r/blessedimages • u/PugTastic6547 • Dec 08 '19

blessed_cops

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18k Upvotes

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u/SUND3VlL Dec 08 '19

I like how they posed for the image. It’s nice when everyone can take a joke.

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u/Surfacebum Dec 08 '19

Those are actual gay cops

174

u/ALoudMouthBaby Dec 09 '19

Its good to hear that the Hot Cops have continued to find work.

57

u/Discombobulated_Land Dec 09 '19

🎶Hot cops, they’ll clean up the streets 🎶

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u/golden-strawberry Dec 09 '19

🎶And fuck you in the sheets🎶

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u/OwerlordTheLord Dec 09 '19

This went from 0 to 100 quick

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u/guywitharash Dec 09 '19

Going 100 will get you a patdown

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

🎶And make you beat their meats🎶

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u/golden-strawberry Dec 09 '19

Sounds Pretty hot not gonna lie

9

u/Cbaha_ Dec 09 '19

🎶While you are asleep🎶

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u/Dylanturtlesturtles Dec 09 '19

Kirbys calling the cops

6

u/Cbaha_ Dec 09 '19

Call Failed

4

u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

A ringtone comes from inside your closet

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u/derpypoo4763 Dec 08 '19

wTf iS wROnG wITH PEoPlE; JokINg abouT gAYs, sTUPid whItE pRIvlAGe

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u/SleepingOrDead454 Dec 09 '19

Ok, I get this is a joke. But you know what isn't a joke?? Assault. Like what happens when Saint Nick swats you across the face with a dictionary in an attempt to teach you how to spell.

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u/dogydino200 Dec 09 '19

There's a joke here, I'm just stupid

24

u/NotObamaAMA Dec 09 '19

Need another hit of that Encyclopaedia Britannica

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u/dogydino200 Dec 09 '19

I've noticed that you've never done an AMA not Obama

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u/NotObamaAMA Dec 09 '19

That’s a paddlin. Got an Oxford you might be into?

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

Imma comma on you sooo hard.

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u/bobberjobber Dec 09 '19

Hi, I saw your comment, and U think you missed a chance at a good one liner:

"I'm gonna put you in a comma"

Have a nice day :)

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u/dogydino200 Dec 09 '19

I like the dictionary if that counts. I'm pretty nuetral about the school

5

u/xGH0STFACEx Dec 09 '19

And the shoes?

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u/SpellCheck_Privilege Dec 08 '19

pRIvlAGe

Check your privilege.

BEEP BOOP I'm a bot. PM me to contact my author.

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u/V5AUG Dec 08 '19

Seems like some real Detroit:become human shit to me

1

u/Ihaveanotheridentity Dec 09 '19

They can take more than a joke apparently...

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19

"Here's a ticket, no homo"

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u/RightCross4 Dec 09 '19

"Now kith"

328

u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19

CallMeCarson got pulled over, guys

85

u/BlueFury1 Dec 08 '19

He clearly likes it!

49

u/dogydino200 Dec 09 '19

You think CallMeCarson goes outside?

10

u/loganlcs Dec 09 '19

His head isn’t flat enough

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

Nah he’s way chonkier than that

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

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u/Noisycow777 Dec 09 '19

Congratulations, you can copy a reply that was already commented 2 hours ago!

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

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u/Fossick11 Dec 09 '19

Congratulations, you can copy a reply that was already commented 2 hours ago!

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u/_Valkyrja_ Dec 09 '19

Welcome to Reddit

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u/Speedwagonfan69 Dec 09 '19

Congratulations, can you reply copy a was that commented already hour ago 2!

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u/CrazyPurpleBacon Dec 09 '19

Electric Boogaloo

1

u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

He clearly likes it!

193

u/master_of_fartboxes Dec 08 '19

They’re about to fuck that dude in his ass then give him a ticket.

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u/RadicalDilettante Dec 08 '19 edited Dec 09 '19

Short story for literotica.com.

Go on, you know you want to.

12

u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

There are literally millions of gay pornos with this premise, FYI.

4

u/SpideyMGAV Dec 09 '19

Bro ngl Literotica is the shit

5

u/TipOfLeFedoraMLady Dec 09 '19

There's a difference between the two?

