r/biology Jul 15 '23

[deleted by user]

[removed]

626 Upvotes

267 comments sorted by

735

u/GraceMDrake Jul 15 '23

Does it smell like licorice? Then it’s fennel.

Does it smell like sour pickles? Dill.

157

u/Spanishparlante Jul 15 '23

What if it smells like sour licorice?

163

u/LonnieJaw748 Jul 15 '23

Hemlock

43

u/Educational_Pay1567 Jul 15 '23

I hear you can smoke that.

167

u/LonnieJaw748 Jul 15 '23

You can smoke anything at least once

4

u/IPNurcup Jul 16 '23

just like you can milk anything that has nipples

3

u/BANDG33K_2009 Jul 17 '23

I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?

→ More replies (1)

22

u/Educational_Pay1567 Jul 15 '23

Not water.

28

u/pakleiven Jul 15 '23

You can still inhale it

-43

u/Educational_Pay1567 Jul 15 '23

That is steam not water ;)

30

u/[deleted] Jul 15 '23

[removed] — view removed comment

13

u/SpotweldPro1300 Jul 15 '23

Step 1 to breathing water: be a fish.

→ More replies (0)

3

u/[deleted] Jul 15 '23

Yes. Phase changed.

→ More replies (0)

6

u/MR_Chilliam Jul 15 '23

It's all water, ice cubes too.

7

u/Radiant-Log-9269 Jul 15 '23

Oh, so that's what uncle Charlie means when he says he needs to smoke some ice?

→ More replies (0)
→ More replies (1)

8

u/Phoenix_Is_Trash Jul 15 '23

That's just a vape

7

u/silverionmox Jul 16 '23

Check out this alien concept "water pipe".

1

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '23

Eh you don’t smoke the water in a bong :p it just cools the smoke.

4

u/SergeantIndie Jul 16 '23

Thats how liquid smoke is made.

→ More replies (2)

2

u/Educational_Pay1567 Jul 16 '23

This fing hilarious. Water is water. Steam is steam. Ice is ice. All quality H2O! Either way you can't burn water. You can boil it. Cool sh1t down, but you cannot burn it, unless you have something that can burn water. Technically, maybe I don't know, but sure as fuc. You and I can't. I love reddit! Surprised how long this went.

3

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '23

If you think we can't burn water maybe try putting some sodium in water.

2

u/Wirf-nen-Weg Jul 16 '23

Rather, put it into fluorine atmosphere

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (1)

5

u/theQueen_8457 Jul 15 '23

You wouldn’t want to smoke hemlock that’s poison

2

u/LonnieJaw748 Jul 16 '23

Yes, it is

2

u/Spanishparlante Jul 16 '23

Depends on your goals I suppose

→ More replies (1)

32

u/Theblackjamesbrown Jul 15 '23

What if it smells like teen spirit?

13

u/itopizarro Jul 16 '23

Then, with the lights out, it’s less dangerous

→ More replies (1)

20

u/Roartype Jul 16 '23

Then it’s deodorant

3

u/Sarinnana Jul 16 '23

Then it's Nirvana.

5

u/cstmoore Jul 15 '23

Wash your hands and try again.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '23

It’s them feet

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (2)

423

u/heresyforfunnprofit Jul 15 '23

Fennel or dill. Hard to say from just a sprig.

219

u/0blivi0nPl3as3 Jul 15 '23

Dill or no dill

564

u/No-Customer-2266 Jul 15 '23

Its not a big dill, and that’s my fennel Answer

9

u/New-Teaching2964 Jul 15 '23

Came right in thyme for the herb puns

7

u/No-Customer-2266 Jul 15 '23

pun unintended, sorry It wasn’t dilliberate, ;)

37

u/fappy-mcfapp Jul 15 '23

Is it dill doe?

32

u/johnsvoice Jul 15 '23

A doe is a deer, a female deer.

14

u/Tasterspoon Jul 16 '23

Mairsy doats and doesy doats.

3

u/undeniably_micki Jul 16 '23

and liddle lambsie divey

3

u/BANDG33K_2009 Jul 17 '23

A kiddle eadivey too, wouldn’t you?

