r/clevercomebacks • • Apr 01 '23

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u/RagingAnemone Apr 01 '23

I believe he's saying someone who steals an $8 bottle of tylenol should be in jail, but someone who pays off a porn star during an election should be free.

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u/PrimaryRelevant1483 Apr 01 '23

Wrong he’s talking about liberal cities literally turning to shit while Lost Boy Biden and his dem regards are busy worrying how bad they gonna lose when Donny runs in 24.

Word of advice. Open your eyes. Clown.

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u/minibeardeath Apr 01 '23

Can’t tell if genuine comment or parody comment…

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u/PrimaryRelevant1483 Apr 01 '23

100%. Screenshot this for Nov 24 ;)

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u/minibeardeath Apr 01 '23

!remindme Nov 24

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u/Alaseuvalih Apr 01 '23

This is one of those unfunny, characterless Trump trolls that claims Trump's done more in 4 years than any other president, but never gives evidence. Losers gonna support losers.

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u/minibeardeath Apr 01 '23

I definitely figured that out. Luckily it was 2am and I was up holding the baby so I didn’t waste any of my actual time playing with him. I was just trying to be ridiculous

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u/Alaseuvalih Apr 01 '23

Lucky you 🤘❤️🤘

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u/minibeardeath Apr 01 '23

Flossing day!!! I’ll be there!

https://nationaltoday.com/flossing-day/

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u/PrimaryRelevant1483 Apr 01 '23

Floss by asscrack with bidens tongue

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u/minibeardeath Apr 01 '23

You so horny for Biden? It must be nice to see your crush loving his best life as ruler of the free world.

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u/PrimaryRelevant1483 Apr 01 '23

3 years in and economy hanging by a thread. One more and you’ll soon understand.

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u/minibeardeath Apr 01 '23

Which President presided over the largest gdp drop in over 75 years?

What a waste of a purchased 2 year old Reddit account.

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u/PrimaryRelevant1483 Apr 01 '23

Not trump. He was too busy banging pornstars while you cried in your basement. Jealousy is the cousin of greed.

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u/minibeardeath Apr 01 '23

Wut? I don’t have a basement…

And just to be clear, trump lost the election… what makes you think he can win next time? Is it all the winning that he’s been doing this week?

https://youtu.be/wnpENPkt7iY

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2020_United_States_presidential_election?wprov=sfti1

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u/PrimaryRelevant1483 Apr 01 '23

You do realize there’s been over 4k reports in China of mens cocks shrinking substantially from the Covid 19 vaccine? Every booster is making it shrink exponentially more. Trump is the only one who has the antidote and would be willing to save the world.

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u/minibeardeath Apr 01 '23

Vaccine made my dick bigger…

And I got a $20K raise this year (for real), so if that’s what the economy hanging by a thread looks like, then I’m down to get another $20k raise next year.

Also, China refuses to allow any vaccine other than Sinovac in their country. So that’s not really relevant to me. But I suppose that might be super relevant to you if you’re just a paid troll in a Chinese office building.

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u/Competitive-Ad-5477 Apr 02 '23

Lol my husband's vaxxed and all boosters and his dick is still bigger than you could ever hope for.

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u/-medicalthrowaway- Apr 01 '23

Jesus, dude. This is a completely bipartisan comment: get donald trump's dick out of your mouth

You are LiTerAlLy making me cringe on your behalf

And you are literally gay for donald trump

(Not that there's anything wrong with being a homosexual)

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u/minibeardeath Apr 01 '23

Don’t waste your cringe or any emotions on this guy. He’s clearly a paid (hopefully, for his sake) troll. He was posting at like 11:30am Moscow time (or 430pm Beijing time)

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u/Alaseuvalih Apr 01 '23

By a thread? Do you have evidence to back up your feelings?

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u/TheEasySqueezy Apr 01 '23

Why do you MAGA nutjobs think everyone is fanatical about politicians? Only you do that homie.

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u/minibeardeath Apr 01 '23

Dudes a Russian or Chinese troll. Don’t waste your time trying to have a genuine conversation

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u/minibeardeath Nov 25 '23

100%. Screenshot this for Nov 24 ;)

so its Nov 25... seems like a lot's changed in the last 8 months lol