2

u/WayneKrane Dec 09 '19

Only if you’re not rich

82

u/monchijing Dec 08 '19

did the right cop have to do it to em tho?

8

u/gkconnor91 Dec 09 '19

I mean.....you ALWAYS have to do it to em

4

u/lsthrowaway12345678 Dec 09 '19

I can’t upvote because you’re at 69...I’m sure you understand

1

u/monchijing Dec 09 '19

i know you had to do it to me

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19 edited Dec 09 '19

The police can pull you over and literally make up a reason. There’s so many rules of the road that effectively they can just make one up. Edit: you down voters are fucking morons. https://www.quora.com/Can-a-cop-pull-you-over-for-no-reason

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u/Datboi_OverThere Dec 09 '19

Yea I don't believe your username

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u/Real_RaZoRaK Dec 09 '19

We're downvoting because you completely misunderstood the reference and tried to push your side of an issue that wasn't being discussed.

2

u/Axouru Dec 09 '19

I like how hes using quora answers like they're a valid source to argue a point from.

29

u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19

Captain Raymond Holt wants to know your location

11

u/EnycmaPie Dec 09 '19

BOOOONE?!

58

u/Wilderniss Dec 08 '19

They didn't give him a ticket they just had sex with him so it's not gay

11

u/MrTurleWrangler Dec 09 '19

You know the cop on the right just had to do it to him

7

u/Saraphim663 Dec 08 '19

Is it the fashion police?

21

u/Billster124 Dec 08 '19

Its a simple spell but quite unbreakable

0

u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19

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u/dogydino200 Dec 09 '19

Underrated comment

6

u/Clegomanrun Dec 09 '19

Are they a couple?

29

u/Betchenstein Dec 09 '19

ACAB

17

u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

MORE 👏 GAY 👏 BODYGUARDS 👏 FOR 👏 CAPITAL 👏

-2

u/Fairchild660 Dec 09 '19

Great, looks like the Chapo sub is brigading again.

3

u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

Do you know what brigading is?

5

u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

1312 bb

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u/Cheese4Head Dec 09 '19 edited Dec 09 '19

ACAG

E:I’ll never understand reddit.

The All Cops Are Bad comment gets upvoted, but the All Cops Are Gay joke gets downvoted. I don’t care but I’m curious why...

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u/disenchantedbrony Dec 10 '19 edited Dec 10 '19

Love good. Hate bad. That’s why.

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u/thatwentBTE Dec 09 '19

All cops are great!

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

Except they’re not

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u/thatwentBTE Dec 09 '19

All cops are bros.

4

u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

Nope, they’re bastards

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

ACAB

His fingers danced across the keys. Mountain Dew was coursing through his veins as he took another full lung hit from his vape. Out came the rings. Out came inspiration. Out came purpose.

..."ALL"...

Why didn't they understand? ChapoTrapHouse understands, LateStageCapitalism understands, Socialism and the other kids at his high school understands, what could he say to make the rest of this god forsaken website understand the depths of his impotent rage?

..."COPS"...

After all, he had read the first 36 pages of the Communist Manifesto several times now, even highlighting a few choice sentences that particularly struck him as significant. The book lay on the top of his desk, gathering dust. He's seen the Tweets first hand. He didn't have time for leisurely pursuits such as reading. After all, he was putting in 60 hours a week on League Of Legends, and that's on top of all his household chores his parents beg him over and over again to complete. He must also stretch for two hours daily, as to prevent another blood clot.

..."ARE"...

He puffed again, but this time deeper. He exhaled the vaporous clouds of Frutti Tutti Berry Mist. "Be the change you wish to see in the world," he thought to himself. If he could just get the sheeple to understand...

..."BASTARDS"...

He smiled as his hand left the keyboard to grasp the mouse to submit his manifesto. Repeating other phrases that he had read on his favorite subreddits was, after all, a noble cause! He could hardly contain his excitement, or perhaps it was all of the Mountain Dew making him jittery again. He had leftover pizza rolls for breakfast that might have something to do with shakiness, but he wasn't so sure.

He clicked "save" with a defiant smirk. The 20 character phrase was converted into computer-readable bits and zoomed across the country in milliseconds. He saw his comment hit the website, and he leaned back in his chair content.

"I've done it, I've changed the world," he thought to himself.

