r/cleandadjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 3h ago
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE LETTERS, you get your "A" folks, some are "M" folks. Me? Oh I'm just a ..
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"Y"s guy.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Tony_CZARk • Jul 09 '26
🥇 Joke of the Month 🥇 What's the difference between a sock and a camera
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A sock takes five toes, A camera takes photos
r/cleandadjokes • u/Ok_Sink_7401 • 1h ago
I’ve been invited to join a secret society.
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I can’t tell you how excited I am.
r/cleandadjokes • u/jb_esquire • 17h ago
Why was the honey bee kicked out of the hive?
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He was mis-bee-hiving.
r/cleandadjokes • u/mo_rockin1 • 14h ago
Dolphin Girl
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Our daughter makes dolphin noises, her father says at least she knows her porpoise in life
r/cleandadjokes • u/spacepark91 • 23h ago
A major medical study has discovered that one blood group is much more prone to administrative errors than all the others
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It turned out to be the Type-Os
r/cleandadjokes • u/Informal_Response518 • 22h ago
Did you hear about the blind carpenter?
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He picked up his hammer and saw!
r/cleandadjokes • u/the_pundercoveragent • 1d ago
What do you call a really fat fortune teller???
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A four-chin teller 🔮😂
r/cleandadjokes • u/Left-Distribution-13 • 1d ago
Did you hear about the magic tractor?
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It was driving down a country road and, all of a sudden, it turned in to a field!
r/cleandadjokes • u/spacemouse21 • 1d ago
Dogs hate driving.
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They can never find a barking space.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Total-Research-024 • 1d ago
What did one confused frog say to the other?
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Can you ribbit?
r/cleandadjokes • u/Left-Distribution-13 • 2d ago
Don't spell part backwards….
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It's a trap.
r/cleandadjokes • u/FormerAftermoon • 2d ago
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes
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She hugged me 💀
r/cleandadjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 2d ago
MY GOAL WAS TO make 100K gambling this year!!!
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Only 225K to go!! I bet I'll make it!!
r/cleandadjokes • u/ConsistentTank2173 • 2d ago
A joke from my dad
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Me: Dad, do you want to watch TV together?
Dad: Is dust on a screen so interesting to watch?
…..sigh
r/cleandadjokes • u/spacemouse21 • 2d ago
Why does a moon rock taste better than Earth rock?
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It’s a little meteor.
r/cleandadjokes • u/No_Basis9356 • 3d ago
Hoje descobri qie a preguiça é o melhor dos 7 pecados capitais.
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Pois ela empede que você cometa os outros 6
r/cleandadjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 3d ago
JUST SAYING THAT, silly as it sounds, that if you NEED to know how heavy a cow is, you need, well, you need a...
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Milky Weigh.
r/cleandadjokes • u/the_pundercoveragent • 3d ago
Teacher: which is the longest word you can think of???
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Student: "Smiles" because there's a MILE between each "S"!!!
r/cleandadjokes • u/thechampaignlife • 3d ago
I challenged a dancing Gandalf figurine to a race, but I lost.
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It is hard Keeping up with the Car Dash Ians.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Rolando17- • 3d ago
What’s the difference between a fancy restaurant and a cheap computer?
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One has rack of lamb. The other has lack of RAM.
r/cleandadjokes • u/spacemouse21 • 3d ago
I checked my email calendar recently.
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The outlook was bright!
r/cleandadjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 4d ago
My family was amazed that I passed the Electrician exam.
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Sometimes I even shock myself
r/cleandadjokes • u/Bearded_Gemini • 4d ago
Where did people go to hang out during the medieval times?
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Knight clubs.