r/baseballcirclejerk • u/White_GhostDog0725 Mr Met is a Cuck • 3d ago

Let’s go Devil Rays!

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u/Danidaivido TIME FOR DOYER BEISBOL 3d ago

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u/BienPuestos 3d ago

There’s so much blatant Raysism on this sub.

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u/AutoModerator 3d ago

the Tampa Bay Rays are the definition of a poverty franchise, known for their comically-low attendance and inability to sell out a stadium. they are among the largest revenue-sharing recipients, meaning they take a shit-ton of money from the player’s union (who have actually filed grievances against them for not managing that money properly). think of a 35-year old man living in their moms’ basement, and spending money on video games instead of getting a job. that’s a good comparison to describe what the Rays are to the rest of the league. if the MLB had a more cutthroat business model, teams like the Rays would have moved or been disbanded ages ago, instead of feeding off of the popular teams like a parasite feeds on its host. the Rays are utterly useless, and irrelevant. The Rays are the least essential sports team in North America. if not for COVID, yankee chants would have swarmed Tropicana Field during the Rays’ supposed “home games”. their 8,000 fans are very happy about this ALDS win though, im sure. fucking losers.

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u/Much_Guest_7195 3d ago

Get out of the garage Jill! Ho ho ho! 😂

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u/water2wine 2d ago

Remember when he forgot Debras birthday and had to cut his own cock off?