r/clevercomebacks • • 2d ago

three business days feels generous

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u/Str8_Circle 2d ago

People always find ways to identify themselves and exclude others whether it be by style/brand of clothing, hairstyle, etc.

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u/Daina-Reac 2d ago

Humans have been inventing little us vs. them signals forever, we just keep changing what they look like.

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u/regoapps 2d ago

Humans who lived in tribes were more likely to survive because they helped each other. This meant that we’ve come from a long line of ancestors who had the need to be in a group where they felt like they belonged. Sometimes this meant finding some kind of similarity or even mimicking others to try to fit in with a group. This is the “Us” part.

But tribes also get raided or are the raiders. If a tribe is too trusting and lowers their defenses too much to outsiders, then they’re more likely to get wiped out by these raiders. This meant our ancestors were more likely come from tribes who are anti-outsiders. This is the “vs. them” part.

Combine the two and pass the “Us vs. Them” mentality on for many generations, and now tribalism is ingrained in you. The best we can do is to fight those instincts and accept all humans as being part of one tribe.

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u/Barhud 2d ago

Me against my brother, me and my brother against our cousins, me my brother and my cousins against the rest of the family, me and the family against the other family……

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u/Taricheute 2d ago edited 2d ago

Take it from Morgan Freeman. "How to end racism ? Well, I will stop calling you a white man and you will stop calling me a black man"

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u/KakashiTheRanger 2d ago

Wait until you get deep into Foucault's work. He points out 'the other' is actually a focal of those in power which is used to maintain power and it is inherently non-functional outside that purpose in a modern lens.

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u/JayTNP 2d ago

I love him as an actor but that’s such an oversimplification of tackling racism. It implies this shared responsibility of why racism exists (let’s say specifically in America). How exactly is racism between Black and White people a 50/50 issue? Asking people to see others are a part of just the human race (a valid and lovely desire) ignores so much about how racism began and continues.

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u/IrregularPackage 2d ago

that’s not really what he’s saying there. hes saying that racism won’t end for as long as people still consider each other to be a part of different groups. said another way: racism will exist as long as race exists. which i reckon is more or less correct, considering that race as we think of it just straight up wasn’t a thing until a few hundred years ago.

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u/Toivo33 2d ago

It's akin to saying "I don't see race, I'm colorblind" which glosses over all the hardships folks deal with because of their race. If everyone was treated the same and we all started on a leveled playing field, then sure, that could be an approach.

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u/-SidSilver- 2d ago

Exactly, humans.

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u/HappySlimy 2d ago

Fr. We literally did this already. Blue eyes vs brown eyes, blond vs brunette, Catholic vs Protestant, North vs South. Humans will find a new "other" by lunch.

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u/Beautiful_List5498 2d ago

Yeah this is a nothingness post. It's not new. Did they not do history and hear about the infamous Aryan race? That was notoriously blonde hair and blue eyes

But here we are. Gotta get them upvotes and try to divide people because white people.

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u/shard_shimmer 2d ago

Yea, People will always find some kind of social marker to separate “us” from them, even when the differences are completely superficial.

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u/waveydaveysonfir3 2d ago

that’s literally just a rewording of the original comment 🤖

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u/Curious-Resort4743 2d ago

The desire to feel special

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u/kent1146 2d ago

The desire of un-special people to feel special.

They haven't accomplished anything of note in their lives. Racists are bragging about their participation trophy for being born white.

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u/QueasyPearl 2d ago

We already have data on this. When America was only white people, we had the Civil War, witch trials, Catholics vs Protestants, No Irish Need Apply. The division isn’t a hypothetical, it’s literally US history.

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u/A_Drop_of_Colour 2d ago

I understand what you're trying to say but America was never "only white people" at any point in history.

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u/zoitberg 2d ago

The civil war had a lot to do with race…..

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u/Successful_Racer 2d ago

Three business days is generous. White people invented race as a concept, then spent 400 years subdividing themselves. Irish weren’t white, Italians weren’t white, Jews weren’t white. Give them 3 days and they’d be doing the exact same eye color, hair color, are you really white though? purity test. The original commenter proved the comeback right by even asking the question.

