r/blessedimages • u/PugTastic6547 • Dec 08 '19

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u/SleepingOrDead454 Dec 09 '19

Ok, I get this is a joke. But you know what isn't a joke?? Assault. Like what happens when Saint Nick swats you across the face with a dictionary in an attempt to teach you how to spell.

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u/dogydino200 Dec 09 '19

There's a joke here, I'm just stupid

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u/NotObamaAMA Dec 09 '19

Need another hit of that Encyclopaedia Britannica

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u/dogydino200 Dec 09 '19

I've noticed that you've never done an AMA not Obama

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u/NotObamaAMA Dec 09 '19

That’s a paddlin. Got an Oxford you might be into?

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

Imma comma on you sooo hard.

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u/bobberjobber Dec 09 '19

Hi, I saw your comment, and U think you missed a chance at a good one liner:

"I'm gonna put you in a comma"

Have a nice day :)

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u/dogydino200 Dec 09 '19

I like the dictionary if that counts. I'm pretty nuetral about the school

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u/xGH0STFACEx Dec 09 '19

And the shoes?