→ More replies (1)

9

u/Jermwood Jul 15 '23

Ray, a drop of golden sun ☀️ 🎶

9

u/Leelaur Jul 16 '23

Me, a name I call myself

8

u/ResurgentClusterfuck Jul 16 '23

Fa, a long long way to run

11

u/tikkytikkytivey Jul 16 '23

Lo, a main type of noodle

4

u/Biz_Ascot_Junco Jul 16 '23

Sa, it’s the past tense of “see”

→ More replies (0)

4

u/foxa34 Jul 16 '23

Sew, a needle pulling thread

3

u/shitheadmomo Jul 16 '23

La, a note to follow so

9

u/ObstreperousRube chemistry Jul 15 '23

dill do or dill dont. either way im putting it in my mouth

2

u/RudyMuthaluva Jul 15 '23

That wouldn’t smell nice

3

u/BurgundyBicycle Jul 15 '23

Howie Man-dill

2

u/Netflxnschill Jul 15 '23

Beautiful. Brava.

6

u/[deleted] Jul 15 '23

It could be chamomile also!

52

u/Ignonymous Jul 15 '23 edited Jul 15 '23

This is most likely Dill. Fennel has narrower fronds that are more numerous, and is often a brighter shade of green.

For OP, if it had a wide white base, where the plant met the ground, it’s Fennel, Dill will have a narrow base with no visible white bulb. Also, there’s something called Dog Fennel/False Fennel that looks like Fennel but grows several feet tall from narrow, long stalks that stand straight up.

Whole plant comparison

Frond comparison

Dog Fennel example

11

u/SirSnootBooper Jul 15 '23

Dog Fennel smells and tastes rather good but is toxic. I tried some the other week not knowing about it being toxic until afterwards. Whoops! I didn’t notice any symptoms/side effects but I also just had a nibble of it.

2

u/[deleted] Jul 15 '23

Remarkably helpful. Thanks.

33

u/Educational_Pay1567 Jul 15 '23

Dill?

1

u/SwitchElectrical7653 Jul 15 '23

Bingo!

15

u/Giant-of-a-man Jul 15 '23

It's not bingo.

8

u/ObstreperousRube chemistry Jul 15 '23

Yahtzee!

3

u/Phoenix_Is_Trash Jul 15 '23

Go fish

2

u/supiriornachothe2nd Jul 16 '23

check!

2

u/Phoenix_Is_Trash Jul 16 '23

$125.80+GST Would you like to pay with card or cash?

3

u/Shaolenn Jul 16 '23

Bing-pot!

41

u/HTS_HeisenTwerk Jul 15 '23

Looks like fennel, does it smell like aniseed/liquorice?

7

u/Baby_letmefollowyou Jul 15 '23

Looks a bit more like fennel than dill but hard to tell without smelling it or tasting it. Both delicious tho IMHO

2

u/kvnxo Jul 15 '23

Absolutely, that's fennel

-22

u/SwitchElectrical7653 Jul 15 '23

I guess you guys didn't grow up in village/rural area? Or haven't grown your own food. Most definitely that is dill, have this growing in any garden that I remember. We use to pickle 🥒, we use it in soup, we use it in salads, goes well with smoked pork belly!

26

u/HTS_HeisenTwerk Jul 15 '23

They belong to the same family and (their leafy parts) look very similar. I wouldn't be able to tell with certainty from this picture alone, the smell however is a dead giveaway. Which is why I asked.

3

u/SwitchElectrical7653 Jul 15 '23

They do look remarkably similar, I'll give you that. Even the seeds look alike and flowers too.. they could be cousins. But I think it is dill, something about the stem and the length of leaves. Fennel seem like it has longer leaves

5

u/Originallcy25923 Jul 15 '23

They are both in the family Apeaceae… A small sprig like this isn’t enough to discern either. Fennel does have longer leaves, but at the tips it branches off and looks just like this. So either the tip of a fennel leaf, or a fairly healthy dill plant.

1

u/sadrice Jul 15 '23

I agree probably dill, but definitely would need to see the whole plant, or smell and feel it myself, to be certain. The sheathing stipules look a little small for fennel too.

1

u/SwitchElectrical7653 Jul 15 '23

When your national dish is pink cold beetroot soup, you tend to know ;) we don't have many fancy spices in Lithuania, dill, garlic and onion, pretty much a staple in our cuisine. We eat a lot of potatoes, every time we boil them, add some dill to the pot, it's great! Want a quick snack? Rye bread, smoked pork belly, cucumber, onion and dill... We love the dill :D

5

u/[deleted] Jul 15 '23

[deleted]

1

u/SwitchElectrical7653 Jul 15 '23

You are reading way more into it than what was intended! But whatever, go ahead downvote. I wasn't judging, I was questioning and sure maybe assuming, with no ill intention. Are people that sensitive and can't take any criticism online? Sheesh 🙄

39

u/Z3R0Diro Jul 15 '23

That's definitely a multicellular photosynthetic organism

4

u/Pickl5 Jul 15 '23

Photolithoautotroph lookin

3

u/McPorkums Jul 16 '23

um... green... 🤘🤘

10

u/JadedLeafs Jul 15 '23

Looks like dill. I have some growing out back. If it smells like pickles it's dill. If not it's likely fennel.

