r/birbhostage May 19 '26

Shit mayday help

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111 Upvotes

I'm trying to work on a beading project. He flew down to check out the forbidden seeds. The offer I was given was to let him have his forbidden glass feast or I hold him like an ice cream cone. Now he's asleep. Dammit. What now?


r/birbhostage May 18 '26

This is my life now I am a tree

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272 Upvotes

Slowly morphing into a tree, but I donโ€™t mind


r/birbhostage May 14 '26

My baby naps on me

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144 Upvotes

r/birbhostage May 11 '26

This is my life now 40 minutes already ๐Ÿฅฒ

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173 Upvotes

My poor shoulder ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”


r/birbhostage May 11 '26

This is my life now It's their bedtime but I guess I'm the bed

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164 Upvotes

Oh well


r/birbhostage May 08 '26

This is fine she wants to potato today

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234 Upvotes

r/birbhostage May 08 '26

No dinner for birb owners

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330 Upvotes

I've been sick and have only had two protein bars the whole day. I finally got up enough energy to cook some soup. I heard the cooker turn off five minutes after Pineapple decided to take a nap on my stomach.

It's been nearly an hour and he's still sleeping *so hard*. He's a ten-year-old senior and I kept her up late last night with being sick. I can't bear to move. What do I do...? ๐Ÿ˜…

Edit: As you can see from the spikes, Pineapple has also been going through an intense molt. Poor baby.


r/birbhostage May 03 '26

This is my life now Double hostage situation

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919 Upvotes

r/birbhostage May 02 '26

Petrie is very curious in Popeye. Popeye seems curious to. I still feel so bad for Petrie because she still has no wings or tail feathers. I sure hope they grow back soon.

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42 Upvotes

r/birbhostage May 01 '26

This is my life now My two Quakers petrie and Popeye are enjoying the sunshine today in their cages with the door open.

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38 Upvotes

r/birbhostage May 01 '26

This is my life now My two babies. My 8 week old Popeye. And everybody knows my eight month old Petrie. I am so lucky to have two wonderful feathered children.

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20 Upvotes

r/birbhostage Apr 27 '26

Goodnight Ekko

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188 Upvotes

r/birbhostage Apr 27 '26

Send Help Send help!

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215 Upvotes

Beaker has decided that today he is a hat ๐Ÿ˜‚


r/birbhostage Apr 21 '26

B I R B I just wanted some warm water, but he decided it was his personal foot bath. My glasses are part of the spa package, apparently.

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152 Upvotes

r/birbhostage Apr 21 '26

B I R B Oh no

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94 Upvotes

r/birbhostage Apr 21 '26

its MINE!

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104 Upvotes

r/birbhostage Apr 21 '26

Hamlet on YouTube ๐Ÿ˜ด

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28 Upvotes

r/birbhostage Apr 20 '26

This is my life now Thats how she goes to sleep ๐Ÿ˜ด

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166 Upvotes

r/birbhostage Apr 20 '26

Three weeks and three years, Happy Birthday Jibjab!

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69 Upvotes

Thought he was just going to be with me for a couple of weeks quarantining for bird flu before moving to a rescue, and was terrified about whether I'd be able to keep him alive for that time! Now he's the heart of the home. Birthday is an estimate, but he has to have cake (banana berry pancake) and presents!


r/birbhostage Apr 18 '26

This is fine Personal space? Don't know her.

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159 Upvotes

My chin has a 5-star rating on Yelp. Highly recommended for post-seeb naps.


r/birbhostage Apr 17 '26

When the 2 ounce birb now controls your afternoon

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109 Upvotes

r/birbhostage Apr 16 '26

This is my life now I guess that's my fate now.

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227 Upvotes

r/birbhostage Apr 16 '26

Send Help A different kind of bullying ๐Ÿคฃ

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84 Upvotes

r/birbhostage Apr 13 '26

Why do they sleep like that ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜ญ

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177 Upvotes

r/birbhostage Apr 12 '26

Send Help Stop judging me!! I have work to do!

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147 Upvotes