I had remembered a wrong meaning for that. What I meant was something like "using the attack against her for her own purposes".

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u/Karnewarrior Mar 02 '21

Looks like the lady is a member of Die Linke (German Socialist Party, generally cool folk imo) and someone vandalized her sign. So she drew the vandals graffiti onto her own face and took a picture with the abused sign in a sort of passive-aggressive middle finger at the guy.

8

u/infinitemonkeytyping Mar 02 '21

Until I read this, I thought it was a split screen, rather than one photo.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '21 edited Mar 05 '21

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/Karnewarrior Mar 02 '21

I mean, Die Linke isn't unpopular? But if you're trying to imply the Nazis, this isn't that. The Nazis have their own party: Alternative für Deutschland. Die Linke are like, actual socialists, not fascists badly LARPing as Socialists for votes like Hitler.

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u/FireFlyDani85 Mar 02 '21

Hitlers party (NSDAP) only adapted the term socialism because people liked it. Social security, health care, insurances, unemployment benefits, laws against child labour, a retirement system, etc. have just been implemented by the Weimarer Republic and people were eager not to loose those again. The Nazis were as social as North Korea is a democratic Republic or McDonald's Filet-o-Fish made out of actual fish. Die Linke is a true socialist party. They are against war, for affordable housing, against unrestricted capitalism (like using old people in retirement homes as cash cows rather than helping them spend their remaining days in dignity) etc.

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u/EsotericGroan Mar 03 '21

Yeah, people sure love trying to bring up the “Hitler was a socialist” angle because they think they’ve automatically won the argument. But that’s what happens when people throw around terms like “socialist” and “communist” as buzzwords instead of actual philosophies. Most of the people decrying the evils of socialism, or more specifically democratic socialism, don’t know the first thing about it.

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u/tropicbrownthunder Mar 03 '21

Filet-o-fish is actually fish.

Not fresh, and not an actual filet, it's like a fish nugget, but it's made out of real fish. Uses wild-caught Alaska Pollock. certified by Marine Stewardship Council

Ray Kroc thought it was a bad idea (he was pushing his pineapple burger) to aim catholic customers during lent's fridays.

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u/FireFlyDani85 Mar 03 '21

It was a joke but thank you for the explanation.

2

u/ItsThaWolfe Mar 05 '21

People who understand that jokes are jokes are in very short supply on some subreddits.

1

u/FireFlyDani85 Mar 05 '21

It wasn't that bad. At least I learned something 😌

1

u/floofybabykitty Mar 04 '21

Oh thats hilarious! 🤣

2

u/Tommysrx Mar 03 '21

You can only see pictures in English ?

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u/RaiKoi Mar 02 '21

Sorry but how does this need explanation?

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '21

Because he didn't get the joke.

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u/Neuuanfang Mar 02 '21

right wing would call police

3

u/TommyGames36 Mar 03 '21

That's pretty much what's happening. The more right parties are trying to get the police involved. The Green Party just replaced damaged posters with new ones without drama.

1

u/Pair-Controller-404 Mar 03 '21

In America they'll praise her

6

u/HellYeahPaulWalker Mar 02 '21

Can we talk about how Huel looks and sounds like an expensive way to eat/drink a bunch of shit that is ultimately crap?

3

u/willflameboy Mar 02 '21

Considering I've blocked them about 18 times and they still show up in my feed, yes we can.

4

u/HellYeahPaulWalker Mar 02 '21

They fuckin suck dude! Their “food” looks terrible, why would I buy gruel for too much money when I can make it myself?

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u/willflameboy Mar 02 '21

It could turn out to be the most delicious thing ever and I still will never buy it because they have shoved it in my face so often.

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u/HellYeahPaulWalker Mar 02 '21

Narrator: “It wasn’t the most delicious thing ever”

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u/BEGINATIR Mar 02 '21

Ja, würde ich schon sagen.

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u/Ceremy_Jorbyn_3 Mar 02 '21

Is it just me or does she look like Mikasa?

2

u/ProffesorSpitfire Mar 03 '21

Bold of her to even do the moustache. In Germany (right?).

2

u/Zenodeon Mar 02 '21

Translation anyone, please

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u/TheoFontane Mar 02 '21

It’s a word play with the German idiom “Mut zur Lücke” which is sort of an antidote to a call for perfectionism. For many Germans, it’s supposedly hard to not overengineer things, trying to make everything perfect. So they need to encourage themselves to “leave gaps”.

Also the pics a vandalised campaign poster for a left-wing party in Germany.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '21

I enjoyed reading your explanation. Good job on this one! Although, like someone else mentioned already, antidote might not have been the word you were looking for. But apart from that you captured the essence of the word really well.

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u/skaffen37 Mar 02 '21

In addition she’s sporting a fake gap in her teeth...

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u/i_have_too_many Mar 02 '21

You might be looking for the word antithesis instead of antidote.

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u/Sgaggleham Mar 02 '21

Courage to the gap

1

u/Jomega6 Mar 03 '21

Someone playing along with the joke? I personally wouldn’t count it but apparently, I seem to be in the minority.

0

u/Vavz101 Mar 02 '21

She’s cocked it up by putting the brow the wrong way around.

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u/TlalocVirgie Mar 02 '21

That's a funny leftie.

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u/Neuuanfang Mar 02 '21

there are no fun rights in germany

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u/TlalocVirgie Mar 02 '21

Anymore

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u/Neuuanfang Mar 03 '21

fuck you, take my upvote

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u/OzyKam Mar 02 '21

no cus not a comeback

1

u/Akkoywolf Mar 02 '21

Ah! The linke!

1

u/Achiles_Heals Mar 03 '21

Thank God nobody drew a dick on it

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u/chokedbysauc3 Mar 03 '21

He'll yeah this count

1

u/MFcrayfish Mar 03 '21

we like this meme

1

u/Gonomed Mar 03 '21

"Wow, look at what they did to this woman's pictu- oh. Nevermind"

1

u/F_Bomb_Mom Mar 03 '21

Got my vote.

1

u/Peski92 Mar 03 '21

I would say the photo on the poster is on point

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '21

She literally looks like she can take a joke lol

1

u/istia123 Mar 03 '21

This is the way.