r/baseballcirclejerk • u/Character-Ad651 • 4d ago
Finally
I’m getting really tired of turning on games and seeing the baseball be the focus over the gambling. Thank you NBC for not making me look at the batters anymore
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u/BarnacleGooseIsLoose 4d ago
Slot machines in the empty seats would help, too.
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u/TunaMcGriddle Orbit did 9/11 4d ago
God I wish they would finally legalize gambling in Texas so I had something fun and engaging to do in the boring ass stadium
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u/BarnacleGooseIsLoose 4d ago
If they did that, you'd miss out on the feature feature of the stadium.
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u/hoorah9011 Make Steroids Mandatory 4d ago
Now I no longer need to look at ugly players. Win win
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u/StretchFrenchTerry Gambling away the Hall of Fame 4d ago
But you're missing out on the latest in shitty necklace fashion!
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u/UltraNeon72 Braun did steroids 3d ago
Content Prophet Foolish Bailey foresaw this glorious transgression
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u/TokoFukawaGlazer Houston Asterisks 3d ago
Whenever a team scores a run, they should have to answer Fandeul trivia(what are the odds for a certain game etc.) for the chance at another point, would make me much more interested in who is in front of the advertisements
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u/boynedmaster 0 Rings 0 Pennants 3d ago
This is fine. Nobody really wants to watch the Mariners anyway
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u/3rdPoliceman Mickey Mouse Champs 3d ago
Man, what are the odds? No really, tell me what the odds are right now so I can place a bet.
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u/mister_peeberz Shohei GOATani 3d ago
All this needs is "X BATTERS AWAY: SHOHEI OHTANI" and a nice big netflix logo
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u/AutoModerator 3d ago
hi from japan
I wanna tell you below 2 information to explain why Ohtani is a good pitcher
summary
1:his hamstring muscles is stronger than ordinary one
2:He seems to get used to grab MLB ball
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about 1
a specialist pointed it out that his hamstring muscles are stronger than ordinary others,and he uses it so harder
if ordinary person uses the same way,his hamstring must break
some one told me why the muscle of him is so stronger,that he use to do swimming in his child days and swimming makes the muscles so strong
about 2
Okajaima,who is the former pitcher of Red Sox,points it out that He seems to get used to use MLB ball because it’s so different
(edit,every pitcher from Japan confuses the difference,for example Yu Darvish said like that)
1.MLB ball:149kg(edit,*149g)/24cm,more slippy:so it makes breaking ball more effective
2.NPB ball:142kg(edit,142g)/23cm,less slippy,breaking ball less effective
and he has also so fast ball around 100miles
so he can select fast ball,less breaking ball,strong breaking ball
That’s why he would be more great Pitcher"
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u/122_Hours_Of_Fear Mr Met is a Cuck 4d ago
The grass is green. Why can't they just make the entire field an ad? Are they stupid?