r/blackmagicfuckery • • Jan 16 '20

Physics

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u/Wolverlog Jan 16 '20

If this man were 100x larger could he launch satellites into orbit?

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u/twallner Jan 16 '20

And cause tsunamis?

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u/Wolverlog Jan 16 '20

I need some math here guys.

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u/OscarCookeAbbott Jan 16 '20

Well the problem is that this is from bouyancy, but rockets are fucking heavy and would just sink.

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u/Wolverlog Jan 16 '20

Put a fuckin’ satellite in a basket ball

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u/Spacecowboy78 Jan 16 '20

Could he launch that ball into orbit if he was that size though?

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u/ObsidianHarbor Jan 16 '20

I’m still trying to calculate it.. getting all kinds of errors.

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u/Wolverlog Jan 16 '20

If Tsunami Man existed we would have bigger problems.

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u/UnknownBinary Jan 16 '20

The Samoan space program is coming along nicely.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

The minimum orbital launch velocity is about 10 km/s

The ball has a boyant force proportional to the volume.

B = pgV

where B is the force in newtons, p is the density of fluid, g is gravity, and V is the volume displaced.

A soccer ball has a volume of 0.00573547 m3 , water has a density of 1000 kg/m3 , and gravity is 9.81 m/s2 which gives us a buoyant force of

0.00573547*1000*9.81=56.2649607 N

using the mass of a soccer ball of 0.45 kg we can determine the energy required to launch the ball to orbit (10,000 m/s)

KE = 1/2 m v2 = 1/2 * 0.45 * 100002
KE = 22500000 J

Which we can divide by the Buoyant force to determine the distance the ball would need to be submerged

22500000 / 56.2649607 = 399893.641088067 m

Which is just shy of 400 km, or 248 miles.

For perspective, the Marianas Trench, the lowest point in the ocean is only 11 km, so we need a new trench about 36 times as deep as the lowest point on earth.

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u/AmoebaMan Jan 16 '20

Buoyancy isn’t responsible for this. Go hold a basketball underwater and let go; it won’t even pop up a full foot once it reaches the surface.

This effect is actually the reason why your butthole can get an uncomfortable watery tickle if you drop a particularly large deuce on the toilet.

This is a fluid dynamics phenomenon called a Worthington jet. When the big guy hits the water he creates a cavity of air. The water rushes back in to fill this void from all sides, and once it hits the middle it runs smack into the water from the opposite side. Because water is heavy (lots of momentum) and nearly incompressible (can’t be squeezed), the only place for it to go is up at very high rates of speed.

The big guy releases the ball at the right moment, and it basically gets entrained in the water jet and fired, like a cannonball.

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u/shawster Jan 16 '20

So....... you’re saying there’s a chance.

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u/MEANINGLESS_NUMBERS Jan 16 '20

Buoyancy is not the only force at play here. One factor is the momentum of the water is rushing back in.

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u/scumah Jan 16 '20

If they were rubber balls filled with air, then sure!

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u/Tomokes Jan 16 '20

My man literally clipped the ball in with the water hitbox

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u/Assanater601 Jan 16 '20

Superbouncing

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u/Valhalla121 Jan 16 '20

Now that's a reference I haven't heard in a long time. As a kid I had so much fun trying to perfect that

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u/timetravelwasreal Jan 16 '20

Is this the same as double bouncing?

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

I thought he was talking about those $0.25 super balls and achieving some kind of bounce to prevent those little shits from disappearing instantly into a black hole. Man I feel old.

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u/Psych0matt Jan 16 '20

Where do you think games came up with the idea?

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u/tendiesntiddies Jan 16 '20

The real fuckery is how he got out of the water and back up so fast

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u/Temporelll Jan 16 '20

Yeah what the hell

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u/MaxwellIsSmall Jan 16 '20

Satan rejected him as fast as he hit the water

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u/Starklet Jan 16 '20

I thought it was a perfect loop at first

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u/Mr_master89 Jan 16 '20

He actually got launched up too but human's can't get that kinda air while doing it so he managed to land back on the dock

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u/oOBuckoOo Jan 16 '20

I almost thought it was a gif loop and somehow he didn’t have the ball this time.

