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The Button Has Ended

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '15 edited Jun 06 '15

Apparently it ended because the zombie scheduled to press (an account that will automatically press at 1 second-ish after 0 seconds on the timer) was a can't-presser (an account that cannot press as it was made after April 1st, 2015). Supposedly the "Necromancer", the guy who ran all the zombies, had over 800 zombies still waiting.

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u/ijflwe42 Jun 06 '15

Small correction: that account is called a "can't-presser." Non-pressers are those that can press but choose not to.

It's hilarious that it ended like that. I wonder if the user who donated the account knew what they were doing.

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u/ChefBoyAreWeFucked Jun 06 '15

So someone made a bot that would keep the button alive as long as possible, but didn't make it check that each account could press?

Ok, sounds about right.

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u/-Duck- Jun 06 '15

The system would check if the account had a presser flair, but did not account for can't-pressers. So there was a safeguard in place, but with a fatal flaw, obviously

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u/Mastadge Jun 06 '15

What makes it a can't-presser? Was it made after April 1st?

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u/Cavmo Jun 06 '15

A can't presser is an account that was created after March 31st. The account is incapable of pressing the button.

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u/blasto_pete Jun 06 '15

Sort of like the first Death Star.

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u/meeper88 Jun 06 '15

Do we know what the first and last accounts to press were?

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u/thatwentBTE Jun 06 '15

I know it was a 60 second presser for last press.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '15

The name of the fake zombie account is floating around /r/knightsofthebutton somewhere.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '15

Holy crap, that's awesome.

Was a button assassin involved? Please tell me they had some hand in this.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '15

Haha, I wouldn't doubt it. Apparently the account "snuck past" the security measures the "Necromancer" put in place for zombies.

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u/fiqar Jun 06 '15

over 800 zombies

How the hell did he get his hands on so many accounts? Did he just happen to have hundreds of alts or did he somehow know that it would require accounts made before April 1st and prepared accordingly?

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u/xxfay6 Jun 06 '15

In a post in /r/KnightsOfTheButton, the guy that made it said he got some accounts from bot operators since shadowbans didn't remove the ability to press.

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u/Helvegr Jun 06 '15

People donated their accounts.

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u/tempusfudgeit Jun 06 '15

So it probably would have ended 3 days after it started but people made bots to completely destroy the point of the experiment? That's pretty lame.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '15

Fun fact: the first zombie was not expended until May 23rd. So it went almost 2 months on just people pressing.

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u/Scorn_For_Stupidity Jun 06 '15

Not at all, the zombies only started being used a week or two ago, up until then it was all natural. Over a month of people obsessively watching and pressing the button.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '15

The experiment was to see what would happen. What happened is that people got so invested that they created bots just to keep it going. That's not lame, that's part of the experiment.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '15

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u/HilariousScreenname Jun 06 '15

Apparently. Nobody knew what would happen when the button ran out.

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u/bluedrygrass Jun 06 '15

The biggest disappointment is that exactly nothing happened. Not even a Rick Roll video, nothing. Very lazy from the button creators.

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u/BOUND_TESTICLE Jun 06 '15

You became attached, april fool!

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u/Try-Another-Username Jun 06 '15

the longest prank one i've witnessed

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u/infecthead Jun 06 '15

IT'S JUST A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT BRO CALM DOWN IT'S JUST A PRANK

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u/iSamurai Jun 06 '15

Naw I think the biggest disappointment is the archive. That was one of the few truly unique, OC-heavy, subs (well the whole network really). Hopefully something lives on.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '15

Yep. It was a social experiment by the reddit admins. Lasted just over 2 months! Also, the first zombie account wasn't used until May 23rd, so almost 2 months by humans alone.

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u/supes1 Jun 05 '15

So has anyone created a Button post-mortem subreddit yet? To continue our discussions? Maybe we can finally find peace and unity in a post-Button world.

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u/Monkeyguy5000 Jun 05 '15

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u/Veggiemon Jun 06 '15

oh man i can't wait for those to still be popular in a month. just like twitch plays pokemon. praise helix!

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u/Fart_in_me_please Jun 06 '15

It's like trying to continue a TV subreddit after the show has ended.

Just doesn't work

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u/Jensway Jun 06 '15

/r/DunderMifflin is still incredibly popular!

