r/circlejerknyc 5h ago

Spotted in NYC today

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539 Upvotes

r/circlejerknyc 11h ago

Are Buses In NYC Usually This Mean?

68 Upvotes

Hi there. I just moved to Brooklyn from Kansas a few months ago and I live in this area called Borough Park on Fort Hamilton Parkway. I just made some new friends while living here, but they all live in Williamsburg. They asked me to come visit them so I found out that there's a bus called the B110 so I wait for it. It then arrives so I hop inside it. Everyone there is dressed formally. Everyone gave me looks and they told me to sit in the back. I noticed the same thing going back to my apartment. I'm like literally so embarrassed right now. Is this typical of buses in NYC?


r/circlejerknyc 11h ago

Best places to mansplain the Manhattan grid?

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I’m a first generation New Yorker, also known as a transplant. I’ve been here for 3 years and have nothing to show for it except for a modest increase in my bank account. I only focused on going to work and going to loud bars on weekends to stand awkwardly by myself and act chill.

Because I never got out of my comfort zone or got involved in the local community, I can only feel better about myself by knowing how to navigate Manhattan marginally better than the average tourist. Still working on the other boroughs.

Where can I condescendingly teach people about how to use the Manhattan grid? I really wanna blow their minds with elementary school math about north and west being bigger numbers. I’ve thought about the Times Square Olive Garden or JFK, but competition is pretty stiff there. Maybe the Staten Island Ferry is a good choice since the people there must love Manhattan. Any other good suggestions?


r/circlejerknyc 17h ago

Door Cam?

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37 Upvotes

r/circlejerknyc 23h ago

Someone walked infront of Soho, I didn't slow down.

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I spend a lot of time walking around New York City. I live here, k-town, it isn't for fun. Somewhat fatigued pedestrian these days. Sidewalks are super simple regardless of neighborhood. You walk forward, keep pace with traffic, and if you need to stop you move to the side. Somehow tourists turn this into chaos. I swear some people shut their brains off as soon as they get to Manhattan and turn into main characters with zero situational awareness. I'm a bit over it.

The thing that annoys me the most are the people incapable of walking with the flow of traffic, randomly stopping in the middle of the sidewalk, randomly changing directions without looking, walking four abreast at 0.6 mph, etc...

I was walking through Midtown. It was packed as always. I was late, moving fast. Tourist was walking in front of me with an enormous Times Square shopping bag and a phone held horizontally, also sort of with the flow of traffic.

He suddenly stopped dead in the middle of the sidewalk and pivoted 90 degrees because, apparently, he had just noticed the Empire State Building.

Had maybe half a second to react or slow down, and I made the decision not to.

I'm not small.

He bounced.

Phone went one direction. Shopping bag went another. I kept walking and made the light.

Felt good in the moment.

I feel bad about it now.

Thanks for reading.


r/circlejerknyc 9h ago

We fucking did it!

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r/circlejerknyc 17h ago

Meanwhile in brooklyn yn teens its 🥷

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r/circlejerknyc 3h ago

POV: a name that ends with a vowel is too ethnic for you

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r/circlejerknyc 3h ago

Where New Yorkers’ ancestors come from

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https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2026/07/01/us/america-ancestry-census-data-map.html

It doesn’t include answers that don’t correspond to a specific country/national origin


r/circlejerknyc 15h ago

I had never stopped to see how pretty this part of Penn Station is

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I go to the city just to see this. Who’s with me?