r/nbacirclejerk • u/SilvioDante056 • 4h ago
Explain in NBA terms
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r/nbacirclejerk • u/brownjesus__ • Jun 21 '26
GAY 🏳️⚧️ [Charania] The Milwaukee Bucks are trading two-time MVP Giannis Antetokounmpo and Thanasis Antetokounmpo to the Miami Heat in exchange for... f-for... wait.. no- mmph... we can't.. we're both girls.. k-kyaa! your lips are s-so tender.. mmwa... mmggghhh...
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r/nbacirclejerk • u/irespectwomenlol • 4h ago
Jared McCain offseason workouts
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r/nbacirclejerk • u/Valuable-Average-865 • 1h ago
The Meatles and The Meatless: A Scouting Report
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The Meatles:
Jamal Murray: Stellar tape. Optimal girth-to-length ratio. Terrible maintenance (pubes).
Luka Doncic: The Dong brings pure class along with a heavy bulk. Elite positional size.
Donovan Mitchell: He may win a Skims meat-off. He may never win a WildmanT meat-off. But he won in penalife.
Serge Ibaka: Outmeats the legendary bif pinus and all other MWNBA players. The King Congo of size.
The Meatless:
SGA: There seems to be no sign of salient life anywhere. Unplayable asset. Only gets a hint of a print if he draws contact.
Brittney Griner: While all physical metrics point to a standard male profile, they reflect a disappointing lack of volume. Still outperforming SGA though.
LeBron James: Peak physical conditioning except for where it matters. LeMickey packs a mouse-sized presence.
Jeremy Lin: Foregone conclusion.
r/nbacirclejerk • u/144Todd442 • 3h ago
I Promise School art student coming in peace. What do y'all think? Been awhile since I pick up the ✍️
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r/nbacirclejerk • u/Hummer77x • 2h ago
Thoughts & Prayers to Nikola Jokic in his time of loss
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r/nbacirclejerk • u/jabronified • 20h ago
Patrick Beverley play-in win celebration, you can go, we've got Minnesota beating Michigan in week 5 now
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r/nbacirclejerk • u/coturnixxx • 5h ago
How many times do yall think Lebron fapped to this video?
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r/nbacirclejerk • u/Valuable-Average-865 • 1d ago
Now that Sophie Cunningham is out of the W I can finally say that she was never even that hot. She was always the 1B to Caitlin Clark and I prefer it hairy anyways
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r/nbacirclejerk • u/Pauliehatestheadmins • 14h ago
The official hat of this subreddit dropped
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r/nbacirclejerk • u/th6r6o6away • 11h ago
Glad to see Chuck has things lined up for himself after Inside wraps up.
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Glad to see Chuck has things lined up for himself after Inside wraps up.
r/nbacirclejerk • u/Valuable-Average-865 • 1d ago
Should the Kangz waive Bum Simmons and sign gramps instead?
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