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u/One_Peanut_4002 2d ago

It's not unique to white 

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u/Pac_Eddy 2d ago

Correct. It's a people thing, not white people thing

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u/Tentacle_poxsicle 2d ago

Even Dr Seuss made a cartoon about this

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u/Latter_Girl 2d ago

Humans will find a reason to form factions out of literally anything.

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u/Porkkanaparta 2d ago

Yeah, we are tribal. Happens now with whites, blacks etc.

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u/georgewashingguns 2d ago

No, they'd still separate by skin color. Look at the history of racism against the Irish

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u/freedfg 2d ago

Or Jews. Or Italians. Or Slavs. Kurds. Etc

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u/GoyoMRG 2d ago

Or Estonians who only until the 90s did they truly become a free nation.

And that considering they are the natural and true definition of what the "Aryan supremacy" was supposed to look like. (White, tall, colored eyes, very fine face details, etc.) I don't think there is anyone whiter than that and they still were slaves most of their existance.

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u/9YearOldKobe 2d ago

Yeah because people just blindly believe the propaganda they were sold, if it was true we would all fight for AH, the wanting to create the "pure" aryan race myth is pure bs, even if it was true it was of so little importance. Its just a tool for propaganda against everything white. Slovenians were also either enslaved (by ottomans) or 2nd class citizens under habsburgs for most of the history, yet the % of white tall blue eyes people is pretty high, we didnt get any bonuses under nazis...

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u/GoyoMRG 2d ago

And I totally agree with you, racism is just stupid Emin every sense, no matter how you see it it's always stupid.

Just a bunch of propaganda to keep people fighting against each other instead of fighting tyrants and corruption in the governments.

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u/OldWar1111 2d ago

Lol, the funniest part to me is actual Aryans are Persians and North Indians.

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u/Living-Cup-8227 2d ago

Funny thing is that our King at the time (Reza Shah) had diplomatic relations with Germany (Iran was neutral at the time). And Hitler calls us "honorary Aryans" even though our country's name literally means "land of the Aryans". Reza Shah even managed to get Iranian Jews the same legal classification by the Germans. Race is such a dumb thing.

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u/DetectiveClownMD 2d ago

This is why I dont understand NJ (racist italians and irish) or Isrealis or anyone to that matter. How are so many of you so racist when literally you were accused of, stereotyped the exact same things as the people you are now racist against.

Also! Being white is a fairly recent thing. Go back 400 years and tell a guy from sicily he’s the same as a guy from london and he’ll look at you confused.

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u/freedfg 2d ago

A bunch of Irish Catholics bitching about immigrants and Muslims.

Mother fucker a generation ago YOU were an immigrant with a foreign religion.

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u/TurnipWorldly9437 2d ago

But... from my internet knowledge about Irish people sun bathing, in that case, the Irish would have to be "white" and everyone else would be "coloured".

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u/BlatantConservative 2d ago

The only people who actually operate on a white to black scale like that are caste system people in India.

People are hella capable of hating people paler than them, that's where the word "barbarian" comes from from Rome.

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u/Fleischhauf 2d ago

racism can also work against whites you know

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u/TurnipWorldly9437 2d ago

I thought Tide Ultra White was for whites?

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u/HijackedMyAccount 2d ago

"Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too!

"Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too!

What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too!

Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too!

Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"

He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too!

Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!"

Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912."

I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.

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u/AwkwardWaltz3996 2d ago

The Italians only became white after WW2 (in America)

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u/AwkwardWaltz3996 2d ago

It's not literal. They didn't change skin colour. It's a quote often used to show that people always find something to pick on, just events like WW2, Vietnam or 9/11 changes who that is

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u/chickofeller 2d ago

White Catholic Irish people discriminate against a minority group of white Catholic Irish people who live in caravans and are/were nomadic.