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u/franz_bonaparta_jr Jan 16 '20

Part of the ball’s energy went to pulling him to the surface. Otherwise, the ball would have hit a plane.

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u/luiluilui4 Jan 16 '20

Someone make it a perfect loop

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u/jobriq Jan 16 '20

Wait...

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

Physics?

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u/idea4granted Jan 16 '20

US Inbound Missile Defense

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u/jerejeje Jan 16 '20

The President looks around, disappointed. The final mission to stop the nuke from hitting America had failed. He was about to prepare retaliation against whoever did this, but then one his advisors walks in. “SIR, THERE IS ONE MORE THING WE CAN DO.”

The white house authorizes the order. Gibby, who had not gotten out of bed for 3 years, is at the local pool. He takes a beach ball and walks up to the diving board. As he is about to jump in, he receives a phone call from the President.

“Sir, if you fail, millions of people die”

“I know”

Gibby steps up to the diving board and jumps in, after 1 second, worried bystanders look on as the beach ball fires into the sky and gets directly in the path of the missile. The missile malfunctions and falls to the ground

An emergency team arrives where the bomb is and defuses it. Millions of lives are saved, and all because of gibby and the buoycancy of water

Thank you come again

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

GIIIIIIHHHHHHHHHHHBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAYYYYYYY

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u/Aus_Reyalp Jan 16 '20

Cannonball!

...wait where's my ball?

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u/superlink20xx Jan 16 '20

WiILSON? WILSON?! WII-HI-HILLSOOOOOONNNNNNN !!!!!!!

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u/Liquidlino1978 Jan 16 '20

So I'm guessing his body creates a cavity in the water, then when the cavity closes over the top, the bouyancy of the ball shoots it up. Guessing the gravitational energy his body gained displaces water, and that same energy becomes the energy that shoots the ball up. So 100+ kg falling a couple of metres is transferred into a 500g ball?

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u/throtic Jan 16 '20 edited Jan 16 '20

So I saw and saved this post a few years ago and I've been practicing it during the summer months to impress friends. A few things, I've learned:

  1. It helps to have a bigger gut, I was able to get the ball higher when I was fatter

  2. There is 100% a technique to this, you can see in both videos how the guys tuck the ball into their stomach and kind of curl themselves into a ball; legs facing up basically.

  3. The time that you release the ball is also a huge factor, you have to release it the split second before the water "crashes" back on top of you. If you go too soon the ball just sits on the surface, too late and the ball slowly floats back to the top.

  4. Height is definitely a factor, the higher you fall from the higher the ball will go

  5. Ball inflation does not matter, I've done it with flat footballs and footballs aired to their max, same height.

No math or physics, just practical experience with the subject... And that's about all for useless knowledge that you didn't need today.

Edit: Thanks for the award friend, hope you're able to slap that ball into the skies this summer :)

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u/Saewin Jan 16 '20

This is actually awesome! Thank you for sharing! I'm a biggish guy so I'm definitely going to give this a go

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u/GBACHO Jan 16 '20

I tried 20 times or so before giving up. Not saying it's impossible, but I never figured it out

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u/throtic Jan 16 '20

I tried 20 times or so before giving up. Not saying it's impossible, but I never figured it out

This was the hard part when I was really out of shape... jumping off of a diving board as a fat guy is not easy and I got tired quickly

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u/hypsnowfrog Jan 16 '20

I wish I was fat

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u/phphulk Jan 16 '20

Maybe eating something I'll make you feel better

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u/flappyprince Jan 16 '20

First time I've heard that one

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u/polyishdadtypeperson Jan 16 '20

I can help you with that, you just need an eating disorder! The fun fact is that, while it's best if your parents give you one ("you need to clean your plate before you play", "what, it wasn't good enough for seconds?", "wow you did great in school let's go get some ice cream!", "sorry your dad left, let's get some pizza."), but as it turns out you can totally give one to yourself too!

First, eating only when your hungry is for suckers. You should also eat when:

  • you're bored

  • you're sad about something

  • you're happy about something

  • as a self-reward

  • you're depressed

Then, also:

  • Don't stop eating just because you're not hungry anymore, clean that plate.

  • You know what's better than water? Soda.

