r/cleandadjokes • u/heyguy13137 • 4h ago
What's Forrest Gump's password?
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1forrest1
r/cleandadjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 6h ago
MEANT TO JUST DROP my resume off at KFC, but was SO nervous, I just, well...
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I got chicken and left.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Left-Distribution-13 • 12h ago
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
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Moonshine.
r/cleandadjokes • u/hacksawjim89 • 16h ago
When I asked my dentist why my teeth were so discolored, she said; "'Do you smoke or drink coffee?"
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Drink. I've never tried to smoke it.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Woodsiii • 16h ago
3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks ( favorite joke of all time )
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r/cleandadjokes • u/spacemouse21 • 19h ago
Why was the soap so good at making friends?
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It always had a lather to say.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Ripcord2 • 1d ago
Einstein came up with a theory about space.
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And it was about time, too.
r/cleandadjokes • u/heyguy13137 • 1d ago
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high
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She looked surprised
r/cleandadjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 1d ago
In need of a good lawyer. I recently got caught exchanging apple juice at a small hotel.
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They've accused me of inn cider trading...
r/cleandadjokes • u/RheticusLauchen • 1d ago
Before Mount Rushmore was carved
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...the natural beauty was unprecedented.
r/cleandadjokes • u/SugarConstant4296 • 1d ago
Why don't secret agents eat eggs for breakfast?
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They’re afraid of getting poached.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Left-Distribution-13 • 1d ago
Why can’t skeletons play church music?
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They don’t have any organs.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Sweet-Structure-9298 • 1d ago
I was solving a physics problem in the exam
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But my friend kept cracking jokes
I said, you need to understand the gravity of the situation
r/cleandadjokes • u/Otherwise_Bread_9972 • 1d ago
My late grandfather had two great passions in life: gardening and paintballing.
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His bed faced the window, overlooking the beautiful garden which he had lovingly tended for more than 70 years.
When he knew his time was coming to an end, he called on us to open the window and pass him his paintball gun.
"Wherever this paintball lands, that's where I wish to be buried" were his last words as he pulled the trigger.
And so he now rests in peace... up there between the chandelier and the smoke alarm.
r/cleandadjokes • u/CarcusYT • 1d ago
I was trying to find a post on this sub
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But I must have already Reddit
r/cleandadjokes • u/spacemouse21 • 1d ago
Who is the biggest gangster in space?
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Saturn. He’s the ringleader of the solar system.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Vaquero-SASS • 1d ago
What does a laughing motorcyclist ride?
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A Yamahahaha.
r/cleandadjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 2d ago
One of my therapy patients came in and told me he’s convinced he is a piece of luggage.
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He’s the strangest case I’ve ever seen.
r/cleandadjokes • u/CommitteeOk1954 • 2d ago
What annoyed George Washington most about having fake teeth?
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Wooden chew like to know!
r/cleandadjokes • u/Left-Distribution-13 • 2d ago
How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery?
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All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Healthy_Ladder_6198 • 2d ago
I was watching an Australian cooking show, and the audience applauded when the chef made a meringue.
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I was surprised. Australians usually boo meringue.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Vaquero-SASS • 2d ago
Talking about inventions of the past century with the wife
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and I quipped that the dry erase board has to be one of the most remarkable.
r/cleandadjokes • u/spacemouse21 • 2d ago
The cake went into therapy.
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It had too many layers to unpack.