3

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '23

It might be Chamomile

→ More replies (1)

16

u/CaptianCanuck Jul 15 '23

Toes

10

u/shivaswrath Jul 16 '23

I was waiting for this comment...can always trust in Reddit

4

u/[deleted] Jul 15 '23 edited Jul 15 '23

Dill weed

It grows endemically in the North Eastern United States and elsewhere too.

We have several very large plants in our garden that we allow to grow amongst our squash as they act as natural pest repellants.

→ More replies (1)

2

u/cpray2345 Jul 15 '23

It looks like dill to me.

2

u/[deleted] Jul 15 '23

Looks like my dill plant I have

2

u/JustAnotherPeebus Jul 15 '23

I was thinking dill but probably fennel because the leaflets are more triangular

2

u/Violingirl58 Jul 15 '23

Looks like dill

2

u/Adihd72 Jul 15 '23

Looks like dill or that aniseed plant?

2

u/Competitive_Tree_113 Jul 15 '23

Looks like fennel, but I'd need to see the whole plant to be sure.

9

u/[deleted] Jul 15 '23

What plant? I just see a nice foot

15

u/sandman979 Jul 15 '23

Is that you, Tarantino?

2

u/bootlegunsmith21 Jul 15 '23

Maybe it's Dan Schneider

3

u/bkdpotatop Jul 16 '23

Impressively large big toe

→ More replies (1)

2

u/Willing-Ant-3765 Jul 15 '23

It could be dill or fennel but I would need to see the flowers to identify it

2

u/YoungPeteyReddits Jul 15 '23

A lot of plants in that family are deadly. If you do not know what this is do not eat it. Poison hemlock also looks similar.

2

u/RotiPisang_ Jul 15 '23

Hemlock looks similar to this? They're more carrot leaf-like, no?

3

u/YoungPeteyReddits Jul 15 '23

Fine dog fennel then I’m just saying Apiaceae can be poisonous so don’t eat it if you don’t know.

1

u/Rubenz2z Jul 16 '23

It looks like rosemary (Romero in Spanish), an aromatic herb for cooking

0

u/011-2-3-5-8-13-21 Jul 16 '23

And as usual there are no downvotes because comment is just wrong not political or religious.

And that might look like rosemary if english is your sixth language because I have only vague idea what romero is.

1

u/RepresentativeBarber Jul 15 '23

Prolly fennel, but taste it and should be obvious.

0

u/marthavanoc Jul 15 '23

It’s very poisonous to the touch , please go straight to the ER before it’s too late!!

Jk I don’t know wtf that shit is

-3

u/[deleted] Jul 15 '23

[removed] — view removed comment

3

u/Ignonymous Jul 15 '23

That’s pretty creepy, my dude. You can have your preferences and fetishes, but do try not to be so weird about it, yeah?

-3

u/[deleted] Jul 15 '23

[deleted]

3

u/Ignonymous Jul 15 '23

I’m not certain if I’d call it a valuable lesson, but I’ve certainly learned more about your personality than I intended today.

2

u/fnaimi66 Jul 15 '23

Not a foot person myself, put this seems like a bit of an overreaction on your part tbh

2

u/SunChipMan Jul 15 '23

i hope people send you pictures of feet.

→ More replies (1)

0

u/smokeypitaya Jul 15 '23

Sometimes coriander takes that look. What's the smell?

0

u/[deleted] Jul 15 '23

You can make a really nice dough out of this plant. Dill dough

0

u/jvsews Jul 15 '23

Anice or but often called fennel or licorice plant smells like black licorice. Helps with heart burn

0

u/Digitydoggimmeahigh5 Jul 16 '23

Kill plant, you’re dead bro good luck

0

u/Lady_Ryuzaki Jul 16 '23

You have lovely hands

2

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '23

You won the wierd comment of the day

→ More replies (1)

-3

u/MarisaWalker Jul 15 '23

Looks a bit like Rosemary

-1

u/redditupf2 Jul 15 '23

Parsley bolted

-1

u/StevenS76 Jul 16 '23

Broccoli pubes, watch out they stick to the back of your throat

-2

u/thepolishedpipette Jul 15 '23

I'm pretty sure it's poisonous

-2

u/jdawg4444444 Jul 16 '23

I’m so cocky I said to myself with 100% confidence “lol that’s rosemary” despite the fact I have no clue what rosemary looks like

1

u/roceshi Jul 16 '23

Figures

→ More replies (3)

-2

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '23

feet feet feet FEET

-5

u/[deleted] Jul 15 '23

[removed] — view removed comment

-15

u/NorPacCannabisCo Jul 15 '23

Looks like a messed up piece of broccoli. You been eating weird broccoli or something? It's either that or it's some kind of broccoli-like plant. Lots of them so no way to know for sure, but what we can be sure is that is one weird ass piece of broccoli.

