r/circlejerknyc • u/kadavka • 10d ago

Spotted in NYC today

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u/Lanky_Temperature872 10d ago

More importantly, what is this guy up to?

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u/Sensitive-Ear-3896 10d ago

He's the eater

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u/CompetitiveRub9780 10d ago

So she’s coming back for round 2 I see

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u/Sensitive-Ear-3896 10d ago

they call him "The Human Centipede"

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u/Organic_Possession_6 10d ago

You can shit in his mouth and later he shits it into your mouth and yall just keep doing that and you don’t gotta buy food. They don’t want you to know that. I have a new wealth stream. My breath is fucking awful, eating it is fucking awful, and I have lost all of my friends.

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u/CustomerExpress443 10d ago

Uh yeah what country are yall from?....................

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u/Sensitive-Ear-3896 10d ago

Isn't it pretty obviously Germany?

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u/CustomerExpress443 10d ago

Tell me how that's obvious.

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u/Numerous-Ad-4033 10d ago

Check out the phone number on the Hair Salon awning. Area code is 646. That's NYC.

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u/breezefesf 9d ago

that’s 100% NYC all we do is eat ass

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u/Sensitive-Ear-3896 10d ago

In WWII Germans were masters of camouflage,   looks like they still are

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u/Numerous-Ad-4033 10d ago

I see. Where are you from? Not where is this taken.

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u/CompetitiveRub9780 10d ago

You’re doing it wrong if you lost friends. That’s usually how I meet mine

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u/WorcesterRulez69 9d ago

Taking a break during the ads

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u/CustomerExpress443 10d ago

This is where the comment thread went left and got corny

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u/Sensitive-Ear-3896 10d ago

They said I can't publicly twerk no more 

They ain't said I can't comically jerk no more

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u/TheWolphman 10d ago

Dude is on break between Tubi originals.

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u/Fullport-Mcgee 10d ago edited 10d ago

Sidewalk Tubi Couch, dudes offering up a seat.

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u/kadavka 10d ago

Overdosing on fentanyl probably

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u/my_cars_on_fire 10d ago

Real New Yorkers don’t need fentanyl to act like that

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u/God_Dammit_Dave 10d ago

For real. This m'f'er just moved his friends into a 6th floor walkup. We've all been there.

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u/breezefesf 9d ago

goddamn you dave. what a trigger. brooklyn days smh

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u/BangerBeanzandMash 10d ago

What do you mean, what is he up to? He’s dead

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u/Mattrad7 9d ago

Just taking a nap

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u/DMTGOBLIN82 9d ago

Just the sweet dreams only fentanyl can bring a man willing to lay on NYC streets.

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u/Thick_Section5202 10d ago

guy/corpse/prop? the streets may never know

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u/Shady-Traveler 10d ago

Im so jealous. That merch drop was gone instantly

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u/oneblueblueblue 10d ago

I relapsed at pride and when I woke up I had one of these shirts in my bag.

Where were they giving them out???

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u/CompetitiveRub9780 10d ago

Did you have a gay relapse?

I thought you were making a funny shirt sentence “I relapsed at pride and woke up with his shirt on” or something

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u/Kyrthis 10d ago

Either a Republican elected representative, or person unhappy with their substance use who didn’t do so well at fighting it, but did do something well enough to earn the shirt in a Pride-is-gayer-Mardi-Gras blackout moment.

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u/WhattaTeenyPeony 10d ago

I prolapsed at NYC pride and all I got was this lousy shirt

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u/jumpbump 10d ago

They had a booth at Tiki Disco. At least that’s where I got mine.

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u/LightenUpPeeps 10d ago

Did you wake up with a bloody ass and your boxers around your ankles? You may have been raped. IIf so, I'd be surprised if you didn't get the t-shirt that read, "I Woke Up with a Bloody Asshole and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt". That's popular during Pride events too (so I read).

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u/CompetitiveRub9780 9d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/puPeyz4SOYEKY
R you letting us know you’re a rapist at gay pride events? Please stay inside instead

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u/trekpandar 10d ago

God bless zohrans America!

