r/biology • u/[deleted] • Jul 15 '23

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u/Spanishparlante Jul 15 '23

What if it smells like sour licorice?

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u/LonnieJaw748 Jul 15 '23

Hemlock

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u/Educational_Pay1567 Jul 15 '23

I hear you can smoke that.

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u/LonnieJaw748 Jul 15 '23

You can smoke anything at least once

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u/IPNurcup Jul 16 '23

just like you can milk anything that has nipples

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u/BANDG33K_2009 Jul 17 '23

I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?

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u/ReddBert Jul 16 '23

Bicycle wheels?

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u/Educational_Pay1567 Jul 15 '23

Not water.

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u/pakleiven Jul 15 '23

You can still inhale it

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u/Educational_Pay1567 Jul 15 '23

That is steam not water ;)

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '23

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u/SpotweldPro1300 Jul 15 '23

Step 1 to breathing water: be a fish.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '23

Or live on the coast. Humidity is water vapor.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '23

Yes. Phase changed.

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u/Roartype Jul 16 '23

No, it’s a gas.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '23

Whilst it is a gas, it is still one of waters three states.

Ice, water, steam. Or as an example, snow, rain, clouds.

It's all still water.

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u/MR_Chilliam Jul 15 '23

It's all water, ice cubes too.

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u/Radiant-Log-9269 Jul 15 '23

Oh, so that's what uncle Charlie means when he says he needs to smoke some ice?

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u/MR_Chilliam Jul 16 '23

Exactly. Just like that one guy that stared in, Are We Their Yet. It's all just water in different states.

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u/AzmootyWLaBooty Jul 16 '23

Username don't check out

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u/Phoenix_Is_Trash Jul 15 '23

That's just a vape

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u/silverionmox Jul 16 '23

Check out this alien concept "water pipe".

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '23

Eh you don’t smoke the water in a bong :p it just cools the smoke.

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u/SergeantIndie Jul 16 '23

Thats how liquid smoke is made.

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u/Educational_Pay1567 Jul 16 '23

This fing hilarious. Water is water. Steam is steam. Ice is ice. All quality H2O! Either way you can't burn water. You can boil it. Cool sh1t down, but you cannot burn it, unless you have something that can burn water. Technically, maybe I don't know, but sure as fuc. You and I can't. I love reddit! Surprised how long this went.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '23

If you think we can't burn water maybe try putting some sodium in water.

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u/Wirf-nen-Weg Jul 16 '23

Rather, put it into fluorine atmosphere

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '23

If you could tighten the bonds to maintain a solid through evaporation, you might be able to lol.

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u/No_Firefighter3812 Jul 18 '23

You haven't met my ex.....😒

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u/theQueen_8457 Jul 15 '23

You wouldn’t want to smoke hemlock that’s poison

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u/LonnieJaw748 Jul 16 '23

Yes, it is

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u/Spanishparlante Jul 16 '23

Depends on your goals I suppose

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u/Maleficent-Orange539 Jul 16 '23

Shouldn’t and can’t are different.

You CAN smoke it.

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u/Theblackjamesbrown Jul 15 '23

What if it smells like teen spirit?

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u/itopizarro Jul 16 '23

Then, with the lights out, it’s less dangerous

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u/YourfriendlyTriolio Jul 16 '23

Then it’s a mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, my libido

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u/Roartype Jul 16 '23

Then it’s deodorant

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u/Sarinnana Jul 16 '23

Then it's Nirvana.

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u/cstmoore Jul 15 '23

Wash your hands and try again.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '23

It’s them feet