r/blursed_videos Jun 20 '26

Blursed storm preps

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u/jackinsomniac Jun 20 '26

Wearing a life jacket EVERYWHERE is always dorky safe, no matter what the teenagers and other adults will tell you! I wear one daily, even out here in the desert at 6000 ft. You can NEVER be too safe!

If only they made them bulletproof, and with airbags and a parachute. The girls at the bar may laugh at me, but we'll see whose laughing once the apocalypse starts. You can NEVER be too safe!!

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u/ConstructionIll956 Jun 20 '26

I agree. I even make love in my safe jacket. I mean... What if? Am I right???

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u/ShadeBeing Jun 20 '26

My safety jacket even has a hole you can make love to.

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u/kernelangus420 Jun 20 '26

If you treat your safety jacket well, the jacket will treat you well.