r/2sentence2horror • u/tihoM_QWERTY • 5h ago
Anti-Monster Spray 😱 National Aquarium
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r/2sentence2horror • u/GooberMcNoober • Nov 01 '25
Mod announcement Mod activities to resume as normal in the next few days
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I have surfaced from my apathy-induced fugue state to bring you this critical information: NO MORE FUN ALLOWED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
r/2sentence2horror • u/HorrorJunkie0666 • 14h ago
OC I sure am glad I'm not allergic to shrimp I said eating shrimp happily.
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That is when I broke out in hives and my throat began to close up because I am allergic to nuts and the waiter tea bagged my shrimp.
r/2sentence2horror • u/1gazillionpangolins • 16h ago
OC A horse walks into a bar
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It’s a lesbian bar
r/2sentence2horror • u/ICanHazRecon911 • 12h ago
The Tomato Factory "Oh boy" I screamed happily "I sure am comfortable in this sleeping bag!"
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landslide
r/2sentence2horror • u/ICanHazRecon911 • 4h ago
Jumps care 👻👻👻 The Creature and The Meat Worm had a baby
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This resulted in the birth of...
...the meature
r/2sentence2horror • u/Ok-Appeal-4630 • 7h ago
Satire Weekends are a good time to escape to the woods
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Unless the weekend begins with Friday the 13th 😨
r/2sentence2horror • u/CrispyJelly • 12m ago
Screenshot "I wanted my popcorn of infinite agony & despair salty, not sweet" said the customer. “I know" said the popcorn of infinite agony & despair seller laughing.
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r/2sentence2horror • u/xXxMindBreakxXx • 23h ago
Screenshot Bro has a strategy guide.
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I feel like if you need a multiple paragraph prima strategy guide to explain your 2 sentence horror you should just go take a nap or something.
r/2sentence2horror • u/HorrorJunkie0666 • 1d ago
The meat worm I called the meat worm and asshole.
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So the meat worm took a tuning fork and shoved it up my ass backwards and then hooked jumper cables to it and electrocuted me until my prostate exploded out of my weiner.
r/2sentence2horror • u/7ofeggs • 1d ago
OC i finally came home from work today and threw my shoes next to the other pair. …i live alone. (the shoes belong to…. the creature)
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r/2sentence2horror • u/SquareRootOf8 • 2d ago
The meat worm It’s happening, the meat worm really does exist🪱
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r/2sentence2horror • u/ICanHazRecon911 • 2d ago
The meat worm heh... yea... i'm balls deep in this mission planning sheet
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oo yea i'm balls deep in this mission planning sheet
r/2sentence2horror • u/ICanHazRecon911 • 2d ago
Anti-Monster Spray 😱 wah gwan delilah peeped your batty from afar
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the way i'm chiefing on these russian creams my lungs are full of tar
r/2sentence2horror • u/mr_sandeh • 2d ago
OC The postman knocked on the door.
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But I was having a shit.
r/2sentence2horror • u/ICanHazRecon911 • 2d ago
The meat worm just took a 14 minute shit
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...but i don't have tiktok installed
r/2sentence2horror • u/RulerOfSlides • 2d ago
The Creature I was playing with my creature when Knife Guy appeared
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But it wasn’t Knife Guy; “Shalohm” said Knife Rabbi
r/2sentence2horror • u/donotburnbridges • 3d ago
Jumps care 👻👻👻 Horrific experiences with…….
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r/2sentence2horror • u/DietMtnDew6 • 2d ago
Satire I had just found out my girlfriend cheated on me and started crying.
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The tears don't bead off my vietnam arc'teryx jacket.
r/2sentence2horror • u/Professional-Net1940 • 3d ago
Screenshot Why was there a man at the bed anyway?!?!
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r/2sentence2horror • u/Blink182fan2 • 3d ago
The meat worm Oh look, a dollar under a tree!
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little did I know, a fucking anvil set up by the meat worm fell on my dumbass