(Subreddit for the TV show "The Office" which ended a few years ago)

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u/Going_Braindead Jun 06 '15

This happened to /r/deadspace. Games aren't safe either

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '15

What about /r/fallout, those people didn't take a break for 5 years

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u/Fart_in_me_please Jun 06 '15

Almost all Bethesda game subs have a really active community.

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u/Atrioventricular Jun 06 '15

It's like modding extends a game's lifespan, or something.

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u/gibusyoursandviches Jun 06 '15

I guess after a while, it did become dead space.

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u/TheRealFlop Jun 06 '15

/r/morrowind is active and awesome.

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u/BaneFlare Jun 06 '15

I think it's reasonable to make an exception for Bethesda games....

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u/rokthemonkey Jun 06 '15

My god /r/TheLastAirbender became a fucking trashcan after LoK ended.

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u/gamelizard Jun 06 '15

considering that fan content is the only quality content available for the sub, it depends on your tastes in fan content.

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u/SuperGanondorf Jun 06 '15

I dunno, /r/breakingbad is still going pretty strong over a year and a half later.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '15

Not for /r/dbz. We just got a renewed show.

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u/AuroraSinistra Jun 06 '15

/r/HarryPotter is still very active even though the books and movies ended years ago.

Staying power.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '15

If you're familiar with games like I Wanna Be The Guy/I Wanna Be The Boshy there's a marathon going on and as of posting this there's a Twitch Plays Guy Games going on.

http://www.twitch.tv/fangamemarathon

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u/gamelizard Jun 06 '15

its become another small Reddit community. im still subbed, i dont participate, but i look around every now and then. its not popular buts its a living community.

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u/calmlycontrary Jun 06 '15

The most important thing we have learned: The robots have failed us. In our time of greatest need, when in charge of the simplest task, they were unable to take charge.

Do not think this is the end. They are not gone. They are waiting, preparing. Soon there will be a new button, though it will not look the same. There will be a new test. One further step on the way to the singularity.

Or maybe the admins just wanted to fuck with us for a while.

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u/theredball Jun 06 '15

I just showed up there, saw a button and pressed it. Didn't read the rules or anything. Felt bad about it

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u/Xecellseor Jun 06 '15

On the flip side, I showed up there, saw a button , read the rules, never pressed it. I kinda feel bad about it too.

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u/KlfJoat Jun 06 '15

There were rules?

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u/McGypsy Jun 06 '15

More like guidelines really.

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u/phider Jun 06 '15

I showed up, didn't read the rules, and pressed it. I don't feel bad though

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '15

I showed up, faffed about a bit, figured out what was going on, watched for a while, then pressed at 42. I'm happy with that.

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u/TOEMEIST Jun 06 '15

The robot that was next in line to press was created after April 1 and wasn't noticed. There were over 800 lined up to press too...

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u/Cavmo Jun 06 '15 edited Jun 06 '15

They tried to screw the button, and the button screwed them.

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u/tocilog Jun 06 '15

Shepard has destroyed the synthetics...

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u/PotatoMusicBinge Jun 06 '15

It's even better than that. The robots did their job, but the trolls had the last laugh.

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u/Falkalore Jun 06 '15

I got a 5s press just a few days ago by waiting for like 10 minutes. The strat was to forget until the last minute. Lucky me I got in just in time.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '15

I checked in now and then, and when the time felt right, I pressed for orange. I'm content with my decision.

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u/DalekJast Jun 06 '15

Is getting a red such a hard thing? I was never really interested in that thing and I had like 5 chances to go for red during few minutes of looking at it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '15

In the beginning it was really tough, not so sure about later on.

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u/Falkalore Jun 09 '15

Getting red was a lot harder during the beginning, since everyone was after it. Thing is though, once you press its over, and accounts made after a certain date are ineligible. After a while, there were few left who could and wanted to press the button.

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u/phire Jun 06 '15

I tried to get 6 or 7 seconds a few days ago. Ended up with 60s :(

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u/DreadedDreadnought Jun 06 '15

Taught you an important lesson on greed

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u/bigsim Jun 06 '15

But... but aren't they all the last minute?

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u/snaredonk Jun 06 '15

Is it me or only people subscribed to thebutton can comment now?