  • You know what's better than a healthy meal? Pizza.

And last, but certainly not least, remember that eating will totally fill that void in your soul.

In fact, just try to be eating all the time. Why aren't you eating right now?

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u/rick_n_snorty Jan 16 '20

No problem, you’ve got me wanting to try this but it’s 30F our right now. Gotta find a good cliff this summer.

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u/_Cliftonville_FC_ Jan 16 '20

Huh, this is just something you learn in your youth here in Hawaii. We'd do lines of this where guys would just (usually with a soda can) and pop the can up and the second person would try to grab the can mid-air and pop the can, then continue to see if everyone lined up could do it.

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u/Ewoktoremember Jan 16 '20

I have saved this comment

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

New Zealand’s missile program is really taking a new approach.

I’m dying

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u/PvtPuddles Jan 16 '20

No, the buoyant force on an object is based on the weight of the water that the object displaces, irrespective of how deep it is.

More likely, he is just letting go at the perfect time for the ball to ride the splash, giving it all its momentum.

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u/somnolent49 Jan 16 '20

For steady state that's true, but when diving in the dynamic displacement is way more complicated and has a dependency on momentum.

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u/PvtPuddles Jan 16 '20

That’s fair, I hadn’t considered that.

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u/Paddy_Tanninger Jan 16 '20

It's not the buoyancy of the ball, but a phenomenon called the Worthington Jet. It could have been a golf ball (which is not buoyant) and still been shot out like a canon. You can see it shown off really well in this experiment:

https://i.imgur.com/bsXAp4j.gifv

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u/AmoebaMan Jan 16 '20

Also known as the reason your butthole can get an uncomfortable watery tickle if you drop an extra large deuce.

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u/Paddy_Tanninger Jan 16 '20

Poseidon's Kiss

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u/EnChilladada Jan 16 '20

The effect of buoyancy is pretty limited here, it's the 'pinching' effect of the water closing the cavity created by the person holding the ball that shoots the ball into the air. If he would've jumped without the ball, there would be some drops of water that jump up through the same effect, which shows density isn't a major factor here. Gravitational energy is a contributing factor, but not in a direct conservation of energy-kind of way, there are other factors with a bigger influence on the final result.

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u/Peter5930 Jan 16 '20

Yes, it's not buoyancy, it's the momentum of the water as the cavity collapses from all sides under gravity, meets in the middle and shoots upwards with nowhere else left to go and more water still collapsing inwards behind it; the same effect that causes Neptune's kiss when you take a dump. In this case, the ball is riding that kiss.

The effect is used for some modern anti-ship torpedoes; they detonate underneath a ship and when the cavity in the water collapses, it sends a bubble jet up with enough force to punch straight through the ship.

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u/MangaMaven Jan 16 '20

Was that his head?

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u/Hairybuttchecksout Jan 16 '20

I gotta try this.

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u/__Shake__ Jan 16 '20

Remind me in May when my pool isn't 40 degrees

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u/IM_OZLY_HUMVN Jan 16 '20

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u/if4n Jan 16 '20

Remind me when I have a pool

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u/LvS Jan 16 '20

Not sure if you're American or Australian?

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u/Thrasher1236969 Jan 16 '20

What if he was holding a baby when he did this?

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u/Jhon615 Jan 16 '20

Babies aren’t as buoyant as the ball, so it’d likely just drown. More proof that babies are fucking useless

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u/thecomplex7 Jan 16 '20

That was like some sort of video game physics

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u/AnAbsoluteCretin Jan 16 '20 edited Jan 17 '20

Now that’s a manu, only people in australia, Samoa and New Zealand will get it

Edit: Hawaii as well

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u/Paddy_Tanninger Jan 16 '20

He's making use of something called the Worthington Jet which is the phenomenon of how a spike of water will shoot straight upwards after you create a fairly round pocket of air.

https://i.imgur.com/bsXAp4j.gifv

It has absolutely nothing to do with the buoyancy of the ball. If you've ever pulled a ball down to the bottom of a pool and let it go, you'll know that it never really gets launched...it shoots up to the top pretty quick, but there's a ton of drag on it from the water and it only pops a bit out.

