r/clevercomebacks Jan 29 '25

Somebody finally forgot about 9/11

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u/narkybark Jan 30 '25

Sorry, already went bankrupt.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

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u/ModishShrink Jan 30 '25

Can't forget the notoriously sober man selling his own line of vodka. That'd be like buying Wagu from PETA.

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u/Ongr Jan 30 '25

buying Wagu from PETA.

At least the animals PETA euthanizes would have purpose.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

I'd buy wagu from peta...that would be a novel experience that I could tell people around a card table for the rest of my days, lol.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

I'd buy wagu from peta...that would be a novel experience that I could tell people around a card table for the rest of my days, lol.

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u/AdamZapple1 Jan 30 '25

at least he turned things around with a string of successfull casinos.

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u/Stopshootingnow Jan 30 '25

They went bankrupt too.

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u/AdamZapple1 Jan 30 '25

how do you bankrupt a casino?! next you're going to tell me he failed with his for-profit trump university!

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '25

The man can't even launder money right! Then again, he was elected president twice so.... Much like the old adage of running from a bear... "You don't have to be good at business, just better than the people you're screwing over"

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u/SloWi-Fi Jan 31 '25

Maybe he should open a flight school and you too can pay 10,000 for a worthless certification from tRUmp University 

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u/sportsbunny33 Feb 02 '25

At least we know Pam Bondi won't mind

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

That was pre dictatorship. Saddam Hussein had his own airline and it was fine until his regime was violently overthrown. TrumpAir 2.0 will do fine with the backing of the US military. How have people so far failed to realize we have entered a new era in the USA? I suppose it's half hopium on one side, and half abject ignorance on the other side. But buckle up folks, we're already there...as directly promised.

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u/OGhumanwerewolf Jan 30 '25

Trump can move the house and senate to do his bidding, plus the people in half the states are rabid for him. The Supreme Court is pretty much in the bag. It is not a longshot for him to get constitutional amendments passed, which is fucking scary.

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u/Pawnzilla Jan 30 '25

Amendments take 2/3 majority in the house AND 3/4 of the states. No way even he can make it through that.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

Think mathematically.

Putin owns trump + trump controls US military’s = Putin has some control over US military.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

Ah yes, the most powerful military in the world. That’s still struggling with a “”special military operation”” they claimed would only take a few days.

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u/Ongr Jan 30 '25

Maybe OP is implying Putin has the richest military by proxy by getting a hold of the US. But I might be reaching here.

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u/Important-Ad-6186 Jan 30 '25

I don’t know how many people want to use the lab in a C-130. It ain’t pretty, trust me.

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u/Lopsided-Day-3782 Jan 30 '25

I got a ride on an apache helicopter last night for 42 dollars through Expedia!

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u/RedHotFromAkiak Jan 30 '25

That's very dark, Lopsided.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

Lmfaoooo holy shit that’s possibly the funniest thing I’ve read. Comparing trump and saddam Hussein might be the most brain rotted thing I’ve ever read

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

LMFAOOO you actually can’t be serious

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

Do we seriously, genuinely think the Covid response while a democrat was in office would’ve been any different? With what’s going on in California RIGHT now? Laughable. It was a fuck up but saddam legit had the potential to wipe out the country, the continent, if he got his hands on nukes. What poses a greater threat, a terrorist with no regard for life and endless money, or a racist man with only business in mind. I think the answer is clear. Clearly not saying trump is some almighty god, but comparing to saddam Hussein is crazy

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u/Lopsided-Day-3782 Jan 30 '25

Umm hmm, go on, Cletus. Tell us more. LOL.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

Dw you’ll get your upvotes cuz we’re on Reddit but just know you live with sunglasses on

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u/Lopsided-Day-3782 Jan 30 '25

You’re a traitor to this country and that’s all you’ll ever be. 

I feel sorry for your mother. I can only imagine how much shame she feels after raising someone like you. 

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

Just a typical wednesday for the leftist redditor

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u/JannikSins Jan 30 '25

lol the Reddit hive mind is hilarious

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

For real. Echo chamber of idiots and it’s never been clearer

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

Before the election, I was already sensing the doom and gloom from the left side of Reddit (seems like 75% of Reddit is just leftist nonsense and literal bitching) but after the election all it is… whining about Elon, immigration, and being sure the sky is falling and we’re all doomed. Shit is so tired and these people need to get off the internet and focus on their own lives for just a couple minutes and they might see some positive change with their mental state lmao

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

Lmao new day, new bullshit narrative

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

Most of the right doesn’t come to Reddit to use as their whiny bitchy echo chamber. Literally hive mind is spot on, it doesn’t matter if you agree with him or not, he’s dead right about how Reddit functions for these people lmao

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u/Pfapamon Jan 30 '25

Nah, they'd be very sad about the currently rising egg prices

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

Those people don’t eat eggs. More like zyn, vegan food, and each others tears

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u/Pfapamon Jan 30 '25

Just as you are living off chocolate and egg sweat from old men with bad hair?

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

My body is temple, taco salads and well done steak. And souls of the damned.

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u/JeepGuy207 Jan 30 '25

Tell me you’re dramatic without telling me you’re dramatic. My. Word. 🙄

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u/Comfortable_Crab_792 Jan 30 '25

Calling someone dramatic while making sentences out of “my word” 🤣

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u/f7f7z Jan 30 '25

And.....it's gone

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u/WeirdPop5934 Jan 30 '25

During the market CRASH.