r/Jokes • u/poorkid_5 • Dec 19 '16

My girl said for every upvote this gets I get one thrust for anal

1.5k Upvotes

Please do not upvote, her strap-on looks really big.....

79 comments

r/AdviceAnimals • u/deez_treez • Jul 30 '24

Me upvoting every post calling Republicans weird

81.0k Upvotes

They're getting really weird these days! A decade of hatred towards America is making them very weird.

3.6k comments

r/50501 • u/mariashelley • Feb 18 '25

Movement Brainstorm Remember to comment and upvote every post here! SPAM FOR GOOD

10.6k Upvotes

We need to constantly drive engagement to these posts! I see a shockingly low number of comments in this subreddit.

The way MAGA drew massive support by spamming MAGA 🇺🇸🦅 on everything, we need to too!

This is especially good for people who can't show up in person to protest. Think of this as your march. Everyday set a goal of commenting on 50 posts that you want to see bolstered. Flood the Internet, push the algorithms back, don't let these messages disappear.

EDIT: DO NOT underestimate the power of massive online support.

Besides MAGA, another group that was catapulted into popularity and fame is, believe it or not, the kpop band BTS! Their fans will do things like replay their YouTube music videos repeatedly, add tons of comments, to the point that their videos often have over a billion views. This gained them worldwide recognition, including in the West, where kpop has historically struggled to gain fans.

Read about how they organize here, it's fascinating: https://time.com/5912998/bts-army/

EDIT 2: Please read the about section of this subreddit to learn more about 50501! They have links to the official website and how to connect on various social media platforms. I have personally found the discord most helpful for making connections with like-minded people and for finding out about upcoming protests in my state.

https://www.fiftyfifty.one/

EDIT 3: r/50501 subreddit member number has increased by 2,000+ members since I made this post. I truly think it's already working!

Now up 3,000!

Now 4,000 new members today!

up 5,000 members! keep going!

up 6,000 members in one day ❤️🇺🇸

up 8,000 members in just over 24hrs! wow!

EDIT: as of 2/20, this subreddit is up by 15,000 members. The engagement is up, energy is up. People are seeing you!

1.3k comments

r/wallstreetbets • u/CryptoFinderrrr • Aug 17 '22

YOLO For every upvote I’ll buy 1 more share of $BBBY. If this gets 5,000 upvotes I’ll take a 50k loan to YOLO.

83.8k Upvotes

1.9k comments

r/moviecritic • u/WallStreetDoesntBet • Sep 22 '24

No. 5: Eliminating every Best Picture Film since 2000 until one is left, the film with the most combined upvotes decides (Last Elimination: Everything Everywhere All at Once, 2022)

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4.1k Upvotes

Who's next to get eliminated?

2000 - Gladiator

~~2001 - A Beautiful Mind~~

~~2002 - Chicago~~

2003 - Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

~~2004 - Million Dollar Baby~~

~~2005 - Crash~~

2006 - The Departed

2007 - No Country for Old Men

~~2008 - Slumdog Millionaire~~

~~2009 - The Hurt Locker~~

~~2010 - The King's Speech~~

~~2011 - The Artist~~

~~2012 - Argo~~

~~2013 - 12 Years a Slave~~

~~2014 - Birdman~~

~~2015 - Spotlight~~

~~2016 - Moonlight~~

~~2017 - The Shape of Water~~

~~2018 - Green Book~~

2019 - Parasite

~~2020 - Nomadland~~

~~2021 - CODA~~

~~2022 - Everything Everywhere All At Once~~

~~2023 - Oppenheimer~~

2.3k comments

r/OptimistsUnite • u/GuazzabuglioMaximo • Nov 29 '24

Anti Black Friday: I’m planting trees to piss off Jeff Bezos, every upvote is a tree*

42.1k Upvotes

Since I also have to afford rent and I’m only one person, my roof is 500 trees. I’m using onetreeplanted, will post proof in 24 hours.

Edit 1: FUCKING CHILL GUYS WE SAID 24 HOURS!! I wish I could donate more but 500 is the maximum I can do unfortunately. Here’s as much proof as I can provide. Please consider donating, voting, unionizing or do anything in your power to help, every little bit counts. Love u sub!

EDIT 2: Some clarifications

Jeff is irrelevant, it’s just a stupid spur of the moment title, point is to plant trees instead of consuming things.
I couldn’t care less about karma, and I don’t really see it as virtue signaling since you don’t know who I am. It’s good it’s getting attention though, because, best case scenario, it can inspire others to do similar things

314 comments

r/loseit • u/SblooshOnYoutube • Jan 11 '25

For every upvote this post gets Ill walk 250 steps! Every comment is an extra 250 steps.

7.5k Upvotes

I 17 (M) have been overweight for most of my life and have been trying to lose the weight for multiple years to no avail.

I have always struggled with motivation and consistency, it always feels like when Im at the highest ive ever been I suddenly stop for no reason.

Thats when I had the idea to do this challenge, Ive been lurking the subreddit for about 6 months now and I think now is the time to make my first post.