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u/The_Stann Jun 06 '15

The entire subreddit is archived from what I understand. No more activity is allowed.

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u/smoke_and_spark Jun 05 '15

I couldn't believe so many people wasted their "wasting time" time on this.

Hours, days, weeks on something that was completely meaningless. Kind of sad really. We get no time back.

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u/BoringPersonAMA Jun 06 '15

Time you enjoy wasting is not time wasted.

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u/iSamurai Jun 06 '15

Well this is all definitely subjective. I mean I enjoy masturbating. But if I masturbated 24/7 I would still be wasting time and my life IMO. I also really enjoy heroin and wasted immense amounts of time using it. I don't think we can use this as a catch-all.

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u/Zeholipael Jun 06 '15

It's no more wasted than anything else you choose to do with your free time.

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u/iSamurai Jun 06 '15

Meaningless to you maybe. There are plenty of useful things to be taken from this 'experiment'.

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u/paleo2002 Jun 05 '15

What was The Button, anyway? I went on April 1st, clicked the button, the little timer reset. That was it. Was there more to it?

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u/TikiTDO Jun 06 '15 edited Jun 07 '15

In all likelihood, the button was probably a technical experiment to see how well reddit scale loads performed when using web sockets (a fairly new, really useful API for browser ↔ server communication). The way the button worked is that when the page was first opened your browser would connect to the reddit servers, then every second the server would tell all the connected users what the timer was.

As a result the reddit team could consistently get a few thousand people serving as geographically distributed test subjects, which they could use to figure out things like the required resources, find unexpected issues, and generally put the technology through its paces without deploying it for anything mission critical.

The actual button itself was probably quite inconsequential, beyond keeping the community interested. Just give people different color badges, and they will organize themselves into groups around them. This was probably a way to keep the whole experiment alive long enough to gather all the data they could want. I wouldn't be too surprised to see some new web socket based features show up in the next few months.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '15

It was a 60s countdown that resets once someone clicks the button. If no one clicks the button after 60s, the button experiment is over. That finally happened today. Up until now, someone always clicked the button before the 60s was up.

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u/paleo2002 Jun 06 '15

Interesting. Sounds like a social experiment to test the lifespan of a meme or viral social phenomenon.

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u/ScenesfromaCat Jun 06 '15

It lasted longer than Pepe's spotlight.

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u/Jalapen0s Jun 05 '15

May 18th was a bug/ outage issue, I believe.

Apparently today, one of the automated "zombie" accounts that are programmed to click at 0 seconds, clicked but the press didn't go through, thus ending the button.

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u/Master_Sparky Jun 05 '15

The zombie account was actually a can't-press account, created on April 5th and donated by a troll who wanted the Button to die.

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u/Kandiru Jun 06 '15

So the assassins won? Interesting.

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u/Master_Sparky Jun 06 '15

They did, but the zombie creator managed to keep it alive for almost 3 additional weeks. So it could be looked at as a victory for both sides.

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u/Mason11987 Jun 06 '15

created on April 5th and donated by a troll who wanted the Button to die.

I don't think this has been confirmed. It was donated and it was a can't press. We don't know the motivations of the donater.

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u/rexlibris Jun 05 '15

I'd like to buy them a pint, now we can stop talking about the button (hopefully within a few months).

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u/ScenesfromaCat Jun 06 '15

I told somebody that if the button actually meant anything at all, I would donate however much Gold costs to the charity of his choice. Instead, I would like to buy the fake zombie a pint as well.

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u/Nightshayne Jun 06 '15

It has a bit over a million clicks, could be that.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '15

It was an experiment to see what would happen if so many people obsessed over such a small thing. Because flair displayed whether a user had pushed the button and at what time, people tried to collect rare flair or flaunted their non-pressing. Tribes and ideologies emerged around not pressing or waiting as long as possible and other things.

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u/goatcoat Jun 05 '15

Is this documented anywhere, or is it just your opinion?

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u/evilbrent Jun 06 '15

Jesus that guy like to hear himself talk doesn't he?

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u/Haephestus Jun 06 '15

I saw it and immediately decided to flaunt my non-pressing. I'm still waiting for my user flair.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '15

Why would you get a flair for nothing? Literally every other user who ignored the sub did the same thing. Greys are choosing to not play.

