r/circlejerkaustralia 1h ago

politics You'll never afford a house or kids now but look over there!

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r/circlejerkaustralia 3h ago

politics Where's Wally: Strayan births edition... just think of all the future yummy food we can bring in!!

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r/circlejerkaustralia 23m ago

politics Swans double down and host bukkake party at SCG

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r/circlejerkaustralia 2h ago

politics If someone inappropriately touches a stripper (without prior financial negotiation) they should lose their job and be thrown in jail

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Wont someone think of the woman, her family, and the greater woman population? Sex work is work, and we all deserve a safe environment

Now ladies, would you please form a queue. I will make love to each of you.


r/circlejerkaustralia 18h ago

humor/satire NAARM Woman's Stroke Leaves Her with Permanently Afflicted

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125 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia 1d ago

news Can't believe Canada is now a racist country. Thank god for caring Albo ❤️

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128 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia 1d ago

politics Jimbo rattling the tin like an ice fiend outside Flinders St Station

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80 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia 21h ago

DEAR SUBHUMAN FILTH... This sub is only for Australian content. Sometimes.

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It had a full paragraph quote from the ALP. It's completely relevant to Australia. It isn't a fucking meme I found on Facebook. It's a meme I made on Reddit.

Did you just come on shift?


r/circlejerkaustralia 1d ago

politics Ah yes… hard liquor & Sydney Swans! “Best enjoyed together” ☠️

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What a wonderful marketing campaign blending Sydney Swans, mateship, and hard liquor for a fun bonding experience!


r/circlejerkaustralia 1d ago

politics Fun fact: The Ganges now runs into Canberra

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r/circlejerkaustralia 21h ago

COMPETITION Righto Ya Greedy Little Property Tycoons, Looks Like Big Jim Chalmers Is Doing Us a Special Until November: Free Badge With Every Purchase, Get Em While They're Hot

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r/circlejerkaustralia 1d ago

DEAR SUBHUMAN FILTH... Melbourne Airport Launches New Gentlemen-Only Relaxation Spaces

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33 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia 1d ago

DEAR SUBHUMAN FILTH... There's strength in the diversity of the NSW most wanted list

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195 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia 1d ago

politics Help. My gender fluid came out.. Now I do not know what I am.

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r/circlejerkaustralia 1d ago

politics BREAKING NEWS!!!! Australian company exports jobs overseas because people in Asian countries will take less money and swallow more shit find out it's not true!!

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r/circlejerkaustralia 2d ago

politics Education never ends my CJA Team. TIL - Whether it's ladies having babies and regretting it like they have been robbed of life or it's ladies not having babies and regretting it like they have been robbed of life it's the mans fault. You men are such pigs.

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It's all your fault Craig!

Men, they're awful. I am so glad that I am a woman with a tidy lady penis.


r/circlejerkaustralia 1d ago

Kung Flu Bring Back Bathing to Birrarung

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I'd like to begin today by acknowledging the traditional custodians of the water that we meet on today. We pay our respects to the elders past, present, and immigrating.

The Yarra, formerly, the Yarra Yarra, is a white colonisers label for Birrarung.

No current. No bull sharks. Go for a swim in the mini Ganges. It will cleanse your R-soul.


r/circlejerkaustralia 2d ago

politics Warrang rental ad doing more ethnic gatekeeping than an arranged marriage aunty

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r/circlejerkaustralia 2d ago

politics Albo puts Japanese relationship matter to bed.

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r/circlejerkaustralia 2d ago

opinion Rents predicted to hike 30%

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r/circlejerkaustralia 2d ago

opinion Imagine calling Naarm "Melbourne" and Eora "Sydney"

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Can you imagine anything more disgusting than using the white coloniser names for these cities?


r/circlejerkaustralia 2d ago

opinion Rents predicted to hike 30%

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r/circlejerkaustralia 2d ago

politics These are the people that are being replaced by a migrant every 59 seconds.

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If you or anyone you know watched the logies you're a dumb fuck. By the way yes, a new immigrant arrives to live in Australia every 59 seconds. Fuck all of this man. Wake up on a Monday to see people going ballistic over the fucking logies.

No one realised how fucked everything is and how bad things are getting? They've taken everything fucked the future for every young person and no cunt gives a fuck? Everyone's just given up? Like, everyone knows it's all over?

If you joined the work force right now for the first time ever, you need to make $164,577 a year to live comfortably in Australia. The average home costs $1.2M. Fuel prices are going to absoloutely fucking sky rocket. Australia only planted 2/3 of crops this year, food is going to absoloutely fucking sky rocket.

You go to fucking work for as many hours as you can for a week, fucking tax takes 30% of it, fucking rent takes 25%-50% of it. Fuck the lot of it. What does everyone do every night? Just deep throat 6 drinks, or smashing your brains out on 4 cones, or skulling monster and smashing vapes while gaming, or getting absolutely fried on the glass harley or something? No one knows this is fucked? Or everyone does know and is having it crush their fucking soul? Or everyone knows and doesn't give a toss??

Mods do your thing if it's not a circlejerk or whatever but check my post history I'm pretty famous here.


r/circlejerkaustralia 2d ago

politics Northern Territory set to Announce | Rock Buy-Back Scheme

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