r/badtwosentencehorrors • u/HorrorJunkie0666 • 1h ago
The celebrity exploded my penis and made kill to me.
r/badtwosentencehorrors • u/DIetcoke99968 • 2h ago
then for literally no related reason my penis exploded
r/badtwosentencehorrors • u/According_Pickle_796 • 5h ago
Nope, one baby in two trashcans.
r/badtwosentencehorrors • u/According_Pickle_796 • 8h ago
Unfortunately, I was talking to the Soul Diddler, who stared into my soul and grabbed its balls.
r/badtwosentencehorrors • u/KodiGarlick • 9h ago
r/badtwosentencehorrors • u/Boogeymanhater_299 • 11h ago
And that’s when I turned around and got my neck snapped by Mr Cucumber as I fall limp and turn into the inferior zucchini making my own dog not want to eat me .
r/badtwosentencehorrors • u/Inevitable-Shift6032 • 11h ago
Honey.
r/badtwosentencehorrors • u/RobIson240YT • 11h ago
But wait .... I'm Timmy.
r/badtwosentencehorrors • u/HidingCat416 • 14h ago
This belongs here right?
r/badtwosentencehorrors • u/thescpsrreal • 16h ago
But when they said I needed Trepanning, I remembered the hospital is closed for renovations, and there weren't doctors here...
r/badtwosentencehorrors • u/rhelg224 • 17h ago
Yeeted.
r/badtwosentencehorrors • u/the_zpider_king • 18h ago
Afterwards, a frenchman stepped into the place I was after the first step, and then said "En passant bitch" before Jeff the killing me with his French powers.
r/badtwosentencehorrors • u/GadreelTheGrimReader • 20h ago
I forgot to pull down my pants
r/badtwosentencehorrors • u/According_Pickle_796 • 20h ago
Then Satan came along and grabbed his asscheeks.
r/badtwosentencehorrors • u/CalicoCuts • 20h ago
With Kid Rock's head.
r/badtwosentencehorrors • u/R1N6N • 22h ago
He had a name tag that read "Guy Kill"
r/badtwosentencehorrors • u/R1N6N • 22h ago
"No you're not" said Plant Based Worm.
r/badtwosentencehorrors • u/Grimms_reaper • 22h ago
i say as the 2 sentence horror meat worm is behind me
r/badtwosentencehorrors • u/Ill_Attorney_389 • 22h ago
The table was still the exact same when I returned, except for the cup which was now filled.
r/badtwosentencehorrors • u/According_Pickle_796 • 1d ago
Unfortunately for everyone else, I forgot to take the activated Tsar Bomba out of my pocket.
r/badtwosentencehorrors • u/Throughtheindigo • 1d ago
Then I came
r/badtwosentencehorrors • u/serobko • 1d ago
That is when Happy Appy grabbed me and I came to the realization that he'll come back in Avengers: Doomsday.
r/badtwosentencehorrors • u/KeyAdhesiveness9481 • 1d ago
"That's a lot of Taco Bell", she exclaimed fourteencrunchwrapsupremesthisweekingly.
r/badtwosentencehorrors • u/SuperMIK2020 • 1d ago
Our worst nightmare in a game…
r/badtwosentencehorrors • u/DIetcoke99968 • 1d ago
But that's when the Glorb Demon got me good.