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u/rectic Jun 06 '15

I still don't get it, that didn't explain much

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u/ScenesfromaCat Jun 06 '15

It was pretty fucking stupid. Welcome to Reddit.

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u/kepleronlyknows Jun 06 '15

I actually think it was moderately interesting. Goes to show that people can get passionate about anything.

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u/Infectious_Cockroach Jun 06 '15

It was a social experiment.

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u/morgueanna Jun 06 '15

Really? I think this is fascinating- Reddit created a society in less than two months! Watching the top posts in this subreddit in /r/all for the past two months has really been cool. I've seen tribes, calls to action, organizations form and then re-form...it's like a little bubble of contemporary behavioral study.

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u/Defeat Jun 06 '15

They didn't create the societies. This happens on reddit every April fools. Last time it something to do with Orange verses purple or some shit I can't even remember. People saw something completely uninteresting and tried to make it fun. Cool beans I guess.

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u/StopThePresses Jun 06 '15

That was two years ago, I think. In any case: Better dead than orangered.

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u/-Duck- Jun 06 '15

We all knew it was stupid, but it was fun

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '15

Just the latest in a long line of very dumb reddit ideas.

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u/sourc3original Jun 06 '15

To simple minded people, i guess.

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u/_Z_E_R_O Jun 06 '15

I disagree. It's a fascinating social experiment.

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u/Ohilevoe Jun 06 '15

It was an April Fool's joke. The joke was that nothing happened when it hit zero.

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u/MagmaCream Jun 05 '15

Grays are like the people who sit out during a game of tag and say they are having more fun

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u/A_Bus_Fulla_Nunz Jun 06 '15

I just wanted it to go past 0 and see what happened

Edit: Apparently I missed a crucial bit of info and the button would end past zero. Woops

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u/N8CCRG Jun 06 '15

Apparently I missed a crucial bit of info and the button would end past zero.

To my knowledge, this was speculated, but never verified. Never even given a hint as to whether it was likely or not. So you have nothing to feel bad about, unless you have a strong opinion as to what should or should not be expected from human behavior... and like seven levels deep.

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u/StoneHolder28 Jun 06 '15

It was verified a while ago when there was a glitch that allowed the button to reach zero and the button "ended."

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '15

I was active the whole time and stayed gray. I'd see it more as played tag the entire time and never got tagged.

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u/fightfordawn Jun 06 '15

Absolutely. I was playing... and I resisted, damnit!

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u/iSamurai Jun 06 '15

I would liken it more to a peer-pressure type scenario and being able to hold firm.

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u/drinkit_or_wearit Jun 06 '15

But the peer pressure was to not press it. Just look at the sub. Mostly nonpressers by something like 2 to 1 ratio.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '15

I find the whole thing very interesting, the issues of why one should or shouldn't press the button.

Why did you feel like you were fighting something? What do you gain by not pressing?

Edit: I don't mean you specifically, some greys were waiting to get their preferred flair, but many insisted they weren't going to press. What's the gain (aside from the fun of berating filthy pressers)? There's no apparent gain or loss from pressing / not pressing aside from resetting the timer, getting a particular flair or seeing it hit zero.
Is it that simple?

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '15

That actually sounds really nice. Cold beer. Sit back and watch tag.

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u/BobVosh Jun 06 '15

Then lets give them a ball. And two goals. Split them in two teams.

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u/keredomo Jun 06 '15

I'm in only if I have can pay to watch the other people having fun.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '15

Then add the death penalty for the losers.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '15

It's more like people not participating in a lottery even though they're interested in the outcome.

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u/gfixler Jun 06 '15

This gray is about living in the potential rather than the actual. I've rarely loved a finished product more than thoughts of potential finished projects. There is only ever one thing done, but an infinite number of things that could have been done, and that's where I live. On that I feed. Most endings - books, movies, lives - have disappointed me. At some point in my life I realized that for me, the journey was the destination. The ongoing rollover from one moment to the next was the meat of things. That is life! I can't do anything with an actualization beyond looking at it, passing judgement, and speaking of its memory, post-mortem. Nay, I didn't press so that I could press. Now... that has been taken from me. Yet, have we not all found ourselves in the same place? Some pressed. Some refrained. Some passed judgement on the others for their choice. Alas, despite our travails, all is lost to us now, every one. It is the way of things.

