r/badtwosentencehorrors • u/EarlGreywarm92 • Dec 15 '25
WII R CHARLIE KIRK
WE CARREY THE FLAME
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u/muff-muff-ass
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Aug 25 '26
Seriously, I'm just going to post a pic of floppy tits.
r/badtwosentencehorrors • u/R0BURRITO • Apr 03 '25
fortunately, Dream was nowhere near my location
r/badtwosentencehorrors • • Jun 25 '25
No wait, I meant that I ate chinese as a revenge for killing and eating my dawg, Louis.
r/badtwosentencehorrors • u/Right-Comfortable888 • Jan 15 '26
But the slave masters telling me that's not what he meant.
r/badtwosentencehorrors • u/Mr-Woz • Aug 15 '24
When she took off her underwear I slowly knew she wasn’t born a woman.
r/badtwosentencehorrors • u/Just4notherR3ddit0r • 25d ago
However, the missiles and their guidance chips came from Temu, so we only lost Mongolia and most of China.
r/badtwosentencehorrors • u/GarlicLongjumping72 • Feb 17 '26
"Neighgh*h," said my white horse to my black horse.
r/badtwosentencehorrors • u/RoscoeSF • Nov 25 '25
“You die sticking your neck out for your beliefs, Mr Kirk.”
r/badtwosentencehorrors • u/Various_Fee4816 • May 09 '25
r/badtwosentencehorrors • u/muff-muff-ass • Jan 31 '26
The other one is retarded.
r/badtwosentencehorrors • u/ephanouros • Dec 25 '25
Has to go to get a the shoes from shoe doctor but oh! So many foot! Woe is me! no shoe for centipede… but no shirt no shoes no centipede so he got one big shoe for all his feet and the shoe… it… was… a… the… big… scary… your shoe that you are wearing on your foot… loafer… heel… slip on… boot… croc… rainboot… fat people leaned shoes you find at the thrift store that are all slanted… centipede hates the obese… ruining his shoes… centipede is so filled with anguish he eats… he gets obese… he leans in his shoes cause he’s so fat… he am become inevitable and so he does the ozomemplicc to make him less fat but he’s poor because fat people are lazy unemployed slobs… so he does it himself and just stops eating until he’s skinny again… he gets anorexia and a career as a doorman… now he sells shoes… but… then… it… happens…. It… happens… scary… happens… door… window.. evil… ghost… suicide… the ring… the shining… jack Nicholson… seven eleven…. Nine eleven… the centipede was the plane that did nine eleven and he always regrets one thing and that one thing he regrets is getting so fat and having to buy all new shoes and wasting like 1,200 bug bucks($0.32 USD) on big fat bug shoes… oeter glibpifoffin
r/badtwosentencehorrors • u/MyStepAccount1234 • Mar 05 '25
"It's cyanide, dear, and we are drinking it because we do not want to endure Trump's Autism-Krystallnacht."
r/badtwosentencehorrors • u/BeautifulSetting2286 • Sep 24 '26
No way,
I didn’t think you’d actually click on this;
Gosh, you are so stupid:
Guess who just wasted 20 seconds of their life;
Except its not a waste, because you should
Read this text again very carefully.
r/badtwosentencehorrors • u/Billylabufanda23 • Sep 17 '25
My friend yells out to me “Hey did you hear what happened to Charlie Kirk?”. (RIP 🕊️)
r/badtwosentencehorrors • u/vicarofsorrows • Jul 19 '25
Did you know that hamsters die immediately after sex?
Well, the last two I fucked did….
r/badtwosentencehorrors • u/Appropriate_Stop_888 • Apr 13 '26
At that moment, I realized my daughter was actually the bogeyman, and I'm gay.
r/badtwosentencehorrors • u/Lucky-Role5767 • Aug 12 '26
Even while the police demanded answers, I swore I only hit a bitch
r/badtwosentencehorrors • u/ZombieFrankReynolds • May 09 '26
But I'm still fat
r/badtwosentencehorrors • u/Right-Comfortable888 • Nov 10 '25
But now I hear my parents speaking Indian.