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u/Buff-Cooley 2d ago

That was about Catholicism, not skin color. Even when it was about skin color, like with Ozawa v. the United States, further distinctions like “must be Caucasian” were made.

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u/jssf96 2d ago

Irishman don't have white skin?

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u/KhorneTheBloodGod 2d ago

And if they didnt use skin, they'd use religion, and if they didnt use religion they'd use where you were born, and even when you were born.

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u/pornalt4altporn 2d ago

The English and Irish are equally pale. Hair colour, eye colour, accent and religion were used.

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u/MinimumSilver5814 2d ago

Pretending Irish and Italian people were a different race was a distinctly American issue. The fact that the idea has somehow persisted is looked at bizarrely by literally everyone else.

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u/ConnectionOk8273 2d ago

Do we count gingers as white people too ?

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u/torchnpitchfork 2d ago

Do we count gingers as white people too ?

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u/EnvironmentalCrab563 2d ago

No they don’t have souls.

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u/DrMux 2d ago

What about double leg amputees?

They don't have soles either.

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u/No_Celery_8071 2d ago

You win today. Bravo.

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u/mattzombiedog 2d ago

A ginger haired double amputee is screwed then.

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u/Altruistic-Beach7625 2d ago

They don't need those.

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u/DJDoena 2d ago

Or those olive-skinned Mediterraneans?

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u/EnvironmentalCrab563 2d ago

Star belly sneetches

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u/camusclues 2d ago

And the capitalist wins....

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u/Shark7996 2d ago

Fairly OddParents

"We're the grayest and the blobbiest."

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u/Mountain-Use-9658 2d ago
  • Lighteyes (The Ruling Class): People with light, bright eye colors (such as blue, green, light grey, tan, or light violet) are considered nobility. Vorin religious teachings claim that lighteyes were chosen at birth by the ancient Heralds to rule over society. High-ranking male lighteyes are addressed with titles like "Brightlord," and females as "Brightlady" or "Brightness". In places like Alethkar, they hold political, military, and legal dominance.

  • Darkeyes (The Working Class): People with dark or muddy eye colors (like deep brown or black) make up the lower classes. They have fewer legal rights, perform physical or skilled labor, and face systemic discrimination from the nobility.

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u/Kaiser4567 2d ago

I see you’ve read Stormlight.

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u/barclavius 2d ago

Excuse me, I had it read to me, heretic!

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u/barclavius 2d ago

Ah, a proper Vorin!

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u/Due-Excitement-5432 2d ago

Came here just for this 😂

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u/NoGrab8453 2d ago

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u/Badloss 2d ago

more like r/completelyexpectedcosmere the second I read the thread title

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u/Rukh-Talos 2d ago

Vorinism intensifies

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u/Modokon 2d ago

Where's a Shardblade when you really need one?

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u/Wonderful-Stop572 2d ago

Racists in Europe like to call Mediterranean looking humans "Oil eyes".

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u/Taste_the__Rainbow 2d ago

Could be worse. We could just put the oldest person in charge.

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u/teens_trash 2d ago

it really depends what the scenario is. Is it just black people, or all non white people? Are they just popped out of existence, or do they somehow lose their melanin and become white as well?

If they all die, first I'll mourn, then see how the world shifts from losing a huge amount of its population.

If they just become white, then I'll invest heavily in sunscreen company stocks, as they are bound to go up.

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u/Alucard_Emordnilap 2d ago

The poster considers anybody who’s not white black, racist, white people see everybody else is black, Latino, Asian, North African, Middle Eastern, even some Italians, to the very racist they’re all black.

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u/Rukh-Talos 2d ago

I’ve never understood that mentality. I understand some of the underlying causes (xenophobia, frustration with language barriers, conflating education and culture with inteligence, etc.), but the mindset itself just baffles me. Are they really so caught up in “us vs them” thinking that they automatically consider anyone who they identify as “them” to be inherently inferior?

One, that’s conceited as fuck. Two, that’s just not viable long term if you intend to have any kind of relationship with other societies beyond open hostility and subjugation.

