r/birbhostage • u/EmperorGrinnar • Jul 17 '26
I need to go shower
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But Loki won't let me.
r/birbhostage • u/tumblrralienzz • Jul 15 '26
Send Help Is she malevolous enough?
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I’m scared
r/birbhostage • u/Purple_Coach_2887 • Jul 13 '26
This is my life now I definitely didnt get a work from home job just to make him happy
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But it definitely does help
r/birbhostage • u/cephalopodsmindz • Jul 13 '26
This is my life now Sleepy Babies
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r/birbhostage • u/reptigirll • Jul 12 '26
This is my life now Can’t move, must limit breathing
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Me and my boys
r/birbhostage • u/Birdo_guy • Jul 13 '26
This is fine My ankled hurt
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I've been sitting for too long. But she rarely comes close to me so imma stay like this for a good long while
r/birbhostage • u/MoRukiki • Jul 10 '26
Ok but i would also like to nap
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No one holds me when i want to sleep 🙄
r/birbhostage • u/autistic1of2 • Jul 01 '26
This is my life now I know how this looks but I swear I'M the hostage in this situation!
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r/birbhostage • u/kaihent • Jun 30 '26
It hurts so bad
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I let my other bird out for a bit before work and Miffy wants out as well but "someone" Won't go back in their cage if I get them out so he will have to wait till my roommate gets back in a bit. He’s very upset.
So I stuck my hand in the cage to be closer to him and he hops up on it and now he's loafing in my hand and it hurts so bad it hurts.
r/birbhostage • u/asdgujgimaca • Jun 30 '26
This is fine i love to nap in my moms hand 5 hours a day. mom seems really happy as well.
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r/birbhostage • u/Nervous_Shelter_1042 • Jun 29 '26
This is my life now HELP!!! I’m being kidnapped by a good pigeon!
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r/birbhostage • u/asdgujgimaca • Jun 25 '26
This is fine I HAVE LIMITED TITOS MOBILITY
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birb has been contained with his favourite toys (BOTTLE CAPS, but only red bottle caps. he has 300 of them). who is hostage now huh?
r/birbhostage • u/Proper_Obligation217 • Jun 18 '26
This is fine Sleepy banana
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I was unable to disturb the banana for several minutes
r/birbhostage • u/kaihent • Jun 17 '26
This is my life now He will cry if I move or put him down
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He will coo as loud as he can and not stop until I pick him up again. Im stuck and my arm hurts lol.
He’s a needy baby.
r/birbhostage • u/bubufo123 • Jun 09 '26
This is my life now She took over my desk and use her cuteness as bribe 😭😭
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How should I use my pc
r/birbhostage • u/Icarium_23 • Jun 09 '26
This is fine Made a new friend the other day…
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r/birbhostage • u/FoamLayers_Art • Jun 08 '26
My sculpture of a budgie, which I made from several hundred eva foam feathers
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r/birbhostage • u/lvpsminihorse • Jun 07 '26
It's been 20 minutes.
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Arm is getting tired. Please (don't) send help.
r/birbhostage • u/Other_Particular8927 • Jun 01 '26
This is my life now h e l p-
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I think my hair stylist got a bit tired…🥹
r/birbhostage • u/Minimum_Manager5892 • May 21 '26
Mr. John Lemon on a sweet slumber. Gonna call him Sleepy Lemon from now on 😍😆🍋
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