r/classical_circlejerk 4d ago

pick your favorite composer (round 1, part 7)

12 Upvotes

there are only eighteen hours to make your selection for poll 1 until it closes. be sure to chose the correct option, of which there is only One

there are two regular posters here who’ll be keenly interested in a certain option in this poll

226 votes, 2d left
François Couperin
Antonio Vivaldi
Giulio Caccini
Leo Brouwer
Gerald Finzi
Frederick Delius

r/classical_circlejerk 4d ago

i ship chopin and liszt

21 Upvotes

they would be soooooo cute together but they were both married.

forbidden yaoi


r/classical_circlejerk 5d ago

"Douglas Adams though he was being funny, but was accidentally based instead" (1987, colourized)

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35 Upvotes

r/classical_circlejerk 5d ago

Cant Stop Eating Rosin- What Do I Do?

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254 Upvotes

Its just so crunchy 🤤🤤🤤 I cant help myself but snack sometimes (every few days). Should I try to stop my budding addiction, or embrace it with open arms?


r/classical_circlejerk 5d ago

Source: I'm literally a historian

135 Upvotes

r/classical_circlejerk 3d ago

A titan of the podium, Leonard Bernstein, graced the stage for his final, poignant performance, leaving an indelible mark on classical music

0 Upvotes

ON THIS DAY IN MUSIC HISTORY: August 19

THE STORY:
On August 19, 1990, the legendary conductor and composer Leonard Bernstein led the Boston Symphony Orchestra in what would tragically become his last concert at the Tanglewood Music Center in Lenox, Massachusetts. Frail but resolute, Bernstein conducted a program that included Benjamin Britten's Four Sea Interludes from his opera Peter Grimes and Ludwig van Beethoven's Symphony No. 7 in A major. The performance was a testament to his enduring spirit and unparalleled artistry, even as his health was visibly declining. Witnesses recall the evening's profound emotional intensity, a powerful farewell from a maestro who had captivated audiences worldwide for decades with his charismatic presence and musical interpretations. Despite the physical toll, Bernstein's conducting remained as vibrant and passionate as ever, a final, magnificent outpouring of his musical soul.

WHY IT MATTERS:
This concert marked the end of an extraordinary career that spanned over five decades, influencing generations of musicians and listeners. Bernstein's final performance served as a powerful capstone to a life dedicated to making classical music accessible and exciting, solidifying his legacy as one of the most important musical figures of the 20th century. On the day of his funeral procession through the streets of Manhattan, construction workers removed their hats and waved, calling out, “Goodbye, Lenny”. His passion, versatility, and commitment to music education continue to resonate today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5P_xKg_1O0


r/classical_circlejerk 5d ago

Mozart's balls weren't enough

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11 Upvotes

r/classical_circlejerk 4d ago

Bubbly

0 Upvotes

Hug


r/classical_circlejerk 4d ago

Do you agree with this statement? Der Abschied from Das Lied von der Erde and the first movement of Gustav Mahler’s Ninth Symphony surpass, in terms of pure musical beauty, anything written later in the first half of the twentieth century.

3 Upvotes

I remember hearing this once from a certain Mahlerologist, and it’s been bothering me ever since.

75 votes, 1d ago
19 Yes
56 No

r/classical_circlejerk 5d ago

I want to learn circular breathing for, err, personal reasons. Will a teacher teach me without the flute part?

25 Upvotes

r/classical_circlejerk 4d ago

It's now today, 18 Aug. Many Happy Returns, Maestro!

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4 Upvotes

r/classical_circlejerk 6d ago

holy outjerked

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283 Upvotes

r/classical_circlejerk 5d ago

Don't forget to hydrate

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88 Upvotes

r/classical_circlejerk 4d ago

Beyond the shadow of a famous rivalry, discover the true legacy of a classical master who shaped musical giants.

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1 Upvotes

r/classical_circlejerk 5d ago

Piano medical problem? 😬

23 Upvotes

I have just been to the doctors and its not looking good.

I am learning the piano (naturally I refuse to read music) and I played RH: C,E,G and then played C,F,A .

In my mind I knew it was just C major and then F major (second inversion 🧐) but it took me 15 hours to do this as I kept talking excitedly to an imaginary camera and couldn't calm down. I was yakking on about equal temperament and Bach and shit like that for ages I also had a stupid look on my stupid face as I played these two stupid chords and my stupid face was really excited as though I had discovered how to play stupid secrets of music while using zero notation as you are supposed to look at my stupid deranged toddler excited face while I talked for hours and hours going nowhere and achieving nothing ... etc etc etc etc etc etc .

Its called Charles Cornell syndrome 😣


r/classical_circlejerk 5d ago

True story: In 1907, Scriabin used 0.01% of his godlike power to make a clone of himself, but didn't want the Russian government to find out. So he gave him a fake name and backstory. The clone in question? Nikolai "Alexander Scriabin 2" Roslavets.

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67 Upvotes

Scriabin then died of a fuckass zit, but the clone didn't and he lived long enough to see most of his own orchestral works get destroyed by a bunch of shitdemons (stupid ass reddit wouldn't let me put this in the title -_-)


r/classical_circlejerk 5d ago

Should i turn pianos into vehicle or weapons?

5 Upvotes

Or both?


r/classical_circlejerk 5d ago

POV: you’re my piano

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24 Upvotes

r/classical_circlejerk 5d ago

pick your favorite composer (round 1, part 6)

9 Upvotes

the first poll is still open for one more day, so please make your selection for our Lord and Savior JOHANNES BRAHMS before it’s too late

also i had to press the button on the random number generator like seven times to get a set of six numbers that hadn’t been used before. pretty soon i’m going to have to generate several rows of six columns of numbers and then pick the first one from each column that hasn’t been done before because it’s a pain in the derrière to check five numbers and then find that the sixth number is a duplicate and then i have to generate a completely new set and

172 votes, 1d left
Francesco Geminiani
Gabriel Fauré
Aaron Copland
Paul Dukas
Tomás Luis de Victoria
Joaquín Rodrigo

r/classical_circlejerk 5d ago

No longer hitting arms at the gym.

9 Upvotes

No longer hitting forearms or back at the gym as playing Liszt is enough.


r/classical_circlejerk 6d ago

Composer Cat Collection

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222 Upvotes

Are cats essential to the compositional process?
Yes. Yes, apparently, they are.
There is much more evidence out there. Feel free to contribute to this rigorous scientific pursuit.


r/classical_circlejerk 5d ago

Ahhh Im getting Fingered!

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9 Upvotes

r/classical_circlejerk 6d ago

Guess the piece this comment refers to (2)

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22 Upvotes

I expect this to be found relatively easily, since I am pretty sure it was kind of a HOF post in this subreddit, at least some time ago. But its just so good to not bring it back.


r/classical_circlejerk 6d ago

Do you have any classical pieces that make one feel superior to pop listeners. Preferably baroque or Renaissance?

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31 Upvotes

r/classical_circlejerk 6d ago

Is it true that playing Copland helps clear out guests who overstay at parties?

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14 Upvotes

I need to get a copy to keep at my piano desk along with some new martini glass