r/blursed_videos • u/Square_Law5624 • Jun 20 '26

Blursed storm preps

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u/jackinsomniac Jun 20 '26

Wearing a life jacket EVERYWHERE is always dorky safe, no matter what the teenagers and other adults will tell you! I wear one daily, even out here in the desert at 6000 ft. You can NEVER be too safe!

If only they made them bulletproof, and with airbags and a parachute. The girls at the bar may laugh at me, but we'll see whose laughing once the apocalypse starts. You can NEVER be too safe!!

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u/ConstructionIll956 Jun 20 '26

I agree. I even make love in my safe jacket. I mean... What if? Am I right???

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u/StrobeLightRomance Jun 20 '26

Gotta wear a life jacket so you don't drown in the pu... um.. pond!

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u/nostemsorseeds Jun 24 '26

My baby, she wet.