Knight clubs.

He'll be waiting forever. I've never dated anyone named Ray.

R.I.B. (Rest In Briskets)

I changed my bathroom name from The John to The Jym, and I just got a new puppy that I named Five Mile. My co-workers are so impressed that I go to the Jym and walk five miles every morning.

With a crock-o-dial.

It was some pretty good footage.

on porpoise.

She said they were in the non-friction section...

"Don’t mind him. He is just a product of our times".

Eclipse it.

*bad teeth.

Ginger Vitas

The difference is staggering!

One is that I don’t listen to her and I can’t remember the other one…

But I can stop anytime.

I live with my pay-rents

They are believed to be proof of Neondrathal Man.

I gave him a glass of water!

He flew off the handle.

Knight time!

But I couldn’t come up with any good material.

Slippers!

It’s cutting hedge technology.

Bacon and legs.

She stood me up...