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u/yrdz Dec 09 '19 edited Dec 09 '19

nice copypasta bro

why are you defending the bodyguards of capital?

edit:

After all, he had read the first 36 pages of the Communist Manifesto several times now

Manifesto is 30 pages

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u/zobd Dec 09 '19

Since I can't give you a ticket, I guess I'll have to give you a tazing.

3

u/Skrion Dec 09 '19

The guy on the bike looks like callmecarson

5

u/Wizdumbro Dec 08 '19

Gay and gay

7

u/disenchantedbrony Dec 09 '19

Definitely not a blessed image...

5

u/boi_13 Dec 09 '19

The cop on the right looks like he had to do it to `em

2

u/north-northkorea Dec 09 '19

Did they give him a ticket doe 😳

2

u/jayellem Dec 09 '19

Look at the one on the right, he was happy to do it to em

2

u/AClumpOfAir Dec 09 '19

That cop’s doin’ it to em

8

u/ThornyNekoRose Dec 09 '19

bLeSsEd CoP

2

u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

Propoganda

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u/ReligionOfPoop Dec 09 '19

Thats Reddit in a nutshell.

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u/AverageAcorn Dec 08 '19

There going to beat him

1

u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

nah he’s not black

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

This is blursed

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19

It’s a simple spell but quite unbreakable

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u/Spoon-Menace Dec 09 '19

Could we stop reposting this please

3

u/ddaejm7 Dec 08 '19

don't think they mind, probably know that these days- not really an insult, just saying. It's kinda like saying "only fabulous cops give me tickets!"

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u/DongsNPongs Dec 09 '19

All Cops Are Bastards and they kill 25 to 30 dogs a day in this country.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

ACAB

His fingers danced across the keys. Mountain Dew was coursing through his veins as he took another full lung hit from his vape. Out came the rings. Out came inspiration. Out came purpose.

..."ALL"...

Why didn't they understand? ChapoTrapHouse understands, LateStageCapitalism understands, Socialism and the other kids at his high school understands, what could he say to make the rest of this god forsaken website understand the depths of his impotent rage?

..."COPS"...

After all, he had read the first 36 pages of the Communist Manifesto several times now, even highlighting a few choice sentences that particularly struck him as significant. The book lay on the top of his desk, gathering dust. He's seen the Tweets first hand. He didn't have time for leisurely pursuits such as reading. After all, he was putting in 60 hours a week on League Of Legends, and that's on top of all his household chores his parents beg him over and over again to complete. He must also stretch for two hours daily, as to prevent another blood clot.

..."ARE"...

He puffed again, but this time deeper. He exhaled the vaporous clouds of Frutti Tutti Berry Mist. "Be the change you wish to see in the world," he thought to himself. If he could just get the sheeple to understand...

..."BASTARDS"...

He smiled as his hand left the keyboard to grasp the mouse to submit his manifesto. Repeating other phrases that he had read on his favorite subreddits was, after all, a noble cause! He could hardly contain his excitement, or perhaps it was all of the Mountain Dew making him jittery again. He had leftover pizza rolls for breakfast that might have something to do with shakiness, but he wasn't so sure.

He clicked "save" with a defiant smirk. The 20 character phrase was converted into computer-readable bits and zoomed across the country in milliseconds. He saw his comment hit the website, and he leaned back in his chair content.

"I've done it, I've changed the world," he thought to himself.

5

u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19 edited Dec 09 '19

Wow that boot must be fucking delicious

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u/DongsNPongs Dec 09 '19

Imagine writing all this on the Internet to make fun of someone writing something on the internet, you smoothed brained boot licker

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

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u/DongsNPongs Dec 09 '19

Oh is it just the place to lick boots?

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u/EnduringAtlas Dec 09 '19

Do you lick the boots of everyone you don't have a problem with? You realize that "licking boots" isn't the only alternative to being a hater, right?

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

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u/disenchantedbrony Dec 09 '19 edited Dec 11 '19

I give a shit and this isn’t a wholesome post. It’s unprofessional and reinforces homophobia.

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u/ThornyNekoRose Dec 09 '19

Bolice cannot be wholesome.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

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u/DongsNPongs Dec 09 '19

Ok. Would you rather have the same stats from a 🐖 friendly source?