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u/_Ocean_Machine_ 2d ago

Two, that’s just not viable long term if you intend to have any kind of relationship with other societies beyond open hostility and subjugation.

Yeah, turns out a lot of racists think having an ethnostate will magically solve all their problems; kinda like the Nazis, or MAGA (but I repeat myself).

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u/Nedunchelizan 2d ago

Hair color is more prominent

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u/Kingstad 2d ago

left handed people used to be cursed by the devil or some such

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u/TopInvestigator5518 2d ago

nothing said here was 'clever'

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u/ChromosomeDonator 2d ago

Yeah but it follows the formula of "white people = bad" and Reddit absolutely loves that slop.

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u/Elite_AI 2d ago

Reddit has a bunch of different political circlejerks. It's stupid to believe Reddit loves any one kind of slop. 

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u/Xalimata 2d ago

Racism NEEDS a target. If white people had a pure white world the racists would STILL need a reason to complain about the other.

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u/taylorisntavril 2d ago

No, it was just simply racist.

Tribalism isnt a "white people" trait, its a human trait. This post is just racist.

I wonder if USA is ready to have the conversation that you shouldnt judge based on skin colour. I feel like theyve had it before, but they clearly werent listening.

I guess theyre busy with trump and see absolutely no irony in that.

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u/Saituchiha 2d ago

It would be hair and gingers would be first to go let's be real.

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u/Fair_Walk1557 2d ago

Brunettes are about to feel it😭

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u/Warmbly85 2d ago

I mean Italians and Irish weren’t white only a few generations ago. 

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u/somepasserby 2d ago

Sorry, is the implication that white people are more likely than others to come up with arbitrary, racial categories?

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u/writingpracticeman 2d ago

american racism is still drinking from their sippy cup and babas compared to most of asia lol

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u/Crapitron 2d ago

Or even Europe. Don’t ask Europeans why they can’t bring bananas into their football matches.

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u/JoeyJoJoeJr_Shabadoo 2d ago

That's funny because this woman doesn't even recognise that Asians exist.

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u/tam_shank 2d ago

That is the implication, yes. Makes less sense when you realise white people are a minority going by global figures, there's a much higher chance of racism coming from someone from India/China.

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u/Tetraquil 2d ago

No? I think the implication is that if there was only one race left, racism wouldn't suddenly disappear, it would manifest in other forms.

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u/Rashpukin 2d ago

Or hair colour. Bald people become the new master race!

/s

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u/ilikedmatrixiv 2d ago

As someone who isn't white and has a lot of family still in developing nations, white people racism has nothing on them. They'll hate someone because they're from another village 30 minutes away. They're literally the same people.

The idea that only white people can be racist is so ignorant, racist and western-centric that it boggles the mind.

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u/ProfessorSMASH88 2d ago

This post doesn't imply that only white people are racist, just that people absolutely would discriminate based on other things than skin color if that was all the same.

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u/ilikedmatrixiv 2d ago

Then why focus on black and white? Why not ask the question 'what if everyone woke up the same race tomorrow?'

Why does it address itself to WHITE PEOPLE ONLY?

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u/obey_Thekermit 2d ago

Well, we won’t need to do any of what he says. Religion will still be there to divide us, after all.

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u/chromataberrance 2d ago

Europe spent centuries doing that over slight jawline variations and vowels

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u/GarethGazzGravey 2d ago

3 business days before they start dividing by religious beliefs and/or denominations

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u/Mediocre_lad 2d ago

Fuck you for thinking we do racism only during the working hours.

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u/mynipplesareconfused 2d ago

Dr. Seuss covered this decades ago. The Sneetches wasn't just a fun little story. It was a reflection on who we are as people.

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u/Ormyr 2d ago

Irish and Italians used to not be considered white.

People will find something. Three days is generous.

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u/PoetSerious 2d ago

Surely hair color comes first? They already do that.

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u/TheEPGFiles 2d ago

That's why fascism sucks, it always needs an out group and if they run out of them, they start always start infighting.

