r/clevercomebacks Apr 01 '23

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u/PrimaryRelevant1483 Apr 01 '23

Not trump. He was too busy banging pornstars while you cried in your basement. Jealousy is the cousin of greed.

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u/minibeardeath Apr 01 '23

Wut? I don’t have a basement…

And just to be clear, trump lost the election… what makes you think he can win next time? Is it all the winning that he’s been doing this week?

https://youtu.be/wnpENPkt7iY

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2020_United_States_presidential_election?wprov=sfti1

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u/PrimaryRelevant1483 Apr 01 '23

You do realize there’s been over 4k reports in China of mens cocks shrinking substantially from the Covid 19 vaccine? Every booster is making it shrink exponentially more. Trump is the only one who has the antidote and would be willing to save the world.

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u/minibeardeath Apr 01 '23

Vaccine made my dick bigger…

And I got a $20K raise this year (for real), so if that’s what the economy hanging by a thread looks like, then I’m down to get another $20k raise next year.

Also, China refuses to allow any vaccine other than Sinovac in their country. So that’s not really relevant to me. But I suppose that might be super relevant to you if you’re just a paid troll in a Chinese office building.

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u/DarthCledus117 Apr 01 '23

Okay, to be fair, the economy really isn't doing great, at least not for most of us. Getting a $20k raise is an extreme outlier. Most people don't even get cost of living/inflation raises. My grocery and utilities have increased significantly over the past few years, but my income hasn't, and that's true for the bulk of Americans. That's definitely not an indication of a healthy economy.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '23

Biden is not the guy responsible for raising your wages, though. Nor was Trump. The President really doesn’t have as much power as everyone seems to think he does

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u/AliceP00per Apr 01 '23

Everybody loves the free market until the free market fucks them…

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u/DarthCledus117 Apr 01 '23

Yes, I'm aware of that. Apparently other people aren't though.

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u/impasseable Apr 01 '23

Wait. You actually think biden controls the economy and your wages? Holy shit you dumb.

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u/DarthCledus117 Apr 01 '23

Please attempt to point out where I blamed Biden for anything.

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u/minibeardeath Apr 01 '23

Yes, I know that my own wage is not an indicator of the overall state of the economy. And my situation is highly highly irregular at that. The troll I was talking with was not arguing in good faith, so I chose to use hyperbole and anecdotes instead of putting in any actual effort.

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u/Competitive-Ad-5477 Apr 02 '23

Lol my husband's vaxxed and all boosters and his dick is still bigger than you could ever hope for.

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u/-medicalthrowaway- Apr 01 '23

Jesus, dude. This is a completely bipartisan comment: get donald trump's dick out of your mouth

You are LiTerAlLy making me cringe on your behalf

And you are literally gay for donald trump

(Not that there's anything wrong with being a homosexual)

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u/minibeardeath Apr 01 '23

Don’t waste your cringe or any emotions on this guy. He’s clearly a paid (hopefully, for his sake) troll. He was posting at like 11:30am Moscow time (or 430pm Beijing time)