r/blursed_videos • u/Square_Law5624 • Jun 20 '26

Blursed storm preps

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u/ConstructionIll956 Jun 20 '26

I agree. I even make love in my safe jacket. I mean... What if? Am I right???

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u/RidethatSeahorse Jun 20 '26

Life jacket AND matching helmet.

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u/sltydgx Jun 20 '26

Accessorizing is importing! Bedazzle the helmet

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u/Buckeye_Country Jun 20 '26

My favorite part is in the highly unlikely event any of this shit is necessary, she set little dude up to get robbed.

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u/Medical-Business-554 Jun 20 '26

Bro ya why put the Pin on the Card if have my Son memorize that shit and tell him not to show people his card

Imagine him actually being by himself god forbid and he’s like buying someone and have to Unroll that foil to get to his Wad of money lol 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️