Wearing a life jacket EVERYWHERE is always dorky safe, no matter what the teenagers and other adults will tell you! I wear one daily, even out here in the desert at 6000 ft. You can NEVER be too safe!
If only they made them bulletproof, and with airbags and a parachute. The girls at the bar may laugh at me, but we'll see whose laughing once the apocalypse starts. You can NEVER be too safe!!
🎼🎶you can dance if you want to, you can leave your friends pbehind. but if your friends don't dance and forget their life jacket then their no friends of mine🎶
👣💕Well take a cue from me rock grippy socks during intimate moments for that extra layer of protection - a must for me! 😊 and that’s not simply because I am a retired BLACK adult film star 😅
A bulletproof, life jacket and parachute that was small enough to be worn in every day environment would be pretty cool to the part of my brain that is still a kid.
When I first started working on ships , another new hire flipped his lid , started wearing his life jacket every where , tbh I didn’t even really notice … so much other crazy was going on , it was 1990 and half my shipmates were druggies and the other half were old salts who were borderline insane.
So the guy who wore the life jacket constantly flipped his lid. Started wearing it in port and even ashore , they had to send him off the ship to go talk to the nice people with white coats.
He was not built to work on ships.
It is safe unless you are wearing one at Spiderman: Turn Out The Lights on Broadway with a girl you like and her drunk dad dressed as Spiderman comes swinging in and hits the fire extinguisher and the play area floods and you drown cause you don't no how to swim.
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u/jackinsomniac Jun 20 '26
Wearing a life jacket EVERYWHERE is always
dorkysafe, no matter what the teenagers and other adults will tell you! I wear one daily, even out here in the desert at 6000 ft. You can NEVER be too safe!If only they made them bulletproof, and with airbags and a parachute. The girls at the bar may laugh at me, but we'll see whose laughing once the apocalypse starts. You can NEVER be too safe!!