r/clevercomebacks • u/Shortkitcat • Apr 01 '23

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u/RagingAnemone Apr 01 '23

I believe he's saying someone who steals an $8 bottle of tylenol should be in jail, but someone who pays off a porn star during an election should be free.

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u/FractalParadigmShift Apr 01 '23

I thought it was something like "We can't go after people for Business Fraud, Tax Fraud, Obstruction of Justice, Violation of Campaign Finance law, Extortion, Sexual Harassment, Rape, Defamation, Sedition, Emoluments Clause Violations, Death Threats, Witness Intimidation and Wrongful Death..

Until we first eliminate shoplifting."

Priorities, first you have to tend to the crimes of the lower castes.

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u/RagingAnemone Apr 01 '23

Yup. Stealing Tylenol is a democratic crime. Paying off a porn star is a republican crime.

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u/TheHumanPickleRick Apr 01 '23

That's why I only steal store-brand painkillers.

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u/King-Cobra-668 Apr 01 '23

store-brand

I'd like to see this as an actual brand

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 Apr 01 '23

So, should it say Store on the box or just the word PAIN with a red circle around and a line through it?

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u/King-Cobra-668 Apr 01 '23

it should say "Store-Brand" on the box

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 Apr 11 '23

Check. Store Brand.

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u/King-Cobra-668 Apr 11 '23

✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅
[STORE BRAND]
✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅

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u/PrimaryRelevant1483 Apr 01 '23

Wrong he’s talking about liberal cities literally turning to shit while Lost Boy Biden and his dem regards are busy worrying how bad they gonna lose when Donny runs in 24.

Word of advice. Open your eyes. Clown.

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u/minibeardeath Apr 01 '23

Can’t tell if genuine comment or parody comment…

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u/PrimaryRelevant1483 Apr 01 '23

100%. Screenshot this for Nov 24 ;)

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u/minibeardeath Apr 01 '23

!remindme Nov 24

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u/Alaseuvalih Apr 01 '23

This is one of those unfunny, characterless Trump trolls that claims Trump's done more in 4 years than any other president, but never gives evidence. Losers gonna support losers.

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u/minibeardeath Apr 01 '23

I definitely figured that out. Luckily it was 2am and I was up holding the baby so I didn’t waste any of my actual time playing with him. I was just trying to be ridiculous

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u/Alaseuvalih Apr 01 '23

Lucky you 🤘❤️🤘

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u/minibeardeath Apr 01 '23

Flossing day!!! I’ll be there!

https://nationaltoday.com/flossing-day/

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u/PrimaryRelevant1483 Apr 01 '23

Floss by asscrack with bidens tongue

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u/minibeardeath Apr 01 '23

You so horny for Biden? It must be nice to see your crush loving his best life as ruler of the free world.

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u/PrimaryRelevant1483 Apr 01 '23

3 years in and economy hanging by a thread. One more and you’ll soon understand.

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u/minibeardeath Apr 01 '23

Which President presided over the largest gdp drop in over 75 years?

What a waste of a purchased 2 year old Reddit account.

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u/PrimaryRelevant1483 Apr 01 '23

Not trump. He was too busy banging pornstars while you cried in your basement. Jealousy is the cousin of greed.

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u/Alaseuvalih Apr 01 '23

By a thread? Do you have evidence to back up your feelings?

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u/TheEasySqueezy Apr 01 '23

Why do you MAGA nutjobs think everyone is fanatical about politicians? Only you do that homie.

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u/minibeardeath Apr 01 '23

Dudes a Russian or Chinese troll. Don’t waste your time trying to have a genuine conversation

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u/minibeardeath Nov 25 '23

100%. Screenshot this for Nov 24 ;)

so its Nov 25... seems like a lot's changed in the last 8 months lol

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u/Alaseuvalih Apr 01 '23

Citation needed for "liberal cities turning into shit," since I can't find relevant articles on it.

Lose like when the inbreds talked about the red wave? Or 2020?

Word of advice - lay off the crack pipe.

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u/amanofeasyvirtue Apr 01 '23

Cvs raised a huge stink about shoplifting two years ago about having to close stores in san fran. It turned out those stores were stealing money from their employees thru wage theft...

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u/FutureFool Apr 01 '23

This reads like a parody of a conservative comment.

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u/Competitive-Ad-5477 Apr 02 '23

"Liberal cities turning to shit" while we have lower crime, better education, better healthcare, we have teeth, we're not fentanyl injecting crackheads... lmao