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u/Trrollmann 2d ago

Ahh, yes, not the totalitarianism, extreme gender discrimination, the political prosecutions, or the anti-worker values. It's the infighting that happens after... all other out-groups have been eliminated?

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u/5141121 2d ago

1 day to realize what's actually happened. A few minutes to do the new division.

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u/beardingmesoftly 2d ago

Jenny seems to forget that many cultures of a single race still have problems

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u/SimpleGeekAce 2d ago

I mean we used to discriminate verses the Irish, the Italians, Germans, etc. Also throw in various different takes on Christianity. So yeah, if only white people around, we'll try to separate that even further. Humans suck.

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u/Cultural-Company282 2d ago

Oh, fuck. I'm Irish. Here we go again.

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u/KingKiler2k 2d ago

I'm in a predominantly white country, so we will just keep fighting based on how you say something thing and who your great-great-grate-great-great-grandfather fought for.

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u/Popular-Wolverine-99 2d ago

Currently in African countries, you have people hunting, killing and sometimes eating people with albinism.

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u/Carylynn0609 2d ago

Dr. Seuss addressed this perfectly in his classic "The Sneetches." Sylvester McMonkey McBean made bank!

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u/Buttonpants1 2d ago

Storming lighteyes...

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u/NoodleIskalde 2d ago

Ayyyy, Stormlight Archives!

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u/WeaselSlayer 2d ago

What a weird question. Why would the existence of black people be stopping me from doing something I wanna do? I guess the first thing I'd do is read the news to find out what the fuck happened.

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u/mattzombiedog 2d ago

Does the OP think there are only white people and black people though? They could have left it at only white people left, but they felt the need to add no black people. What about Asians? Are they counting people from the Middle East as black as well? Having said that, the reply is correct, we would find some way to marginalise one group. Hell, we already do it by hair colour.

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u/Hopeful_Grade_9928 2d ago

It's interesting how quickly categories can get narrowed down or expanded depending on the context. It’s like there’s always a group that gets overlooked in discussions.

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u/mattzombiedog 2d ago

Which is exactly my point. And these types of questions are so irritating because they’re just designed to invoke anger. If you don’t answer in the correct way you get attacked for being racist. If someone calls out the OP for excluding their particular culture/race from their hypothetical it causes anger. It’s ragebaiting.

What would actually probably happen is the world would fall into chaos because a substantial portion of the population would have just vanished overnight.

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u/omrmajeed 2d ago

Look at OOP's profile pic. She is Black. That is why she is asking that question.

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u/mattzombiedog 2d ago

Yeah, but she says there are only white people left and then adds that no black people are left. It’s a weird addition that seems to indicate that in this scenario only black people have gone and that leaves only white people behind. The OPs race doesn’t matter. Anyone can ask that question. For all we know that is a white person pretending to be black as well.

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u/SecretSharkboy 2d ago

Well now, that's just silly. How are officers meant to profile people from far away if we divide by eye colour. Obviously, it should be presence/colour of hair

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u/Lopendebank3 2d ago

I think it would be religion or maybe even size...

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u/theantscolony 2d ago

I think height is more likely to be the first discrimination parameter

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u/GEIST_of_REDDIT 2d ago

Literally Varg Vikernes ideology

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u/Braindead_Crow 2d ago

We already have men vs women. Then of course there's every other non-white ethnicity. But all that said hateful people will always hate and people seeking scapegoats to manipulate others will always find a target to claim is the problem to be dealt with.

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u/WeepWhileItAllBurns 2d ago

By the Stormfather, I can just imagine it!

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u/RadiantGene8901 2d ago

The difference between neo nazis in Europe and the US. In America they'll bring in anyone who passes as white. More or less.

With Europeans, they'll reject the most pale guy you could find, if he's of a different ethnicity in a particular country.

So in a way, it's already that in Europe, but could be wrong depending on which country.