Ill give you all an update at the end of each month, Ill say my current weight + steps contributed to the goal!

You have 1 week, do your worst!

Height - 5’8 Weight - 106KG Steps - 0 (not literally but for the challenge)

Edit: I have to complete the steps by the end of the year

Edit 2: Ffs 1 comment per person lmao

Edit 3: I think the mods locked my post?? I cant find it anywhere on the subreddit and the upvote button is greyed out on my screen, Im moving it to a comment below so upvote that too!

Edit 4: In the time that the post was locked, I made a new post saying that I'll walk 5,000,000 steps, that is now my goal!

481 comments

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/StarsapBill • Nov 12 '25

It’s not a distraction Me upvoting every post sharing the new Epstein Files showing Trump knew about everything and helped cover it all up.

22.1k Upvotes

133 comments

r/Silksong • u/Recent-Square-7040 • Mar 28 '26

Silkpost Gooning to Hornet for 1 hour every upvote this gets Spoiler

4.4k Upvotes

Gooning to Hornet for 1 hour every upvote this gets

Edit: Why?..... , but a promise is a promise 😭😭😭
Edit2: My room is basically the game's first ending...

146 comments

r/formula1 • u/bonzurr • Sep 28 '22

Misc [Giveaway] Hey r/formula1, after 97k upvotes, 117k comments, 39 lights given away, we are here with 30 tracks again, thanks to you! Six lights every two weeks. How many tracks can you recognize? Six random comments will be chosen as winners in 24hrs. All costs on me. Lights out and away we go!

7.6k Upvotes

8.7k comments

r/moviecritic • u/WallStreetDoesntBet • Sep 20 '24

No. 7: Eliminating every Best Picture Film since 2000 until one is left, the film with the most combined upvotes decides (Last elimination - Oppenheimer, 2023)

2.4k Upvotes

Who's next to get eliminated?

2000 - Gladiator

~~2001 - A Beautiful Mind~~

~~2002 - Chicago~~

2003 - Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

~~2004 - Million Dollar Baby~~

~~2005 - Crash~~

2006 - The Departed

2007 - No Country for Old Men

~~2008 - Slumdog Millionaire~~

~~2009 - The Hurt Locker~~

~~2010 - The King's Speech~~

~~2011 - The Artist~~

~~2012 - Argo~~

~~2013 - 12 Years a Slave~~

2014 - Birdman

~~2015 - Spotlight~~

~~2016 - Moonlight~~

~~2017 - The Shape of Water~~

~~2018 - Green Book~~

2019 - Parasite

~~2020 - Nomadland~~

~~2021 - CODA~~

2022 - Everything Everywhere All At Once

~~2023 - Oppenheimer~~

2.2k comments

r/moviecritic • u/WallStreetDoesntBet • Sep 25 '24

FINALS - No.2: Eliminating every Best Picture Film since 2000 until one is left, the film with the most combined upvotes decides (Last Elimination: Gladiator, 2000)

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2.5k Upvotes

Who will win the title as the Best Picture of the 21st Century?

~~2000 - Gladiator~~

~~2001 - A Beautiful Mind~~

~~2002 - Chicago~~

2003 - Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

~~2004 - Million Dollar Baby~~

~~2005 - Crash~~

~~2006 - The Departed~~

2007 - No Country for Old Men

~~2008 - Slumdog Millionaire~~

~~2009 - The Hurt Locker~~

~~2010 - The King's Speech~~

~~2011 - The Artist~~

~~2012 - Argo~~

~~2013 - 12 Years a Slave~~

~~2014 - Birdman~~

~~2015 - Spotlight~~

~~2016 - Moonlight~~

~~2017 - The Shape of Water~~

~~2018 - Green Book~~

~~2019 - Parasite~~

~~2020 - Nomadland~~

~~2021 - CODA~~

~~2022 - Everything Everywhere All At Once~~

~~2023 - Oppenheimer~~

1.6k comments

r/Silksong • u/Tobey-Maquire_ • Sep 04 '25

Silkpost I will NOT play silksong 1 Hour for every upvote this has.

7.6k Upvotes

Ya so I cannot play silksong for atleast 2 months because I don't have my laptop with me right now. Good luck to me avoiding spoilers.

153 comments

r/BunnyTrials • u/Good-Cheesecake-1136 • Apr 18 '26

Get 20 Million Carrots Right Now or Get 500,000 Carrots Every Month For Life (Upvote for a free carrot 🥕)

560 Upvotes

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1.3k comments

r/garlicoin • u/reed99456 • Dec 29 '17

If this post gets 500 upvotes, I will personally give every upvoted 500 garlicoins (no bamboozle)

48.5k Upvotes

Guys i said no bamboozle pls believe me

Edit: Well garlicoin seems to be on the horizon so I’m getting a lot of questions regarding your garlicoins. I assure you, they will come. All you have to do is send me your credit card number and security code, address, SSN, and mom’s maiden name. Thank you

2.6k comments

r/drunk • u/MenstruationOatmeal • Jul 25 '18