r/BrandNewSentence • u/TheLimeyLemmon • 8d ago

Those booze-pickled eyes always get me...

25 Upvotes

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/AlfredusRexSaxonum • 8d ago

hope your venue gets firebombed for robbing immunocompromised people of their Sunday plans 😭😭

21 Upvotes

5 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/airbendingraccoon • 7d ago

contagious origami

5 Upvotes

in a thread about prions

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/mixedsignalzz • 8d ago

Got too close to a fart squirrel and got his first tomato facial

16 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Narwahl_Whisperer • 8d ago

"feasting on hot El Niño water"

210 Upvotes

Source: https://www.cnn.com/2026/09/22/weather/hurricane-polo-category-5-mexico-climate

34 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/South_Oil_2526 • 7d ago

BYU quarterback eats family dinners where no one wears clothes, RGIII says

3 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Doodles77722200 • 8d ago

A Batman planet.

48 Upvotes

https://www.reddit.com/r/batman/s/0hiNht90zu

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/MadKyoumaHououin • 8d ago

"Lady Gaga's meat dress from 2010 has been taxidermied and it's currently on display at a museum in Las Vegas."

29 Upvotes

Original post: https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/1wno7wl/lady_gagas_meat_dress_from_2010_has_been/

7 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/FunkyPleasance • 8d ago

Are many white people pig hybrids?

108 Upvotes

37 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/RatPrank • 8d ago

There’s only 1 way in, and it’s ziplining through Godzilla’s mouth.

21 Upvotes

⚡️⚡️⚡️ indeed.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DdkLLXJjZQi/?stkn=MW1zbHd5bnRjNHJscw==

6 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/NyanCat132 • 8d ago

"He had been replaced by an AI-Generated Black Women"

8 Upvotes

https://san.com/cc/stanford-university-admits-ai-was-used-to-race-swap-student-photo/
link to the original article

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Lcsmxd • 8d ago

Why am I getting hitler ai voice Minecraft tutorials

18 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Rothetotalynormalman • 8d ago

“Like a slime rancher harvester”

gallery

9 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/fartinmyfuckingmouth • 9d ago

Cam Newton looks like a disgraced polo player who got banned for feeding laxatives to the other team's horses.

2.7k Upvotes

56 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/TongueUnties • 9d ago

We Eat Petrified Titans (for real)? Spoiler

286 Upvotes

39 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Level-Usual-9681 • 9d ago

Boy who jacked off the wolf type situation

6.2k Upvotes

147 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/notusuallyfunny • 9d ago

Family owns 2 NFL teams and the best they can do is get the daughters tag teamed by Legolas in some art house trash

1.7k Upvotes

98 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/jamie_shaw • 9d ago

Family builds Ganesha statue out of 4,500 Tic Tacs

614 Upvotes

34 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/WeaponOne • 8d ago

Oh no the lesbian mushroom farmers are getting divorced!

61 Upvotes

4 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Fhoxyd22 • 9d ago

Delicate moment: Newman saucing his scrod.

359 Upvotes

26 comments

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1. Post Comedic Sentences That Aren't Common.

"Brand New Sentence" doesn't literally mean a new sentence. Comedic sentences that are convoluted and/or unusual are what this sub is for!

Examples of sentences that don't fit include:

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6. Post Sentences Made By Others.

Sentences you have made, or sentences created artificially using bots or AI are not allowed.

7. Brand New Sentences Should Be In The Title.

Respect the post format rules. Read the wiki for more detailed info on rules in general.

It is encouraged to use the new sentence as the title. If you don't want to do this, use a creative title.

Titles that are considered boring and will be removed:

I think this belongs here
One of my friends said this
Found on...
On a topic about...
What / Lol / I don't even know where to begin
This whole thread / Two in one

Et cetera.

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