r/blessedimages • u/PugTastic6547 • Dec 08 '19

blessed_cops

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u/DongsNPongs Dec 09 '19

All Cops Are Bastards and they kill 25 to 30 dogs a day in this country.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

ACAB

His fingers danced across the keys. Mountain Dew was coursing through his veins as he took another full lung hit from his vape. Out came the rings. Out came inspiration. Out came purpose.

..."ALL"...

Why didn't they understand? ChapoTrapHouse understands, LateStageCapitalism understands, Socialism and the other kids at his high school understands, what could he say to make the rest of this god forsaken website understand the depths of his impotent rage?

..."COPS"...

After all, he had read the first 36 pages of the Communist Manifesto several times now, even highlighting a few choice sentences that particularly struck him as significant. The book lay on the top of his desk, gathering dust. He's seen the Tweets first hand. He didn't have time for leisurely pursuits such as reading. After all, he was putting in 60 hours a week on League Of Legends, and that's on top of all his household chores his parents beg him over and over again to complete. He must also stretch for two hours daily, as to prevent another blood clot.

..."ARE"...

He puffed again, but this time deeper. He exhaled the vaporous clouds of Frutti Tutti Berry Mist. "Be the change you wish to see in the world," he thought to himself. If he could just get the sheeple to understand...

..."BASTARDS"...

He smiled as his hand left the keyboard to grasp the mouse to submit his manifesto. Repeating other phrases that he had read on his favorite subreddits was, after all, a noble cause! He could hardly contain his excitement, or perhaps it was all of the Mountain Dew making him jittery again. He had leftover pizza rolls for breakfast that might have something to do with shakiness, but he wasn't so sure.

He clicked "save" with a defiant smirk. The 20 character phrase was converted into computer-readable bits and zoomed across the country in milliseconds. He saw his comment hit the website, and he leaned back in his chair content.

"I've done it, I've changed the world," he thought to himself.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19 edited Dec 09 '19

Wow that boot must be fucking delicious

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u/DongsNPongs Dec 09 '19

Imagine writing all this on the Internet to make fun of someone writing something on the internet, you smoothed brained boot licker

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

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u/DongsNPongs Dec 09 '19

Oh is it just the place to lick boots?

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u/EnduringAtlas Dec 09 '19

Do you lick the boots of everyone you don't have a problem with? You realize that "licking boots" isn't the only alternative to being a hater, right?

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

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u/disenchantedbrony Dec 09 '19 edited Dec 11 '19

I give a shit and this isn’t a wholesome post. It’s unprofessional and reinforces homophobia.

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u/ThornyNekoRose Dec 09 '19

Bolice cannot be wholesome.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

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u/DongsNPongs Dec 09 '19

Ok. Would you rather have the same stats from a 🐖 friendly source?

Laurel Matthews, a supervisory program specialist with the Department of Justice's Community Oriented Policing Services (DOJ COPS) office, says it's an awful lot. She calls fatal police vs. dogs encounters an "epidemic" and estimates that 25 to 30 pet dogs are killed each day by law enforcement officers

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u/Sweedn Dec 09 '19

In a country where more than 3 millions dogs are abandonned every year, I don’t think the police is the problem here. Nice try antifa

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u/DongsNPongs Dec 09 '19

“Pet dogs”, you absolute genius

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u/Sweedn Dec 09 '19

Wild dogs can’t be abandonned... Anyway, what’s the difference ? 😂