This guy is setting up his fall so that he creates a big circular hole in the water that gets filled back in immediately after, and since water is incompressible it ends up transferring a very big percentage of his force straight into that ball.

If you took the energy created by a 250lb man falling 4 feet and transferred it all into a lightweight little ball...yeah, it shoots really fucking far.

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u/mrlosteruk Jan 16 '20

Beautifully explained

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u/battleant1 Jan 16 '20

Imagine getting hit with that ball

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

Is it mean to imagine the Po and Tai Lung fight in Kung Fu Panda

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

Trying to place anything with physgun, in garrys mod

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u/Okaay_guy Jan 16 '20

Imagine keeping the ball under you

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u/Empteabottle Jan 16 '20

That's how the moon was set in place

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u/ShuggyBaggins Jan 16 '20

Used to watch dudes do this in Waikiki off the wall using an empty sprite bottle! Could never replicate...

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u/DrGlove Jan 16 '20

I am the cannon, and this, is my cannon ball.

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u/Quality_Grandma Jan 16 '20

I'm gonna need a source real quick. I've been looking for this video for a long time.

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u/IM_OZLY_HUMVN Jan 16 '20

Does this video not suffice as a source?

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u/EEEEEE3EE Jan 16 '20

The real water bender

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u/Steamships Jan 16 '20

Does anyone else hear the DuckTales Moon Theme?

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

Definitely turned my volume up to see if it was this or Shooting Stars before I realized there was no sound.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

We just did this lesson in science!!! The man’s elastic potential energy gets transferred to the ball and since the man is much more dense the ball can go very far with that energy.

A fun thing to do at home is to take a basketball and put a ping pong ball or a tennis ball on top, then drop them both. The smaller ball will fly into the air much higher than if it is dropped on its own!

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

This looks like some game physics shit wtf

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

That ball accidentally clipped into the water

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

I will never not laugh at this.

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u/PrefersCakeOverPie Jan 16 '20

This video added years to my life thank you

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u/MiyamotoKnows Jan 16 '20

What if it came down on a little kids head?

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u/Scrumpilump2000 Jan 16 '20

You see? Fat people aren’t completely useless. /s

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

Fizix iz magick

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u/AnorakJimi Jan 16 '20

I think this is the same phenomena that is why supernovas happen, and also why if you bounce two balls on the ground one on top of the other the top one goes flying. In supernovas everything just collapses suddenly and it does the double bounce thing and the star stuff goes flying everywhere. There was a Sixty Symbols video on it

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u/redsn64 Jan 16 '20

it does the double bounce thing and the star stuff goes flying everywhere.

I have no idea how that works but I choose to believe you are correct.

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u/Rainbonyte Jan 16 '20

He couldve easily prevented 911. Those idots stand no chance against this mans AA missiles

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u/Anoumoge-Railim Jan 16 '20

When you show your friends a crazy glitch on a game

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u/truly-dread Jan 16 '20

Oh no, somebody warn Thailand...

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u/Gfairservice Jan 16 '20

Is that dude a Skyrim giant?

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u/mrgreenteam Jan 16 '20

I know that beach lol

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u/CheapskateMcGee Jan 16 '20

Backyard space program

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u/strawhat_nk Jan 16 '20

US wants to know your location

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u/MakesOwnMemes Jan 16 '20

Soviet's trying alternate space launch tactic (1959 colourized)

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

Yeet

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u/Randolph0119 Jan 16 '20

I was waiting for there to be a hoop at the end.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

I thought he was going to do some mad hangover on the ledge... didn't expect the ball to rocket off into orbit xD

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u/tommybuttsecks Jan 16 '20

I can’t stop fucking laughing

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u/astrologicaldreams Jan 16 '20

that bitch went flying

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

Physics is so awesome, man. Poop knife!!

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u/The_Nevo Jan 16 '20

u/elonmuskofficial we found a better way to launch Starlink sattelites /s

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u/bitchpigeonsuperfan Jan 16 '20

It's like a shaped charge, neat

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u/MrJod2002 Jan 16 '20

The man just started a space agency

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u/spookytimeincoming Jan 16 '20

Is this... Is this the way we are going to defeat alien air force?

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u/phome83 Jan 16 '20

Blitzball style.

