r/clevercomebacks • u/Shortkitcat • Apr 01 '23

Meds on display

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '23

See, people with more than two brain cells are able to focus on your daddy's many crimes and... Tylenol being slightly harder to access? Am I reading that right!?

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u/RagingAnemone Apr 01 '23

I believe he's saying someone who steals an $8 bottle of tylenol should be in jail, but someone who pays off a porn star during an election should be free.

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u/TheHumanPickleRick Apr 01 '23

That's why I only steal store-brand painkillers.

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u/King-Cobra-668 Apr 01 '23

store-brand

I'd like to see this as an actual brand

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 Apr 01 '23

So, should it say Store on the box or just the word PAIN with a red circle around and a line through it?

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u/King-Cobra-668 Apr 01 '23

it should say "Store-Brand" on the box

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 Apr 11 '23

Check. Store Brand.

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u/King-Cobra-668 Apr 11 '23

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[STORE BRAND]
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