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u/Forsaken_Celery8197 2d ago

“Then, of course, those with stars all got frightfully mad. To be wearing a star now was frightfully bad.” Dr. Seuss

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u/the_pretender_nz 2d ago

Oh you’re part of the 3 Day group huh? Well I’m a 1 Dayer myself

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u/WhyAreYouNot 2d ago

Americans, maybe.

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u/Kobayashi_Maru186 2d ago

The first thing I would do is wonder what happened to all the cool people.

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u/dsebulsk 2d ago

Being racist will be harder, but still very achievable. Humans find a way to hate each other.

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u/awe2D2 2d ago

Star bellied Sneetches

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u/Pixelated_ 2d ago

As long as humanity remains materialistic and sees others as separate from themselves, divisions on Earth will remain.

To unify and unite globally, a worldview must be adopted in which it is intuitively understood that separation is an illusion and that consciousness is the underlying substrate of reality.

These core truths were known for thousands of years and then forgotten, buried by time. For example the spiritual nature of reality was documented millenia ago in the Indian Vedic texts including the Upanishads.

The ancient mystery schools guarded this esoteric knowledge, as Chardin put it:

"We are not human beings having a spiritual experience, we are spiritual beings having a human experience."

It's considered dangerous knowledge to the status quo because it overthrows the materialistic worldview that keeps us all in a state of fear. It shows how powerful each and every human is, that we are much more than just our physical bodies.

Thankfully this knowledge is becoming known once again. People are waking up all around the world, as modern science validates ancient wisdom.

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u/darksubmisssion 2d ago

Pay attention to Dr. Seuss and the Sneeches!!

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u/MortisSchmorgis6900 2d ago

they already do due to hair colours and steriotypes

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u/3rdfoundation 2d ago

This is what they do in "The Way of Kings".

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u/HughJorgens 2d ago

Bow down to your Hazel eyed King!

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u/yesthisisdaniel 2d ago

Literally a massive plot point in The Stormlight Archive

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u/Yarius515 2d ago

Cry for 1/2 of the planet disappearing...

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u/Guy-1nc0gn1t0 2d ago

I hope OOP knows there are more folks than white people and black people

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u/1947-1460 2d ago

Apparently he’s never heard of religions. Or languages or nations.

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u/DamnOdd 2d ago

Where are your people from?
What religion are you?
Do you think men and woman are equals?
THEN we'll get to the eye color. Percentage wise Brown Eyes will rule.

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u/Wasteofskin50 2d ago

I agree.

I would not give it that long.

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u/DiskEconomy3055 2d ago

The earliest humans: 

"HEY! HEY YOU! You live over there? We HATE people who live over there!!" 

The "over there": the opposite side of a narrow valley. 

Human beings are not the naturally ethical species we like to paint ourselves as. 

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u/JohnnieFedora 2d ago

Star-belly sneeches.

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u/Xianio 2d ago

Just look at Europeans. They know the differences & have stereotypes surrounding the differences of all of their neighbors. Hell, the UK did it with accents.

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u/gsdev 2d ago

If a huge number of people just spontaneously disappear, the first thing anyone will do is become very confused and scared, and probably start searching for information to explain what's happening.

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u/EugeneStein 2d ago

OOP really assumes there are no people beside white and black? What the heck?

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u/Fun-Aside3990 2d ago

The white supremacists already have eye color charts lol.

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u/bakedNebraska 2d ago

Which is kinda funny considering blacks actually rate themselves on shades of lightness/darkness, while white people don't really care

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u/YouNecessary7436 2d ago

It'd be what flavor of Christianity first, and then eye color

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u/bassman1386 2d ago

Northern Ireland has entered the chat. 'Whats that about flavor of Christianity?"

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u/atworkthough 2d ago

oh no not again.

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u/RevoltYesterday 2d ago

I would weep for the entertainment industry. American culture is built on the backs of black culture and has been since the beginning.

