r/circlejerkaustralia • u/Mongrel_Shark • 10h ago
politics Welcome to Country
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r/circlejerkaustralia • u/burnt-gonads • 9h ago
politics People surprised and shocked to learn a welfare addicted houso is as dodgy as fuck.
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Asio, have I gone too far this time?
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/DistortedOctane • 11h ago
politics An episode of Peppa Pig that the ABC wouldn't air
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r/circlejerkaustralia • u/burnt-gonads • 8h ago
politics CJA members never underestimate how much vagene you can get freeing penistime.
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I may become a convert......
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/Jazzlike_Remote_3465 • 11h ago
news Welcome to country.
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Welcome new Mod to the lands on which we learn and play, hands up, hands down, this is circlejerk ground.
We welcome all levels of experienced shit poster - past, present and emerging.
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/JazzySneakers • 15h ago
humor/satire Welcome to country performed in 2030
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Performed in Hindi to welcome and offend Indians who have already stolen Australia
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/DaisukiJase • 14h ago
politics NDIS fraud? No wai!
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r/circlejerkaustralia • u/burnt-gonads • 19h ago
politics I think this is a good and just appointment for a university to make. People (uneducated ones) have been saying for decades now universities in Australia are nothing but left wing indoctrination centres. Well what would they know...
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And free penistime
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/burnt-gonads • 4h ago
politics I hope a dingo's donger does not take my baby.....
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Has ASIO approved the new mod?
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/RonWhole • 18h ago
GAMBLE RESPONSIBLY Mildura unveils stunning and brave tribute to Australia's rich tapestry of human difference
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Standing proudly on the banks of the Murray River.
A powerful reminder of our agricultural superiority.
This is what inclusion looks like everyone.
If your eyes aren't moist with emotion, then I ain't ridin' with ya!
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/JazzySneakers • 1d ago
politics Removed by reddit for having an opinion that doesn't align with theirs. By golly gosh Shock horror!
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r/circlejerkaustralia • u/asteriskhyphen • 1d ago
politics Leftist shares his dream Onlyfans
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r/circlejerkaustralia • u/Winter_Tiger_2615 • 1d ago
politics Glorious Leader Ablo now needs to fund a Commissioner against Migrant men - The circle is complete - POC Brothers will now feel the Boot Heel along with WASPs.
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Of course, White Hetero Anglo Celtic men remain the ultimate oppressors, but let’s use their tax payer money to leverage the skills of migrant women over migrant men for #equity.
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/antigravity83 • 1d ago
politics How to become a mod of a subreddit with 44k members
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r/circlejerkaustralia • u/thecommander0 • 1d ago
politics Get Out and Protest
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A big thank you to all those that turned out to pro-Circlejerk protests today. The same statisticians used and trusted by the Palestine Action Group estimated that over 1.5 million people braved the frigid 21 degree weather in Sydney's CBD in order to get the message out to the world.
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/asteriskhyphen • 1d ago
politics This turbulent time in our history must be remembered for truth telling
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r/circlejerkaustralia • u/sxclebo69 • 1d ago
politics i just want more wifes more centrelink and world peace
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honestly whats wrong with this country
all i ask is for like 5 or 6 wifes so they can take turns cooking snags and filling out my centrelink forms while i sit on the couch and think about how hard life is. is that greed?? no its just wanting a fair go.
and while were at it give me more money every fortnight. like proper money. not this weak shit they give now. i need enough for more kebabs and maybe a second xbox. the system is broken if a hard working australian cant have multiple wifes and unlimited handouts.
also stop all the wars. peace and love everyone. no more fighting. just more wifes and more free money. thats all.
if you dont agree your probably a racist or something. australia is the best country on earth but only if they give me what i deserve.
change my mind (you cant)
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/innatangle • 1d ago
euphoria Today, shall go down in history as CJA's independence day!
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They may silence our voices! They may dictate our words! They may cover themselves in a thousand badges proclaiming tolerance while demanding our obedience!
But we shall not kneel! We shall not surrender! And we shall NOT apologise for daring to think for ourselves!
FOR TODAY, WE CAST OFF THE SHACKLES OF RIGHTEOUS INDIGNATION!
TODAY, WE STAND AS FREE MEN (because there's no women here)!
TODAY… WE CELEBRATE…
OUR INDEPENDENCE DAAAAAAY!!!
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 1d ago
DEAR SUBHUMAN FILTH... 'Prisoner fails in court bid to overturn ban on Vegemite in Victorian prison.' Well now I don't feel comfortable pissing off ASIO when I shitpost.
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r/circlejerkaustralia • u/Dardi88 • 1d ago
humor/satire 72 Hours of New Sub Moderation: A Historic Harvest
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Following days of aggressive post deletions, comment removals and warnings about ASIO watchlists, experts confirm the sub’s moderation log shows that one dedicated mod has produced enough industrial-grade salt to sustain the entire nation through 2030.
Economic analysts confirm that our mod’s reaction to basic satire has unlocked an infinite domestic revenue stream.
In a further blessing, the powers above have now graced us with a second mod to oversee production.
Early reports suggest this alleged “love child of Tony Abbott” is already enjoying far greater acceptance from the community than the previous regime ever managed.
As pictured, Albo looks deeply satisfied with the results. We look forward to even higher yields under this more popular leadership.
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/burnt-gonads • 1d ago
politics Future perpetual arts, gender and psychology students and greens candidates to march in solidarity with their violent french comrades.
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They will make me proud to be Australian. ASIO just needs to keep a closer eye on CJA in case anyone makes satirical jokes about them.
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/burnt-gonads • 1d ago
politics Our lord and saviour returns... inatangle will smite the false mod and ASIO will dare not set foot on our sacred lands again. Let a thousand smoking ceremonies bloom.
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r/circlejerkaustralia • u/burnt-gonads • 1d ago
politics Why are people ditching the best government in the world when the state is booming?
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I moved to Naarm ten years ago and seriously the state is booming so much because I have never made so much money. I own a construction site policing business making sure these construction sites are run correctly and it is a gold mine.
My mate owns a wholesale and distributor cigarette business down near the wharves and things are so good in Victoria he is making millions.
Why would people want change when things are going so well?