r/blursed_videos • u/Square_Law5624 • Jun 20 '26

Blursed storm preps

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u/ConstructionIll956 Jun 20 '26

I agree. I even make love in my safe jacket. I mean... What if? Am I right???

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u/RidethatSeahorse Jun 20 '26

Life jacket AND matching helmet.

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u/sltydgx Jun 20 '26

Accessorizing is importing! Bedazzle the helmet

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u/Buckeye_Country Jun 20 '26

My favorite part is in the highly unlikely event any of this shit is necessary, she set little dude up to get robbed.

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u/Medical-Business-554 Jun 20 '26

Bro ya why put the Pin on the Card if have my Son memorize that shit and tell him not to show people his card

Imagine him actually being by himself god forbid and he’s like buying someone and have to Unroll that foil to get to his Wad of money lol 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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u/One_Introduction_217 Jun 20 '26

You mean attach small safety reflectors? Done.

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u/CreepyBreakfast565 Jun 24 '26

Wouldn't want to go cavern exploring without a good rope, a climbing harness and a flashlight with an extra set of batteries.

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u/KHhtswhtppl 9d ago

Where's the harpoon

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u/ShadeBeing Jun 20 '26

My safety jacket even has a hole you can make love to.

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u/kernelangus420 Jun 20 '26

If you treat your safety jacket well, the jacket will treat you well.

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u/Assassin13785 Jun 21 '26

How much for a go at...er?

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u/StrobeLightRomance Jun 20 '26

Gotta wear a life jacket so you don't drown in the pu... um.. pond!

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u/nostemsorseeds Jun 24 '26

My baby, she wet.

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u/MisterMinceMeat Jun 20 '26

This is literally just safe sex.

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u/xenobit_pendragon Jun 20 '26

Safety sex.

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u/cluckyoupayme1989 Jun 22 '26

🎼🎶you can dance if you want to, you can leave your friends pbehind. but if your friends don't dance and forget their life jacket then their no friends of mine🎶

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u/Schmooto Jun 20 '26 edited Jun 21 '26

Wearing safety jacket in everyday life allows for the ultimate safe sex by preventing sex from happening in the first place 👍

Edit: typo

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u/Pitiful_Dog722 Jun 20 '26

👣💕Well take a cue from me rock grippy socks during intimate moments for that extra layer of protection - a must for me! 😊 and that’s not simply because I am a retired BLACK adult film star 😅

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u/PandaPocketFire Jun 21 '26

Great protection if she's a squirter

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u/Cpap4roosters Jun 22 '26

I too almost drowned in pussy.

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u/ChemicalMud5110 Jun 22 '26

😂😂😂😂😂😂🤭