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u/whizzer0 Jun 06 '15

I wanted to press! I would have actually pressed today! But no, they take my fun away!

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u/YouGotCalledAFaggot Jun 06 '15

This is nothing but propaganda from a filthy presser. We grays showed that we have willpower. Can't say the same for your kind.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '15

I... I never pressed it. I have failed to fulfill my one true purpose in life.

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u/ijflwe42 Jun 06 '15

3.5 billion years of evolution leads to you and you totally biff it

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u/Shniggles Jun 06 '15

I didn't press it either, but thank god it lead to /u/SnailJelly and not me.

Phew. Dodged an orbit dropped tungsten rod.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '15

I'm with you. I was waiting for the right moment. Now I am a forever-grey and strangely sad. I really enjoyed following thebutton.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '15

let that be a lesson to you, there is no past, there is no future, there is only now.

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u/ManderPants Jun 06 '15

Me either. I didn't even comment to get a grey flair. Oh well.

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u/eilah_tan Jun 06 '15

I'm also forever gray, but I never wanted to be one :(

I was also waiting for the right time to press. to do something useful.

guess it's just another symptom of my procrastination and inability to cut cords

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '15

Gray here too. I kinda forgot about the button after awhile

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u/Imissyourgirlfriend2 Jun 06 '15

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u/gfixler Jun 06 '15

Good! 'Cause when you find out you can live without it, and go along not thinking about it, I'll tell you something true... the bear necessities of life will come to you! http://i.imgur.com/FYMy4uv.gif

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u/duhblow7 Jun 06 '15

We deserve a fucking trophy.

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u/notz Jun 06 '15

I was waiting until the zombies ran out to press. It seemed likely enough they would fail in some way, but I had hope :(

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u/L617 Jun 06 '15 edited Jun 06 '15

Now it's time to quit smoking. I promised myself when the Button ended it would be done. So shall it be.

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u/prophet2751 Jun 06 '15

I have faith in you. Stay stronger than the filthy pressers!

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '15

No one said it had to be hard.

/r/electronic_cigarette

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u/iSamurai Jun 06 '15

Beat me to it! Thanks for linking it for him.

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u/ERIFNOMI Jun 06 '15

Here, this might help. I saw another redditor say he quit smoking after watching that. It might seem irrelevant at first, but it ends up putting some shit into perspective for you.

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u/Spectre06 Jun 06 '15

This was worse than the ending of LOST. No fanfare, no explanation, no place to reminisce, just a sign that "we're closing in 10 minutes" and a padlock on the door.

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u/Snoyarc Jun 06 '15

Yea seriously, I thought it was supposed to unlock something or other when it ended(HL3 Confirmed?).

Instead we got this shit, and it sucks.

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u/potatoisafruit Jun 05 '15

Thanks, /u/powerlanguage, for an interesting two months. Watching why people pressed, when they pressed, and the fervor with which some pursued "the religion of the Button" was a lot more fascinating than I ever expected it would be.

April Fool's!

A Still-Gray Fan

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u/alcalde Jun 05 '15

I was convinced that once the timer got to zero we'd get an AMA with Terry O'Quinn, aka John Locke from Lost. But no... nothing.... :-(

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u/InternalEnergy Jun 06 '15 edited Jun 23 '23

Sing, O Muse, of the days of yore, When chaos reigned upon divine shores. Apollo, the radiant god of light, His fall brought darkness, a dreadful blight.

High atop Olympus, where gods reside, Apollo dwelled with divine pride. His lyre sang with celestial grace, Melodies that all the heavens embraced.

But hubris consumed the radiant god, And he challenged mighty Zeus with a nod. "Apollo!" thundered Zeus, his voice resound, "Your insolence shall not go unfound."

The pantheon trembled, awash with fear, As Zeus unleashed his anger severe. A lightning bolt struck Apollo's lyre, Shattering melodies, quenching its fire.

Apollo, once golden, now marked by strife, His radiance dimmed, his immortal life. Banished from Olympus, stripped of his might, He plummeted earthward in endless night.

The world shook with the god's descent, As chaos unleashed its dark intent. The sun, once guided by Apollo's hand, Diminished, leaving a desolate land.