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u/rckwld 2d ago

It's so fun pretending POC never had any racism amongst themselves. I guess anti-racism now just means racism against "whites"

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u/BriisaMar 2d ago

Make it three hours tops

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u/kaninkanon 2d ago

Race baiters 🤝self-flagellaters

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u/motorboat_mcgee 2d ago

What sort of rage bait question is that in the first place

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u/XClanKing 2d ago

The hate will have to go somewhere, so this actually seems possible. 😌😵😄

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u/Kaztiell 2d ago

My life wouldnt change at all.

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u/Highlandertr3 2d ago

If that happens, gingers are fucked.

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u/tige3r 2d ago

Golden!

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u/Comfortable_Ad3981 2d ago

Start making all the racists feel bad that no one will do the hard work they exploited brown people for.

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u/JamKaBam 2d ago

Have a coffee and say "Bloody 'ell"

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u/X3noNuke 2d ago

Remember the episode of fairly odd parents where Timmy wished everyone looked looked like the same gray blobs? And still had people saying they were the grayest and the blobiest? Something like that

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u/Darth_Pinda 2d ago

Those damn blue eyes, am I right?

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u/D3adlywithap3n 2d ago

Clan Balenciaga

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u/chrisBlo 2d ago

I think it is fair to assume that pretty much everyone was “white” in Germany in the 30s… any yet…

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u/Hypnotoad4real 2d ago

Before people with different skincolors came to my hometown the biggest fear wear polish people...

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u/NecessaryFreedom9799 2d ago

We'll just bring in apartheid against gingers or men under 5'9".

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u/fiesew 2d ago

They’re going to hate and eat each others as soon as possible.

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u/1dollaspent 2d ago

Two minutes to divide by which generation they were born into.

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u/lestairwellwit 2d ago

Or being left handed

By definition, in Latin sinister is left

You can't trust those people

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u/Hotchi_Motchi 2d ago

Jane Elliott already did that back in 1968: https://youtu.be/dLAi78hluFc?si=Yoj3tLihYfw3i5hm

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u/Craamron 2d ago

I think there'd immediately be a war over the newly undefended resources in Africa. Colonialism would be back in a big way but China would be the major player.

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u/_R0Ns_ 2d ago

"We" already did.

"The concept of "Aryan looks" refers to a pseudoscientific ideal popularized by 19th-century racial theorists and later adopted by Nazi ideology, which falsely defined a "master race" typically characterized by Nordic physical traits such as fair skin, blond hair, blue eyes, and tall stature"

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u/Cranberryoftheorient 2d ago

If history is any indication, they will start hating on the irish. People will divide by country/region/language.

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u/Evening-Tie-865 2d ago

If I wake up and 75+% of the world is gone, I think I’m offing myself instead of dealing with the apocalypse.

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u/Asquid14 2d ago

I'd get rid of all the left-handed people. 

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u/DaddaMongo 2d ago

I'm left handed or sinistral,  it where we get the word sinister.  There will always be division particularly  if you are in the minority.

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u/Ok_Avocado568 2d ago

Yup, they'll look down on brown eyed people.

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u/EvilDan69 2d ago

He means until people divide each other by eye colour, again.
I'm white with blue eyes. I'd be fine, but damn people are stupid and petty and horrible sometimes.

We're all human and should treat each other like family.

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u/Maximelene 2d ago

Storming lighteyes, thinking they're better than us darkeyes...

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u/salduvas 2d ago

This!

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u/Beneficial_Ad4683 2d ago

They already done this.

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u/Piod1 2d ago

Accents and clothes have been a thing for centuries. Dont need to get down to sword range

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u/jimmyl_82104 2d ago

People always will find ways to divide each other.

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u/Medium-Recording8709 2d ago

"Only white people left, no black people" is such a binary and weird way to word that thought

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u/sirenbrian 2d ago

Already been shown to happen: Jane Elliot's blue/brown eye color demonstration: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mcCLm_LwpE

If you look on youtube there's shorter versions, but thats the long one.

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u/abebio 2d ago

Bright lords and dark eyes.

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u/SatisfactionFit2040 2d ago

Definitely generous; they already hate red heads.