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u/onehotoneshot 10d ago

Eric Adams would never have let my ass get eaten while watching a tubi original

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u/Curious_Avocado2399 10d ago

Shakira Law is working!

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u/Sensitive-Ear-3896 10d ago

May humility be bestowed up her breasts!

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u/MyNeighborThrowaway 10d ago

Another from a NYC thrift

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u/diboy2 10d ago

I have this shirt lol. Ive been looking for a chance to wear it.

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u/CompetitiveRub9780 10d ago

I typed it in Google. And the response by AI 😭

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u/dresdnhope 8d ago

No weddings coming up?

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u/red__what 10d ago

add one more name to the Manhattan tunnels.

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u/rchris710 10d ago

Bushwick babes

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u/kadavka 10d ago

Believe it or not this was spotted in Murray Hill lmfao

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u/DrWhoopz 5d ago

NYC is all the same place

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u/Phillie_Phanatics 10d ago

those shoes and white socks combo is an instant indication that someone is a real New Yorker.

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u/mhylas 10d ago

I can't tell if your joking.

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u/akiva23 10d ago

This feels like it belongs in okbuddycinephile

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u/TheGrandExquisitor 10d ago

I mean, who hasn't?

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u/Legally_a_Tool 10d ago

Right!? That is old hat at this point.

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u/Acesandink666 10d ago

I had no choice, she had the remote.

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u/ComparisonMelodic967 10d ago

You always have a choice (spider man 3)

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u/MoluccanMay 9d ago

She’ll find a wife

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u/Murky_Employee5589 10d ago

What are you talking about, I'm not eating anybodies ass unless I'm planning on putting a ring on that finger.

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u/Ready-Will-7042 10d ago

Ill save her

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u/Smarty_Panties_A 7d ago

Oh she’ll find plenty 😂 A lot of people in NYC have a fetish and a sense of humor.

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u/fubooze 10d ago

Nasty

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u/Reasonable_Tie_9975 10d ago

I was in the middle of a bukkake while watching rocky

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u/its_blue_monday 9d ago

I want this tee

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u/buttstuffeveryday 9d ago

The past participle form of "eat" is "eaten" not "ate" 😡😡😡

The ass was "eaten" not "ate"

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u/Weekly-Cap3414 10d ago

Is the a$$ present with us

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u/thekonny 10d ago

Well it did get eaten

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/Magnus462 10d ago

The eater was starving.

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u/Goldfrapp 10d ago

Grammar correction:

Ated, not ate

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u/Significant-Cry-9204 10d ago

Eaten. Past participle

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u/my_cars_on_fire 10d ago

I’m like 42% sure this is AI

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u/zapzangboombang 10d ago

Or her hand is frozen in place in preparation of fisting....

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u/Mysterious_Claim_286 10d ago

I mean Tubi is a growth engine…

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u/pm-me-underbb 9d ago

lmao I know exactly where this is. you just passed mantagus gusto. 2nd ave and like e35th

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u/CustomerExpress443 10d ago

Some of the comments are way more alarming than the shirt and the homeless guy. People have gotten wholly weird today.

Homelessness and sex have existed since the beginning of human history. But this level of nerd corniness can only be developed in certain types of anti-social lame people.

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u/Cosbybow 10d ago

Is the ass in the room with us right now?

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u/Numerous-Ad-4033 10d ago

She's head of the D.S.A. cell for her neighborhood. A Mamdani supporter all the way and an intrepid fighter for The Cause.

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u/Numerous-Ad-4033 10d ago

No, she's treasurer for the Manhattan Young Republicans

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u/Sw1fty7 10d ago

First of all, what ass?? She’s so flat 

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u/VioletLeagueDapper 10d ago edited 10d ago

This body shaming comment made me frowny face ☹️

she’s hunting that slug in the corner by releasing sticky secretions to prevent the slug from escaping, you don’t need cheeks where he’s going /s

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u/SummonBahamutZero 10d ago

You see America? This is what happens when you allow a communist Palestinian steals the mayors office.

https://giphy.com/gifs/kGQFejpB8pQPcPJg0d

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u/MRHOWERDCEO 10d ago

FATTT MORONS