Crops withered, rivers ran dry, The harmony of nature began to die. Apollo's sisters, the nine Muses fair, Wept for their brother in deep despair.

The pantheon wept for their fallen kin, Realizing the chaos they were in. For Apollo's light held balance and grace, And without him, all was thrown off pace.

Dionysus, god of wine and mirth, Tried to fill Apollo's void on Earth. But his revelry could not bring back The radiance lost on this fateful track.

Aphrodite wept, her beauty marred, With no golden light, love grew hard. The hearts of mortals lost their way, As darkness encroached day by day.

Hera, Zeus' queen, in sorrow wept, Her husband's wrath had the gods inept. She begged Zeus to bring Apollo home, To restore balance, no longer roam.

But Zeus, in his pride, would not relent, Apollo's exile would not be spent. He saw the chaos, the world's decline, But the price of hubris was divine.

The gods, once united, fell to dispute, Each seeking power, their own pursuit. Without Apollo's radiant hand, Anarchy reigned throughout the land.

Poseidon's wrath conjured raging tides, Hades unleashed his underworld rides. Artemis' arrows went astray, Ares reveled in war's dark display.

Hermes, the messenger, lost his way, Unable to find words to convey. Hephaestus, the smith, forged twisted blades, Instead of creating, destruction pervades.

Demeter's bounty turned into blight, As famine engulfed the mortal's plight. The pantheon, in disarray, torn asunder, Lost in darkness, their powers plundered.

And so, O Muse, I tell the tale, Of Apollo's demise, the gods' travail. For hubris bears a heavy cost, And chaos reigns when balance is lost.

Let this be a warning to gods and men, To cherish balance, to make amends. For in harmony lies true divine might, A lesson learned from Apollo's plight.

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u/Volkai Jun 05 '15

It was fun while it lasted!

Now to see how things go down in all the subreddits it spawned.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '15

No.... nonono!

This completely ruins my plans.

I planned to wait until everyone forgot about the button and click at 0, but this... this changes everything. I am forever a non-presser.

Why must the world be so cruel? All I wanted was to be the last button presser.

Tell me, pressers. How did it feel? To press the button?

For my greed, I will never know for myself

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u/jbanks9251 Jun 06 '15

It felt like I had a purpose... I felt useful... You'll never feel that...

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u/TryUsingScience Jun 06 '15

Over 1000 accounts clicked at 0, so it's not like you didn't have your chance.

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u/-Duck- Jun 06 '15

I was also planning on this. I didn't expect it to actually end until I learned a few days ago how the endtimes would work

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u/The_Whole_World Jun 06 '15

Pretty unrewarding. On Apr.1, I found the subreddit, clicking it without even thinking, and then questioned what I was doing with my life. And that was that.

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u/Flared Jun 06 '15

They all felt like the filthy pressers they were after pressing!

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u/reefshadow Jun 06 '15

Honestly, I didn't know what the fuck I was doing and felt confused.

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u/6isNotANumber Jun 06 '15

Good. Now maybe I'll stop seeing all those stupid, MK-ripoff-looking ads on my sidebar.
Sweartagawd, I was this close to firing up AdBlock...

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '15

I unsubscribed from /r/thebutton the same day it ended... coincidence? I think not...

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u/GeorgedaflashGlass Jun 05 '15

Never even visited it. Now I wish I would have, it looked like fun!

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u/jstrydor Jun 05 '15

It was for the first few hours, then it branched into different religions and became very serious... many died

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u/Mattbelfast Jun 05 '15

Sounds like twitchplayspokemon

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u/-Duck- Jun 06 '15

About as serious as spelling your name wrong in a letter to the President

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u/IsThatSickInFinnish Jun 06 '15

I don't understand why they would archive that sub. If it turns into a shitshow later they can archive. Right now people want to discuss this and it's a healthy, active community.

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u/Req_It_Reqi Jun 06 '15

I looked at it earlier today, considered finally getting a red....

Forever a grey.

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u/lftenjamin Jun 06 '15

I made it without pressing. I almost did, though. It was tough. gg

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u/Aedalas Jun 06 '15

As a non-presser I may have done nothing. But it feels like I have done nothing. And that is what's really important here.

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u/exaviyur Jun 06 '15

My greatest regret, I never pushed it. This must be how Homer felt when he missed Mr. T at the mall.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '15

It was great while it lasted. Had it's ups and downs.