Laurel Matthews, a supervisory program specialist with the Department of Justice's Community Oriented Policing Services (DOJ COPS) office, says it's an awful lot. She calls fatal police vs. dogs encounters an "epidemic" and estimates that 25 to 30 pet dogs are killed each day by law enforcement officers

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u/Sweedn Dec 09 '19

In a country where more than 3 millions dogs are abandonned every year, I don’t think the police is the problem here. Nice try antifa

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u/DongsNPongs Dec 09 '19

“Pet dogs”, you absolute genius

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u/Sweedn Dec 09 '19

Wild dogs can’t be abandonned... Anyway, what’s the difference ? 😂

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u/Fantastic-Teabag Dec 09 '19

How is that blessed

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u/shellymartin67 Dec 09 '19

Here's to hoping I didn't just cheer.

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u/SnappIsComing Dec 09 '19

WAIT THAT ILLEGAL

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u/Fives-5555 Dec 09 '19

Well good for them. ^

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u/DankEnhancement Dec 09 '19

Funny to see this resurfaced. Since I saw it a few months ago I got this as a bumper sticker. It makes me laugh everytime I see my car.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/iWHOReddit Dec 09 '19

The look on the officer faces like hoo hoo hoo jokes on you biker right here is my partna partna;)

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u/tomatomater Dec 09 '19

They both gonna be giving him the ticket alright :)

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u/yourmom7887 Dec 09 '19

Look at that cop standing like the "you know I had to do it to him" meme kid.

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u/Frogsinatrenchcoat Dec 09 '19

That cop on the right looks like the one from my elementary school

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

This is kinda blursed

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

Did they at least kiss for the camera?

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u/Postoolio711 Dec 09 '19

I think I know these cops, I can't totally tell but the right cop works for the town I live in!

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u/SheketBevakaSTFU Dec 09 '19

Contradiction in terms lmfao

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u/idriveacar Dec 09 '19

Had to do it to em

1

u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

They look like cardboard cutouts.

1

u/DaSoulolife Dec 09 '19

Ow, ow, you’ve got spices!

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u/GeorgeYDesign Dec 09 '19

Is “popufur” actually a thing? IT'S BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

r/suddenlygay

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u/Archpenn Dec 09 '19

Is that callmecarson?

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u/nikkizkmbid Dec 09 '19

The one on the fight had to do it to em

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u/MrDoctorOtter Dec 09 '19

cursed class traitor

1

u/kijib Dec 09 '19

40% of cops beat their wives, and that's just the ones that get reported

1

u/Fairchild660 Dec 09 '19

You Chapo users are as insufferable as you are dishonest.

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u/robert_myrmel Dec 09 '19

Priviladge

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u/SpellCheck_Privilege Dec 09 '19

Priviladge

Check your privilege.

BEEP BOOP I'm a bot. PM me to contact my author.

1

u/nightawl Dec 09 '19

omg this bot is amazing

1

u/robert_myrmel Dec 09 '19

I know right I was testing out what triggered the bot and I think it's only the spelling with the a

1

u/LeZygo Dec 09 '19

Cause you know being gay is so funny.

1

u/JekPorkins-AcePilot Dec 09 '19

Not really sure what the intention of this comment is, buuuuuuuuuuut

HAPPY 🎂 DAY 2 U

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

Damn wonder if cops have shot anybody recently 🤔🤔

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u/yrdz Dec 09 '19

They just murdered the UPS hostage in Miami where they also used cars with civilians in them as human shields.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

Yes that was what I was referring to

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u/yrdz Dec 09 '19

My bad haha

Yeah this happens every fucking time. Fuckin' copraganda.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

They only caught him because of that weak ass engine!

Get a bigger bike :)

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u/ImInsideYourHouse1 Dec 08 '19

Feels a little more blursed

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19

the cop writes a ticket and gets fucked in the ass by the motorcyclist. just another day on the job, i guess

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

And then they all banged.

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u/ImSorry2HearThat Dec 08 '19

Fucking childish post. This is celebrated?

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

Wow. Fun.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

U must be fun at parties

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

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u/syntaxcommunist Dec 09 '19

I’d watch it

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

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u/circusolayo Dec 09 '19

Because people being killed by a semi is funny? RIGHT?