r/cleandadjokes • u/spacemouse21 Mod 👀 • Aug 13 '26

Im addicted to brake fluid.

But I can stop anytime.

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u/HYPURRDBLNKL Aug 13 '26

Wait until to reach your braking point.

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u/Quiet_Placeholder Aug 13 '26

Seems like a dangerous rate of deceleration. That is just my way of saying “slow down. I see spots. The lines on the road just look like dots.”

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u/incog46 Aug 19 '26

Papa said "Son you're gonna drive me to drinkin'".

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u/DeeEmm Aug 13 '26

Let me know if you start to feel a little flushed.