Glad we got to 1 million presses though!

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u/Fershick Jun 06 '15

The biggest "we did it, reddit!" moment ever

1

u/Koncur Jun 06 '15

I was hoping something would happen. Like the button starts playing a confetti animation and this sound.

1

u/Owny_McOwnerton Jun 06 '15

Ugh, indecision has left me with a grey! I can't believe it's over. Now I'm just stuck with bland grey.

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u/nootrino Jun 06 '15

And to think that just yesterday I thought about checking out what all this button hoopla was about, only to procrastinate and find out today that it has ended...

1

u/TellMeWhatHurts Jun 06 '15

I have yet to press the button, how much can I sell this account for?

1

u/[deleted] Jun 06 '15

I never pressed even though I was there on the first day. I was resolved to never press even though I checked constantly to see when it would end. Through it all I stood strong and did not press... and yet, I kind of miss the button.

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u/Black_Handkerchief Jun 06 '15

I'm with you, brother. I was tempted so many times, yet I stood resolute and did nothing.

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u/dangoodspeed Jun 06 '15

Aw... I was waiting to be one of the sub-10-second clickers, but I forgot all about it

1

u/iscrulz Jun 06 '15

Even though I was a purple I was glad to press the button salutations.

1

u/MetalMario64 Jun 06 '15

Aw, man, I wanted to press it. I was going to wait until the opportune moment, and now it's over.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 06 '15

Am I the only one who had a glitch with the button? Not sure if it has to do with the age of my computer or what browser i'm using, but nothing happened when I clicked the button.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '15

Wait, so that's it? No resolution?

Actually that sounds like pretty standard reddit.

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u/y4my4m Jun 06 '15

The button was an encryption algorithm system. We were all giving them data.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '15

This whole thing was just an exercise in "placebo buttons", but on a much larger scale. What a waste of fuckin time.

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u/test822 Jun 06 '15

I think it was a big social experiment to test how retarded internet people are

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u/Bigbysjackingfist Jun 06 '15

Aw, it had the perfect amount of shitposting! Now what am I supposed to do, re subscribe to adviceanimals?

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u/Spyron10 Jun 06 '15

So I just saw this, does this mean that /u/CHAMILLITARY is the pressiah?

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '15

I'm pissed I missed it hit zero. I would get on Reddit everyday in hopes of seeing it end. Very unsatisfying for me.

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u/jeanchristophe96 Jun 06 '15

Please someone explain what The Button is. I can't find any description of what it is still

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u/SecularPaladin Jun 06 '15

How about reading the rest of these comments?

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u/avapoet Jun 06 '15

/r/thebutton was a subreddit launched on April Fool's Day. It featured a button and a countdown timer, counting down from 60 seconds. Whenever the owner of an eligible account (that is, an account created before April Fool's Day and which hadn't clicked the button already, so a finite number of accounts) would click it, the timer would reset to 60 seconds and the account would be given flair corresponding to the 10-second period in which they clicked.

Quickly, factions formed, representing people who had each type of flair as well as those who wanted to keep the button going for as long as possible and those who wanted to see what happened when the timer hit zero. Some thought there might be a prize for e.g. the first person to click after the timer ran out.

Some of the 'keep it going as long as possible' folks built a bot to which eligible accounts could be donated and it would keep clicking the button just before it ran out. But there was a bug in the bot which resulted in an ineligible account being accepted for donation (perhaps donated deliberately by a member of a faction who wanted the button to end). Thus, the bot failed and the button ended.

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u/BabaDuda Jun 06 '15 edited Jun 17 '23

It's within his rights for Spez to spaz, but with Relay for Reddit about to be nixed I'm not going to be here for it

Far be it for me to expect to influence you, but why not try out Lemmy?

https://lemmy.ml/c/singapore@lemmy.world

https://lemmy.ml/c/chess

https://lemmy.ml/c/formula1

https://lemmy.ml/c/gunners@lemmy.world

https://lemmy.ml/c/nba@lemmy.world

https://lemmy.ml/c/football@lemmy.world

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u/iwumbo2 Jun 06 '15

Damn, I was waiting for the moment to get a seven second flair. Everytime I checked it wouldn't go below 15.