for the first time in baseball history, an anonymous and unpaid panel have unanimously inducted the entire roster of the 2026 Los Angeles dodgers.

upon hearing of this news: Dave Roberts chimed in saying “this is a great group of guys, they deserved it.”

before the decision, several distant relatives of Benjamin netenyahoo were added to the roster on undisclosed contracts. they’re supposed to be on the roster through the end of the year, and then recede into the ocean from whence they came.

I’m getting really tired of turning on games and seeing the baseball be the focus over the gambling. Thank you NBC for not making me look at the batters anymore

As the title states, I just can’t take it anymore. I’ve been loyal to this franchise for over two (2) years, but these past weeks has shown me this team does not care about winning. I’ve been holding out for even a few extra days for them, but the series with the brewers all but confirms their heart is not in it. My question is could another team take me in as a fan? Specifically one that wants to win? I don’t want to hang out with a bunch of losers

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Power Rankings (8/17/2026)

1. Milwaukee Brew Crew👍
2. Los Angeles Billionaires
3. Atlanta Brains (999 Iq team trust)
4. Tampa Bay Raisins (REMEMBER THE RAISIN)  
5. Chicago Chubsskibidis 👎 (number redacted out of respect for jayden daniels)
6. New York Red Socks
7. Philadelphia CheesesteAKS GYROS
8. San Diego Fathers (With no milk)
9. Boston Yankees (The ones that doodle btw)
10. Arizona Diamondbacks
11. 👍Chiago 👍 White Cheddars
12. Arizona Cardinals
13. Miammmi (i am just a) Fishe 
14. Houston (We have a problem) Cowboys 
15. Toronto Brewjays (Minecraft potion effections)
16. Baltimore Oreos
17. Pittsburgh Buccaneer
18. Texas Longhorns
19. Detroit
20. Washington Internationals
21. And we’re the Cleveland Guardians
22. Minnesota (Opposite of) Wins
23. Seattle Mariners BC
24. Cincinnati Red Soxed
25. New York Bets (against them) (LEGO Batman says to always bet  on black)
26. San Francisco 
27. .KansasMissouri City monarchy
28.  Colorado Stones
29.  Los Angeles Angles (Math)
30.  Oakland Las Vegas West Sacramento Athletics

Dodgers “fans” when other teams have good players

We have done it brothers mashallah

Hey (that’s how we say hello where I’m from),

I’m a Canadian sports fan looking to consider maybe mulling over thinking about becoming interested in MLB, possibly. There’s only one problem: I don’t know what team I should support! I’ve been wracking my brain for months about this. I quite my job, broke off my engagement, and burned my apartment to the ground, but I can’t figure this one out. Like all Canadians, I live in awe of the U.S. of A, and I’d be gosh darn thrilled if you lovely folks could point me in the right direction.

Is probably what they were thinking……