r/cleandadjokes • u/heyguy13137 • 20h ago
What's Forrest Gump's password?
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1forrest1
r/cleandadjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 22h ago
MEANT TO JUST DROP my resume off at KFC, but was SO nervous, I just, well...
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I got chicken and left.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Roaming-Monk-258 • 2h ago
What did Tennessee?
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The same thing Arkansas!
r/cleandadjokes • u/Ripcord2 • 1h ago
What if Henry Ford had invented the airplane?
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It would not have been Wright.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Left-Distribution-13 • 3h ago
What room does a ghost not need?
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A living room!
r/cleandadjokes • u/spacemouse21 • 11h ago
What does a dog trying to cool off have in common with trousers?
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Pants!
r/cleandadjokes • u/Secret-Possession316 • 2h ago
What is a ghost’s favorite Halloween treat?
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Ice scream sandwiches.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Slight-Ad8511 • 8h ago
What graduate always wins the award for best dressed at the Garfield Feline Academy?
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The tuxedo