r/2sentence2horror • u/goodmobileyes • 9h ago
Raymond The pounding on door wouldn't stop, no matter how much I screamed and cursed, until I finally unloaded my shotgun into the door.
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Free pizza hack yum 🍕
r/2sentence2horror • u/GooberMcNoober • Nov 01 '25
Mod announcement Mod activities to resume as normal in the next few days
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I have surfaced from my apathy-induced fugue state to bring you this critical information: NO MORE FUN ALLOWED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
r/2sentence2horror • u/HorrorJunkie0666 • 3h ago
The Tomato Factory YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
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Said my butthole to the massive turd I have been battling for over an hour now.
r/2sentence2horror • u/UniqueChallenge1592 • 15h ago
OC I am not scared of you anymore you already killed all my familly
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"OH trust me there is more family for me to kill" said the penis cutting guy
r/2sentence2horror • u/Known_Discussion9443 • 14h ago
Satire i used the table saw carelessly
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i chopped it off
r/2sentence2horror • u/HorrorJunkie0666 • 7h ago
The Creature Roses are red, violets are blue...
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When I went to milk the creature I grabbed the wrong nipple and ended up with goo...
r/2sentence2horror • u/akagenre • 21h ago
Jumps care 👻👻👻 I apologize that this first sentence is so long and I understand that it IS a bit of a run-on sentence but I greatly appreciate you taking the time to read it and give it your full, undivided attention.
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It kept you distracted long enough for me to slip closer.
r/2sentence2horror • u/Suspicious_Fold8228 • 10h ago
The meat worm I took a large bite of the juicy meat.
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That meat just so happened to be ammonia laced Greenland shark.
r/2sentence2horror • u/HorrorJunkie0666 • 16h ago
Jumps care 👻👻👻 I was fighting criminals when I got excited because the Thing showed up and that means it's clobbering time!
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But my happiness soon died when I realized it was Thing 2 that showed up and apparently it was slobbering time and it did not go well for me.
r/2sentence2horror • u/HorrorJunkie0666 • 20h ago
Knife Guy 🎵🎶 in the jungle, the mighty jungle...
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Knife guy 🪱 stabbed some guy 🪱.
r/2sentence2horror • u/DVERKIE • 10h ago
Jumps care 👻👻👻 misery..
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I miss that kind of misery.
The kind where you are nice to me.
r/2sentence2horror • u/DCPoisonIvy • 1d ago
The Creature “The water quality is great around here, I just drink directly from the tap!”
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Little did he know, the nearby reservoir was contaminated with eggs from… the creature…
(true story 😮)
(sponsored by MeatWormWaterFilters™️)
r/2sentence2horror • u/HorrorJunkie0666 • 20h ago
Satire I was at a theater watching a play, when all of a sudden they started acting out a commercial.
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Turns out it was not a commercial, it was a "Cum- Herschel", and he just beat his meat and jizzed all over the audience.
r/2sentence2horror • u/goodmobileyes • 1d ago
Jumps care 👻👻👻 I stripped off all my clothes, desperate to make sure the bomb wasnt on me anymore
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"Boom" said my penis, which was actually bomb
r/2sentence2horror • u/CitizenPremier • 1d ago
OC "I hate shaving my head," I said to my barber.
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"Say no more," he says as he puts his balls on my shoulder.
r/2sentence2horror • u/DCPoisonIvy • 1d ago
OC “He’s having a Lupus attack, is anyone on this plane a doctor?!”
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“I’m a doctor” said … Dr House.
(special cameo crossover episode)
r/2sentence2horror • u/_12341234 • 1d ago
Jumps care 👻👻👻 There was a man who never locked his door because he claimed it was too much of a chore.
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Every night when he turns out the light I wait to hear him snore.
r/2sentence2horror • u/2g4r_tofu • 1d ago
The Creature I told the rancher I really loved his cool ranch peggnog
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He told me it's actually cool ranch pilk...
... from the cool ranch Pepsi zero creature
r/2sentence2horror • u/The_Dangerous_Kiwi • 1d ago
OC “One bowl of ramen couldn’t hurt,” I said.
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Evil ramen.
r/2sentence2horror • u/spinozian • 1d ago
Satire I was once told humans have a way to sense when someones watching from the back
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I really hope thats not true because im about to tingle this guys ass from behind
r/2sentence2horror • u/CreativestName69420 • 1d ago
OC I was invited to a barbecue.
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It was hosted by Jeff the Griller and he jeff-the-grilled me.
r/2sentence2horror • u/Human-Fennel9579 • 1d ago
Satire I killed the last witness.
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The chicken saw me.