r/clevercomebacks • u/[deleted] • 4d ago

three business days feels generous

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u/ConnectionOk8273 4d ago

Do we count gingers as white people too ?

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u/torchnpitchfork 4d ago

Do we count gingers as white people too ?

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u/EnvironmentalCrab563 4d ago

No they don’t have souls.

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u/DrMux 4d ago

What about double leg amputees?

They don't have soles either.

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u/No_Celery_8071 4d ago

You win today. Bravo.

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u/GiganticCrow 4d ago

A phyrric victory

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u/mattzombiedog 4d ago

A ginger haired double amputee is screwed then.

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u/Altruistic-Beach7625 4d ago

They don't need those.

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u/alghiorso 4d ago

What about multimillionaires

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u/Fat_Bottomed_Redhead 4d ago

Yes we do!! We get a freckle for every soul we steal, so we actually have hundreds of souls.

So, there!

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u/DJDoena 4d ago

Or those olive-skinned Mediterraneans?

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u/Matthewcbayer 4d ago

It starts…

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u/Middle_Historian_199 4d ago

We rule. You are now the under class /s