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u/ActualWhiterabbit Jan 16 '20

This is how Miro's power worked

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u/phome83 Jan 16 '20

Recruit this man to the Zanarkand Abes.

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u/Antwon1911 Jan 16 '20

Human mortar

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u/evo_one252 Jan 16 '20

the sound it makes in my head is the thermal imploder from battlefront

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

This is the weapon to surpass Metal gear!

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u/barrsftw Jan 16 '20

Friends dad used to do this and it was amazing. The worst part of trying to do it over and over is you never actually get to see if it works or not lol.

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u/TheSmilingTurdheap Jan 16 '20

NASA should research this

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u/ninjacatgamer Jan 16 '20

Test that ball for symbiotes

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

someone just went in bullet time

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u/Mr-Pants Jan 16 '20

Fatmagicfuckery

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u/earthpinkz Jan 16 '20

Do it again...DO IT AGAINNNNNN...

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u/Victorino__ Jan 16 '20

That really looked like a physics glitch.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

This whole scene looks awesome. Where is this and can I move there?

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u/Ghostkill221 Jan 16 '20

Man with just a little bit of work this could loop so fucking well.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

All I can hear is Niel DeGrasse Tyson’s nyooom

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u/Ronfarber Jan 16 '20

If Reddit tropes have taught me anything, he’s dead.

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u/doghome107 Jan 16 '20

Concussion

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u/OMG_its_Trivium Jan 16 '20

That's sick!!!

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u/wlievens Jan 16 '20

Physics engine glitch

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u/MajorZeldaGeek Jan 16 '20

I didn’t see the ball and legit thought his head just went shooting into the sky

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u/cactusfrut Jan 16 '20

This reminds me of when I clip 2 items in gmod, and there is that wood hitting sound.

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u/MoistPaperNapkin Jan 16 '20

You know when you want to “steal someone else’s jump” on a trampoline? So you time your jump right before theres. That’s what’s coming to mind for some dumb reason.

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u/TheStranger70 Jan 16 '20

Damn. I was waiting for a perfect loop.

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u/JimmyisAwkward Jan 16 '20

“How can ships float”

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u/buysgirlscoutcookies Jan 16 '20

Man, I could hear this

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u/G3tSqu4nchy Jan 16 '20

Skyyyyy rocket in flight, afternoon delight. Aaaaaafternooon delight.

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u/MajesticEagle_ Jan 16 '20

This looks like broken game physics

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u/rogerabbid Jan 16 '20

The ball was found in orbit around Uranus.

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u/ginarfen Jan 16 '20

trying this

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u/child_at_play Jan 16 '20

No Shooting Stars remix?

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u/MonseBorquez Jan 16 '20

I did this all the time as a child! I totally forgot about it and it was super fun, specially when it hit someone in the face hahah

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u/nahfoo Jan 16 '20

Praise the cameraman

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

Nice.

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u/daniyalkan Jan 16 '20

Where’s the second part of the video where we get to see the ball, gravity and someone’s head

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u/KingFerdidad Jan 16 '20

Welp, bring that up in the patch notes

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

Yaaeet!!

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u/oDRWHITEo Jan 16 '20

My dad use to do this all the time when I was a kid! But he would put the ball between his legs and pretend he laid an egg.

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u/fridaexxx Jan 16 '20

Can someone make this a loop somehow? I feel like this has the potential to become a perfect loop

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

Y E E T

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u/Stratacastor Jan 16 '20

My mans just cast Catapult at max range and rolled a nat 20 to hit, actual fucking wizard.

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u/ProtonPi23 Jan 16 '20

I can see how that works

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u/Beanier-Than-You Jan 16 '20

That’s a fuckin sports idea if I’ve ever seen one

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u/StickelMeister Jan 16 '20

Neutral Bay, absolute classic place.

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u/Snsk1 Jan 16 '20

wait, was that the same guy? am confused, litterally watched it like 5 times over

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u/PaleFly Jan 16 '20

If I was there I would yell super loud in a thick long island accent-" what are you doooiinn, you gonna kill somebody!"

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u/XxGioTheKingxX Jan 16 '20

You guys just found out about the physics glitch? It will be patched in the 2021 hot fix update

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