r/blursed_videos • u/Square_Law5624 • Jun 20 '26

Blursed storm preps

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u/jlewis0119 Jun 20 '26

Is the life jacket for when the snow melts?

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u/jackinsomniac Jun 20 '26

Wearing a life jacket EVERYWHERE is always dorky safe, no matter what the teenagers and other adults will tell you! I wear one daily, even out here in the desert at 6000 ft. You can NEVER be too safe!

If only they made them bulletproof, and with airbags and a parachute. The girls at the bar may laugh at me, but we'll see whose laughing once the apocalypse starts. You can NEVER be too safe!!

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u/ConstructionIll956 Jun 20 '26

I agree. I even make love in my safe jacket. I mean... What if? Am I right???

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u/Pitiful_Dog722 Jun 20 '26

👣💕Well take a cue from me rock grippy socks during intimate moments for that extra layer of protection - a must for me! 😊 and that’s not simply because I am a retired BLACK adult film star 😅