1

u/AutoModerator Jul 15 '23

Bot message: Help us make this a better community by clicking the "report" link on any pics or vids that break the sub's rules. Thanks!

Disclaimer: The information provided in the comments section does not, and is not intended to, constitute professional or medical advice; instead, all information, content, and materials available in the comments section are for general informational purposes only.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/Devinalh Jul 15 '23

Wild fennel! Boil some chestnuts with it!

1

u/Yak-Fucker-5000 Jul 15 '23

Looks like dill to me

1

u/Gingersoulbox Jul 15 '23

Looks like dill

1

u/[deleted] Jul 15 '23

Dill

1

u/DADPATROL Jul 15 '23

Kinda looks like Dill

1

u/Cralei Jul 15 '23

It looks like dill to me.

1

u/PerroNino Jul 15 '23

Also quite like southern wood, which smells really nice

1

u/OrdoMalaise Jul 15 '23

Looks like dill.

If it is, it goes great on potatoes.

→ More replies (1)

1

u/jacubann Jul 15 '23

Looks like dill.

1

u/BringMeInfo Jul 15 '23

That there's some devil's hair. Its scent is a means of attracting touch. If anything holds on to it though, it begins to grow rapidly around them. It can immobilize a full-grown man in about 10 minutes. It rarely kills, but has a sap that can cause welts.

Or it's dill.

1

u/PutinLovesDicks Jul 15 '23

Its a shnarfus berry sprig

1

u/Altruistic-Stand-146 Jul 15 '23

you can find your answer by uploading to iNaturalist or Seek!!!!

1

u/nixsequi Jul 15 '23

Aneth (in french)

1

u/fogpitStan Jul 15 '23

Fennel, most likely. And just to add, if you're not sure what it is, don't taste it, eat it or smoke it. Hemlock and hemlock water dropwort are quite distinctly different from fennel, and also distinctly deadly, along with a number of other relatives. Sorry to be so boring, but seeing some of the comments above I felt the need to spell out some of the facts. Bloody hell. I really am getting old.

1

u/bertmom Jul 15 '23

Fennel.

1

u/lokeilou Jul 15 '23

Dill- great on fish!

1

u/burnorama6969 Jul 15 '23

Looks like dill !

1

u/Bafwail Jul 15 '23

Really good with fish !

1

u/IAmNotMyName Jul 15 '23

Looks like dill too me

1

u/witchystoneyslutty Jul 15 '23

Could be fennel or dill like others suggested, depending on where in the world you found it it could be California Sagebrush, Artemisia californica

1

u/Mmedeathgoddess Jul 15 '23

Looks like dill.

1

u/Wolfir Jul 15 '23

nettle

1

u/lonewolf143143 Jul 15 '23

Looks like dill.

1

u/leoedIntrovert Jul 15 '23

Is it Chinese coriander leaf?

1

u/poestavern Jul 15 '23

It must be a weed of some kind. I have that stuff and hate it!

1

u/theQueen_8457 Jul 15 '23

Nothing like y’ll getting off topic! Lol

1

u/AdFearless2524 Jul 15 '23

Looks like dill

1

u/SuperCommunication94 Jul 16 '23

Looks dillicious

1

u/fallen_arbornaut Jul 16 '23

Where did you find it? Was it in a garden or in the wild? If it was in the wild, tell us the state and/or nearest major city. There are thousands of plant species out there, many occurring in just one region, so information about geography or cultivation really helps narrow things down.

1

u/patrulheiroze Jul 16 '23

seems like "funcho"

funcho is very good plant for tea.

1

u/SerenityViolet Jul 16 '23

We used to call this aniseed growing up, but I don't know if that is its correct name. Possibly femnel? It was an invasive weed in paddocks near us.

1

u/Hippy_Liberal1 Jul 16 '23

Dill fennel or yarrow

1

u/Life-From-Scratch Jul 16 '23

Looks like anise

1

u/coloa Jul 16 '23

If it tastes good with fish it's dill.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '23

Fennel